Stories by eryv

Sure, at one point in my life I did have many girlfriends in a short span of time- some even overlapping, but there is a perfectly acceptable explanation about that. You see, all those chicks were crazy. Kiba POV DISCONTINUED
You might think it horribly shallow of me to be doing this. To be teaching someone to kiss with 'no personal feelings involved'...But then you obviously have no idea how hard it is to resist Uzumaki Naruto. Especially if you're me. DISCONTINUED
They didn't mean it to happen, honestly. It just did. They both thought it was wrong at first, but they also became addicted to each other. By the end, the didn't even have a say. DISCONTINUED
The great Uchiha Sasuke, sulking? It can't be! No- wait. Sasuke, are you POUTING? Oneshot. Slight SasuSaku, not enough to make you implode. Pokes fun at Sasuke, kukuku. Now a two-shot.
The secret to becoming a true Hyuga...just something to make you smile. EDIT: few spelling mistakes corrected, and now a 2-shot. Rating upped for tiny bit of language.
She is troublesome- that is the word to describe her. But just this once...Shikamaru thinks it would be even more troublesome if she wasn't around. Drabble, 557 words. Reveiw and you recieve a portion of small childs soul!

A Good Snogging by eryv Stale Result (Last seen: )

"Granger, you need a good snogging." He sounded delighted at her reaction, and Hermione was fairly sure it had nothing to do with her fish impersonation. Oneshot. Dramonie, Rated T because it's not quite K. R&R
Title explains all.
Not your average story! Who's the killer on the loose? Who's this 'princess? & will Sasuke ever say anything other than 'Hn? All these questions and more will be answered in...drumroll please, ICHA ICHA PARADISE: THE KONOHA WAY! DISCONTINUED
So much the same, yet so different. Drabble.
Sasuke-kun..." just ignore it Sasuke, just ignore it..."Sasuke-kun?" ARGH! Why won't she stop the act? 'Sasuke soon does. Oneshot SasuSaku, Rated T for infrequent language.
So...what exactly IS her last name? Neji finds out. NejTen, Oneshot.

Mightier Than The Sword by eryv Stale Result (Last seen: )

Because sometimes, violence is the only answer. Warning: Stabbing with a quill is involved.

Mightier Than The Sword old by eryv Stale Result (Last seen: )

What do you do to a slimy good-for-nothing ferret who needs a lesson and a personality change? Stab him with a quill of course! Rated T because...well, becuase stabbing with a pen is involved. REVISED VERSION NOW UP

Embarrassment by eryv Stale Result (Last seen: )

Do you love to see Draco Malfoy humiliated? I sure do. Especially in THAT department, if you catch my drift. Dramonie of you squint. Doesn't bash Malfoy... well... maybe just a little :3

Snap by eryv

The fact that she loves him is bloody general knowledge! If you went to a foreign country where they didn't even know how to count and asked 'Who does Hinata love' they'd slap you and say 'Naruto you idiot' CANCELLED