Stories by Pitry

Hermione Granger never knew King's Cross station had a library.

It was funny to call it normal, but life can be funny sometimes: that was what Lavender had said, and Dudley, who knew he wasn't very clever, was bound to agree with her.

You can take the bat out of Gotham, but you can't take Gotham out of the bat.

And all that year, when Neville spoke out, the one thing that he asked himself was: What would Harry have done?

Ginny's not quite sure what her role in the adventure is, but it's not the damsel in distress.

Somewhere out there there's a Crumple-Horned Snorkack with Hermione Granger's name on it.

In Muggle London, heroes end up in jail.

Catwoman might be a superhero now, but more often than not Selina thinks that this superhero thing isn't all it's cracked up to be. Post TDKR

Maybe it's a mid-life crisis, or maybe they did miss something when they were younger.

Alicia Spinnet's hair is purple. If someone has a problem with that, she's listening. Maybe.

On James Sirius Potter's fifth year, the goblin war came to Hogwarts.

Once a week, every week, Dean Thomas allowed himself to pretend nothing had ever happened.

I have seen your dreams, Ronald Weasley, and I have seen your fears.

The only way to be certain you can defeat ultimate evil is when you've already done it before. AU.

The Doctor goes to a support group. a very cracky crossover with Batman, Spider-Man and Superman .

Sirius Black is going to do something ridiculously stupid tonight - but he's going to do something.

They came alone, in pairs, in packs. They were relentless. They had only one thing in mind. Even the Doctor could not stop them.

In which the Doctor and Donna go to Ancient Egypt and meet Alternate SG1 from the episode Moebius. The world has never been saved with so many one liners.

Even Draco Malfoy needs a hero to save him sometimes.

"And this, Donna, is why I never park the Tardis on Earth when it's in need of repairs, ever again."

The war is over. The bad guys won. Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts was lost, the last remains of the resistance get one last chance to set things right. AU.

In the morning after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry felt tired. In the morning after the morning after, he was downright exhausted. The war may be over, but there are still battles to be fought.

It's her clothes he remembers, not her face.

Boy meets girl and they have an ever after. Vague Ashes to Ashes/ Life on Mars spoilers.

It's not a wedding if there are no aliens involved.

The girl that he loves has been a figment of his imagination all this time. Spoilers for The Pandorica Opens.

Being out of time and space isn't just upsetting – it's also very, very boring. Especially when the Doctor has to live it time and again, and the only person to help him out of the mess is himself. And himself. And a hell lot of him.

The Williams family goes on holiday every year, leaving instructions for their neighbour.

Brannigan and Valerie - life on the motorway.

It was supposed to be different this time. He's human, he can't regenerate - he was supposed to die before her.

The Farscape universe is mad enough without a god-like alien in a suit and a blue box. DW post JE, FS right before Infinite Possibilities.

A sort of Reset AU, sort of time travel, definitely The-Doctor-Stuck-On-Earth-Working-With-Torchwood story, complete with the recommended daily doses of Bilis Manger.

The ancient and peaceful people of Messaline need a mythological hero to save them from the terrible Daleks. Harry Potter is looking forward to being the sidekick on this one, but the universe has ideas of its own. DW post JE, HP after DH.

The Doctor makes Jack an offer he can't refuse. Jack accidentally turns him down. Post Waters of Mars.

The Doctor and Jack talk all the time: one of them opens his mouth and words come out. They never listen.