Stories by Stick97

Dragon Fired Crackpipe Visions by Stick97 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Drabble File! So obviously, there is something seriously wrong with me. I read one little comment on the forums, and voila! Crazy bizarro stuff. Take a look, but I am not to be held responsible if you run out of brain bleach or ruin a keyboard!
Harry Potter - In-Progress - M - Humor/Parody - Harry P., Hermione G. - 22,352 words - 13 chapters - 69 reviews - 85 favorites - 94 follows

The Unmentionables? by Stick97 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry is invited to a seminar on Halloween by Hermione. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - In-Progress - M - Humor/Parody - Harry P. - 33,625 words - 8 chapters - 102 reviews - 528 favorites - 575 follows

Office Visit by Stick97 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Molly knows she has to convince Ginny's father to see her way, and takes a trip to his workplace to get the job done. Apologies in advance...
Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Humor/Horror - - 977 words - 1 chapter - 11 reviews - 11 favorites - 4 follows

The Rest of The Story by Stick97 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ever wanted to hear the other side of the story? Now you know the rest of the story! Apologies to Paul Harvey
Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Humor - OC - 7,419 words - 6 chapters - 9 reviews - 8 favorites - 8 follows

Care and Feeding of Dark Lords by Stick97 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Why didn't anyone warn Peter about this during career day? DARK fic, see the notes! Original version from ficwad
Harry Potter - In-Progress - M - Tragedy/Humor - Harry P., Daphne G. - 3,984 words - 2 chapters - 6 reviews - 57 favorites - 32 follows

Fire Down Under by Stick97 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Take a look, this one isn't going where you might think. Slow start, but it gets...interesting.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Parody - Harry P. - 4,360 words - 3 chapters - 10 reviews - 21 favorites - 24 follows

Care and Feeding of Dark Lords v2 by Stick97 Stale Result (Last seen: )

What is involved in caring for the homunculus of a Dark Lord? And why wasn't that discussed in Career Day? WARNING VERY DARK!
Harry Potter - In-Progress - M - Tragedy/Humor - Harry P., Hermione G. - 4,512 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 21 favorites - 14 follows

Love Potion 9 by Stick97 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Humor/Horror - Harry P., Hermione G. - 2,038 words - 1 chapter - 46 reviews - 270 favorites - 65 follows

Ron's Howler by Stick97 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback. AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing! H/Multi
Harry Potter - In-Progress - M - Humor/Romance - Harry P., Ginny W. - 3,124 words - 1 chapter - 48 reviews - 380 favorites - 135 follows

Chest Pains by Stick97 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Where did the monster in Harry's chest come from in book 6? WARNING! Major Character bashing and deaths
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Humor/Horror - Harry P. - 2,508 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 32 favorites - 8 follows