Stories by seriousish

Kara knew dating Lex Luthor's sister wouldn't be easy. She just didn't expect it to be so *weird*.

After Emma comes back from the Enchanted Forest, she's disappointed to find out that that bat that bit her was more like a... vampire. Now a vampire herself, she goes to see Regina. If Regina can't cure her, then she could do with a little less blood. It's the least she can do after cursing everyone for 28 years. Swan Queen

Kara and Lena discuss Supergirl's new costume.

Plot? Really just an excuse for Tony Stark to have sex with Disney Princesses. Hey, at least I'm honest.

Slaying has always made Buffy hungry and horny. But now it's making her a slut. BuffyXGiles

Buffy abandoned Willow over the summer. Now it's time to make amends. Buffy just doesn't know yet how hard her apology is going to be.

Willow and Cordelia are trapped in the crypt. There's a vampire trying to get in. There's no way to get out. They're going to die soon anyway. And one of them is already a lesbian...

Bobbi and Felicia end up guests of Jabba's and wearers of a famous bikini.

After Ethan Rayne catches Buffy sleeping with a vampire, he decides it's high time she finds out what it's like with a real man.

In an alternate universe where there are no superheroes, only superheroines, a powerless Peter Parker isn't having much luck with the ladies. Until his friends Mary Jane and Gwen send him out with the most eligible bachelor in New York, Tony Stark. Mission: Get Parker laid.

Roaring Twenties AU: Petyr is a Mob accountant with loose lips who chorus girl/undercover cop Sansa pumps for information.

Hermione finds out what her daughter sees in Scorpius Malfoy.

A trio of Twi'leks are very happy when their Mandalorian husband comes home.

Ever since the Doctor's regeneration, Clara's been trying something new: something old.

While she's working as a guidance counselor at the local high school, a magical letterman jacket makes Buffy fall in love with a teenage boy. Hey, don't blame me, it's canon.

Natasha never had a family. But maybe with Clint's help, she can still be a happy little girl.

Mon-El is pretty sure he has Thanksgiving down. The rest of the calendar he's not so clear on.

Albus Severus Potter was expecting to distract Hermione by talking about having another baby while disguised as her husband. He had no idea she'd want to work on it now...

Henry's looking for a happy ending for his mother, but he never expected to find one for both of them. Swan Queen.

In which Tony and Steve discuss retirement plans and mutual friends.

Peter and Wanda aren't the same people they once were. But the people they are now have something in common.

Two cousins do lunch.

Excerpts from Seven of Nine's twenty-three-year journey home.

Rey learns the first of many lessons from her new teacher.

Clara is hoing for the holidays, and so is Amy. Clara X Amy X Missy, dub-con.

Poison Ivy in the Star Wars universe, dressed in one of Jabba's slave outfits. What could go wrong?

For his birthday, the Doctor wants to sleep in. Clara just wants to sleep with him. Whouffaldi, established relationship.

She's the Dark Swan, got it, the DARK Swan!

The Dark One is going to truly hurt Regina… well, no, not that bad. Just… just a little hurt. Maybe she'll just give Regina a stern talking-to or an Indian burn. She doesn't want to ruin Regina's day or anything.

Laura wasn't sure what she should've thought about having a man leap into her car, covered in blood, gun in hand, and demand that she drive, but she was pretty sure it shouldn't have been 'he's kinda cute.'

Reeling from the devastation he unleashed with Ultron, Tony opens a portal to a parallel universe to warn them against the same mistake. In the process, he unwittingly teleports himself, Pepper, and Maria Hill to a dimension where saving the world can be risque business.

Regina is out to save the woman she loves. So is Emma.

For Regina, Emma can be most distracting when she's not saying anything at all.

Okay, I didn't hate AoU like a lot of people and I'm not an ardent shipper of Clintasha, but I thought it'd be fun to experiment with a Clintasha/Bruce&Betty rewrite of AoU, just as a writing exercise, sticking largely with the established storyline.

In the Author's new world, Regina is such a bandit she'll steal everything Emma has. Including her heart.

If Natasha's going to help raise Clint's new baby, she'll damn sure help make it too.

Emma likes eating two things. One of them is grilled cheese sandwiches. The other is Mayor of Storybrooke.

Regina learns what vibrators are. Emma learns whether Regina can squirt or not.

Storybrooke has a problem with dark magic users.

Varrick wonders-what if he put out movers starring naked people? It's just crazy enough to work...

After a night of passion, Steve and Peggy pick up where they left off in the afternoon.

Emma just wants to be left alone and not die. She figures Regina can return her the favor.

Clara meets Osgood and teaches her how to dom people a little too well.

It'll take more than superpowers for Pepper to stop being Natasha's bitch.

The Snow Queen has much to teach Elsa.

When you need to top the Marvel Universe—get Pepper.

Ever since the Doctor regenerated, Clara's had this fantasy… Twelve/Clara, TW: Rape

Do not worry, heartbroken Regina, Emma is coming for you with pizza and rom-com analogies!

Emma and Regina try this whole sleeping together thing.

Zelena doesn't think she can be redeemed. She doesn't think that Regina even cares about her. But Regina has one distinct advantage when it comes to winning her over: she knows what it's like to be Cora's daughter.

The Swan-Mills family is going to have a merry Christmas if it kills Emma. (It probably won't kill her.) Swan Queen.

AU. Beckett gives Alexis far more help with her college dissertation than Alex counted on.

YOU get a heart! And YOU get a heart! EVERYBODY gets a heart!

After the death of Regina's mother, Emma would give anything to make peace. But all she has to offer is herself.

Emma knows Henry can't remember, but she wants him to know Regina is his mother. His other mother. Surely, there's a story she can come up with that could explain how Henry has two mothers...

Madame Vastra and Jenny help Clara get over the Doctor. ClaraXVastraXJenny

Mary-Margaret thinks Emma's been acting awfully strange since she got her old jacket out of the closet… out of the closet… wait…

A retelling of the 2009 Star Trek movie in a sex-positive, pro-woman setting, featuring a fifty percent female cast. Betaed by Nomani

Things not to base a relationship on: Pornography, Kryptonite dildos, anal virginity. TessXKara

What's worse, living under Regina's curse or having to sing Christmas music? Swan Queen

While interrogating Hermione, Bellatrix Lestrange decides she wants more than information. She wants a Christmas gift for her favorite sister.

Mary-Margaret and David know Emma is dating someone. Who could it be? Neal? Hook? Surely not-anyone else...

Regina just wants to make sure Henry is safe. A quick vision of the future, that's it. She wasn't expecting to get a look at her and Emma waking up in each others' arms... or what they did in the shower.

Regina can physically affect the world simply by making gestures. At any point in any scene in Once Upon A Time, if Regina's hands aren't visible and Emma isn't saying anything, it's possible that Regina is rubbing her fingers together, Emma's clit is throbbing, and no one is noticing. Even during a town hall meeting.

All Emma knows is that if using magic will make her like Regina, she wants no part of it. Unless… she's already like Regina.

Emma wants Neal and Hook off her back, and what better way to get two heterosexual men to stop being interested in you than to pretend to be in a lesbian relationship? Yeah, she's not good at this.

See title.

Henry probably doesn't need the Savior and the Evil Queen to watch his back while he goes trick or treating. But better safe than sorry. Swan Queen.

If Emma wants a son so bad, Regina will give her one. Just not the easy way.

Emma doesn't know what Tinkerbell is up to—holding hands with Regina, hugging Regina, sleeping next to Regina, talking about how much she loves Regina—but she's going to find out!

Of course Mary-Margaret won't let Emma and Regina get married. It's incest, after all. And so what if that means treating Regina as her mother? How bad can it be?

"You have a lion tattoo? But that means you're my..."

Emma's first and last mother-daughter threesome, Swan Queen

Emma hates everything about Regina. Except her boobs.

"When you said you wanted to play a game, I just assumed jello shots," Darcy said. DarcyXSif

Even Starfleet officers have ten-year reunions. Gaila/Uhura

Regina Mills hates boats, hates sailing, hates Emma Swan, hates sharing a cabin with Emma Swan, and even hates flowers. But she might like hearing what Emma talks about in her sleep...

Emma saved her from Greg Mendell. Regina guesses, technically, that this means Emma is her hero.

What to get Emma Swan for her birthday: Clothes? Chocolates? A truth spell cast on her arch-nemesis?

Regina had asked for a glass of water while he explained it to her. Now, she ran her finger over the rim of the glass. "Car accident. Brain damage. Amnesia. We've had this conversation five times already, over the course of the last year. My treatment requires me to stay inside my own house. Otherwise, I could become confused and wander off. Like a stray dog." Swan Queen.

After finding a clue to the Rumpelstiltskin Dagger's location, Regina's left alone with an amnesiac Belle. This, she can turn to her advantage...

Emma is probably the last person who should have the power to make Regina do anything she wants, simply by saying 'Please.' But Regina doesn't seem to mind.

Regina's in hiding. Emma looks for her.

Hulk hate dentist.

They trained Clint for missions that went bad. Adaptation, evasion, escape. They just never taught him how to live when innocent people had died. That was more Natasha's specialty.

When they first met, she was Natalie and he was Hector. Then Hawkeye and the Black Widow got to know each other.

If only she could just kiss him and he'd wake up. ClintXNatasha

but you get the most ink. Clint doesn't know when Natasha started watching him sleep. But it's nice to know he won't get up and kill anyone in the middle of the night. ClintXNatasha

Emma has always annoyed Regina. The way she dresses. The way she talks. The way Regina's in love with her…

After The Great Game, all that's left is for Sherlock and John's families to pick up the pieces.

After the meteor shower, Lionel Luthor finds Kal-El and raises him as Lex's brother. The Kents find the child who would once have been Davis Bloom and raise him as their own. A decade later, their paths collide. Chloe/Davis.

Kirk gets a new first officer, a new mission, and a serious headache. KirkxGaila, SpockxUhura, and the crew.

Davis thought Chloe’s amnesia was cured. But there’s one thing she still can’t remember. AU for 8x10 Bride. Davis doesn’t know he’s Doomsday, Chloe doesn’t remember Clark is Kryptonian, and Jimmy is engaged to marry her.

There are some subjects an Orion woman finds a little hard to study.

Davis wants all of Chloe, not just the part she’s willing to give up. Takes place after "Beast".

The first thing Davis said after showing Chloe that scalpels couldn’t cut him was “So, I decided to be a superhero.” There were probably a number of sensible responses to that. In general, sentences that were not “Do you have a costume?”

Zuko just wishes he could go five minutes without wanting to burn something down. Season 3, slight Toko.