Stories by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

A Dramione parody.

Neville has "the talk" with James and Hugo.

Cedric and Cho go on their first date.

Lucy Weasley is pregnant. She isn't ready to be a mother. She doesn't want to have a child. Follow her nine month journey into motherhood.

Harry has 'the talk' with James.

A look into the life of Augusta Longbottom.

After her first break-up, Percy Weasley tries to comfort his sixteen-year-old daughter.

Draco has to say those 'three words' to Astoria. If only he could figure out what those three words are.

Percy supposed he should have asked Oliver to help him first and then explain his current ab-session, instead of asking him to remove his shirt and let Percy take a 'gander' at his chest. (Percy/Oliver, a bromance)

Even villains deserve a break.

James reflects on his relationship with his sister.

Christmas does not exist in Malfoy manor.

Dudley was a pig in a wig.

Neville and Hannah are bonded for life.

All Neville wanted was to date Hannah Abbott.

The secret to a happy marriage? There isn't one. Happy marriages do not exist. (Draco/Astoria)

A look into Dobby's last moments.

Love, Blaise thinks, is missing someone when they are not near. Love is staying up at night and hoping for their survival.

Hermione searches for the love of her life in words.

Ron learns to properly drive a car.

Albus Potter is on the brink of a nervous breakdown.

Ron tries to be romantic with a little help from Shakespeare.

Susan Bones is a creature of the night.

Albus Potter needs a fake fiancé. Teegan Meadows needs a job. Insert: the greatest relationship ever established. Only it isn't real.

Come one, come all to the first annual Squib Valentine's Day Mixer! The perfect chance to meet your non-magical partner in life.

As a favor to Hermione, Ron must take care of Crookshanks.

Sometimes you have to ask yourself, what would Voldemort do?

For a moment Serenity Lovegood glowed brighter than the sun.

Remus learned quickly that being a member of the Order would not pay his bills.

Most Death Eaters are incapable of love. Not Lucius and Narcissa.

Neville introduces Hannah to his parents for the first time.

The best things in life aren't things.

Remus Lupin's chocolate addiction has gone too far.

Ron Weasley remembers the birth of his first child.

All Cedric Diggory wants is to celebrate Valentine's Day with Cho Chang.

How do you explain death to a four-year-old child?

What do you get with a sick Ron and Harry Potter as his chef? Chicken Soup. Without chicken... and man eating candy corns?

She's wearing a scarf. It's blue.

Maybe he would regret not being a father to his son.

Lately, it feels like all my heart is experiencing is heartbreak. I feel bitter because all my other mates have significant others and me? Well, I don't. I'm alone. I'm heartbroken. I want desperately for someone to piece my heart back together again. To make me whole.

Rose Weasley wants to know where babies come from.

After making fun of Hermione and her muggle culture, Ron Weasley decides to take a career aptitude test.

Ron Weasley has interesting ways to tell his wife he wants to have a baby.

All Ginny Weasley wants is for Harry Potter to marry her.

I believe magic is the work of the devil.

Harry and Ginny must explain the war and what death means to James.

Young Lucius Malfoy is taught the Malfoy family values.

What is going on at Hogwarts? Students are meeting in dark dusty corridors. Professors are crowding Filch's office, even Sybil Trelawney is out and about! The real question is, why is everyone examining and pointing at Remus Lupin from afar?