After his defeat in Dressrosa, Donquixote Doflamingo expected Impel Down or oblivion, not an afterlife that smells of stale popcorn and bad management. A bored cosmic Auditor offers him a second act. Born a bastard of old Valyrian blood in a Lysene pillow house, Doflamingo is given only his mind, his voice, and the seed of his string powers. But the Joker has never needed more than