Daphne Greengrass planned to endure the reunion with polite nods, early exit strategies, and absolutely no Gryffindor-related chaos. Unfortunately, the universe had other opinions.
The bureaucracy of magic pins the title of Santa on Daphne Greengrass and brands Harry Potter as Mrs. Claus. They never planned to save Christmas together. They certainly never planned to enjoy it.
Written with AI—yes, deliberately—because someone accused a previous, very similar fic of being AI-generated. This one tests the tech while delivering Ministry shenanigans: Daphne Greengrass, razor-sharp solicitor, secretly pranks Auror Harry Potter.
Senior Auror Harry Potter has a problem. Someone at the Ministry keeps pranking him with impossible precision. Every spell is a riddle, every mishap a challenge, and he can't stop chasing the culprit. Daphne Greengrass, perfect pureblood lawyer, has a secret hobby. Driving Harry Potter mad. A slow-burn duel of wit, mischief, and accidental romance.
Haunted by a self-bound vow never to interfere with Hermione's happiness, Harry Potter has spent twenty years in silence and exile. When fate draws him back into her life, he must confront the vow that has ruled him, or lose the only family he's ever truly wanted.
Draco Malfoy always knew he'd be sorted into Slytherin. Just like his father, and his father's father, and probably even the family peacocks. But then the Sorting Hat decides he's not cunning enough.
Once founders, now familiars, a calculating owl and a grumpy half-kneazle conspire to fix what their owners seem intent to ignore. It takes sabotage, storms, ancient magic, and mutual exasperation. But in the end, love (mostly) listens. Especially with feathers and fur pulling the strings.
Pansy Parkinson would do anything for Draco Malfoy, even learn quidditch tactics and cozy up to Harry Potter. But as the lines blur between loyalty and manipulation, she starts to wonder. Is she trusted or just being used? No Voldemort AU
In a post-war political marriage, Daphne Greengrass plots to sabotage her unnervingly decent husband, Harry Potter, only to find civility far more dangerous than disdain.
Harry returns for another year at Hogwarts, blessed as a Holy Paladin of Coin. He will revolutionize the wizarding world with his strict adherence to free market capitalism and wealth accumulation through entrepreneurship. crackfic