Stories by framator

Hermione's potion accident gives five witches dicks. Now she, Lavender, Luna, Pansy, and McGonagall form a secret support group to cope. The problem escalates, and their hands aren't enough. More people get dragged in. Why does Luna keep calling her new cock, Gerald? Futa/Futa, Futa/Male, Futa/Female, Male/Male, Threesome, Crack fic, Mutual Masturbation, Comparing dicks, DoubleP

In a post apocalyptic Harry Potter world (AU), a Russian woman, Alisa (The Wandless Witch), is cursed with an infernal disfiguration. While fighting a demon prince, she was hit by one of his subordinates with a soul changing transfiguration. The demon gave Alisa a dick. Hoping to find a way to regain her dignity, she goes to find the legendary Professor McGonagall. Lots of fucking.

Five years after the war, London's wizarding underbelly is gripped by a new kind of terror. Head Auror, Harry Potter impossible odds—but nothing like this. Victims are found in locked rooms, wards intact, no sign of entry… and memories left behind? Not of the killer. But of the dead. Harry is forced to accept help from an unlikely source: Alysa(OC). Angst/Crime/Romance/Action