Draco Malfoy, nearing thirty and still single, is in a muggle bar on the lookout for a Nice Muggle Lady with whom to spend the night, so that he might avoid his mother's match-making dinner plans. What he finds, instead, is one of the last people he ever expected to see again: Hermione Granger. She's waiting on a date... It would be a shame if chemistry unravelled their plans...