Stories by mrsProbie

Sirius knows Remus. Sirius loves Remus. He still could've cost him everything.

The Ministry is on lockdown, again, and Hermione and Percy are stuck waiting it out in the dim red light of Archival A-28. She wonders how it took her nearly a decade to see what was right in front of her.

After the Snap is undone, the New York Sanctum is in desperate need of magical repairs. Wong borrows an expert from the London Sanctum. Stephen is, initially, unimpressed. (or, 5 times Stephen called Hermione sweetheart and 1 time she did it back)

Hermione Granger does not believe in omens. Tea leaves are merely reflections of one's subconscious, and dreams are the mind processing events through cultural archetypes. The large black dog following Harry around is perfectly normal.

A few rounds of Asgardian ale lead Bruce Banner to make a confession he didn't plan on. His amazing labmate Dr. Hermione Granger is nice about it, but the morning after, he's ready to find another remote village to hide in.

Steve craves terrible coffee and a life that makes sense. What he gets is a kitchen table heart-to-heart with Tony Stark. (Or: he didn't MEAN to come out to Tony over a pretentious cup of bean water.)

Hermione Granger is sick of being a curiosity and tired of waiting for the other shoe to drop. She's ready to be home, wherever that is. (Trans MTF Hermione. CW transphobia.)

Hulk does not like to remember Bad Dad Banner who towered over Puny Banner and hit him with fists.

Magic hides in flowerbeds, love hides in plain sight, and life is richer when you notice the people around you. (Featuring trans Daisy Potter raised by Sirius and Remus, and a touch of Polari language!)

Baby the Dog has sort of a trying day: she's forced into a jumper and she's told she can't play outside! She still loves her family, though, and all is well.

It is 1998, and Harry Potter is dying in a swirl of color.

Darnell just wanted a cute, whimsical date with Spencer at the nearest farm fall festival. He did not intend to get lost in, and this is for real, a corn maze.

After a mission gone a little awry, Tony finds Bruce on the beach before he can run away. Now he has to convince Bruce to come home.

Hermione is finishing up their first (and late) night in their lab at Avengers Tower. Tony Stark drops by for a visit. Pre-ship. Maybe eventually a two-shot.

In which Hermione Granger finds herself playing the hero again, this time in New York City.

Bruce Banner and Hermione Granger work fifty feet apart and share a mutual interest… and have zero ability to speak to each other. Stark's solution: forcible email introduction. A story of digital connection and the terrifying prospect of talking face-to-face.

The Battle of Hogwarts, through the eyes of Hermione Granger. No dialogue.

Hermione Granger finds herself in London during the Great Plague and knows she cannot return to her own time. She comes across a strange vampire acting as a plague doctor and is determined to help.

Charlie is going home for Christmas and his brothers have made a bet he won't bring a date. He asks Bucky Barnes to come with him.

Hermione Granger didn't need a soulmate, especially not one who started their relationship with "Get away from here." She'd built a life, carved out a career, and made peace with never falling in love. Or: Hermione moves to New York, defuses a bomb, and accidentally stumbles into a soulmate connection with the Devil of Hell's Kitchen.

When Hermione Granger is called back to Avengers Tower for a crucial meeting, she's forced to confront feelings for Tony Stark that she's been avoiding for months.

Hotch/Female Reader. A rural case leaves the BAU scrambling for hotel rooms. Only one bed, fade to black.

Tony Stark expects a sophisticated cocktail bar when he asks Hermione Granger out for a drink. He gets the Leaky Cauldron instead.

Tony is regretting agreeing to come to this gala until he makes eye contact with a woman from across the room.

Tony needs to a break and a bit to eat.

After the final battle at Hogwarts, Hermione is transforming into a vampire. Ron and Harry get help from a few strangers.

Hermione Granger is conducting the Ministry of Magic's census of magical beings of British origin.

Hermione joins the Avengers at the tower and brings home a new pet.

Hermione and Tony take a trip to an art museum.

They're the only two left at Avengers Tower this Christmas, and Hermione is strong-armed into helping Tony decorate the Christmas tree he ordered at the last minute.

After the war, Remus Lupin moves to Stardew Valley with his young son.

Hermione likes the way Bruce sounds in the morning.

On your 16th birthday, you swap bodies with your soulmate on their 16th birthday, regardless of when that is. Tony – thriving at MIT – switches bodies with Hermione on a Tuesday during her fifth year. CW: age gap.

When Scott Lang asks why they aren't dating, Hermione starts to spiral. Does she have feelings for Tony?

A collection of short oneshots that I don't feel stand on their own yet, all HP/MCU crossover ships. Pairings are labeled per chapter.

Hermione and Ginny are having a girls' night out when a handsome stranger approaches and asks Hermione to dance. The catch? He isn't human, and she's determined to figure out exactly what he is.

A dimensional incursion finds a war-ravaged Hermione Granger in Asgard by way of magical knife. Slowly, she settles into her new world, developing a relationship with the prince Loki along the way.

When the battle is over, Hermione runs to the closest thing she still has to family: Tony Stark. Her grandmother's godson says she can stay as long as she wants. Years later, when the Avengers Initiative comes knocking, she'll wonder if she regrets staying as long as she has. (A fully plotted longfic.)

Hermione and Tony are good friends who seek comfort in one another after near-death experiences. Nothing more.

Soulmate AU: the smell of Amortentia reveals your soulmate to you.

Soulmate AU: your soulmate's first words to you appear on your skin. Hermione's have alternately soothed and tormented her.

Tony wants Pepper back. Hermione wants Bruce. What better plan than for them to fake date, make the other two jealous, and end up in the arms of the people they REALLY want?

The TRIP machine (Time Reversal In Place) was only intended to reverse time on a small object: it was tested on a watch and a bean sprout. Hermione, though, wakes the next morning at the beginning of the very same day. And the next morning. And the next.

Clint's pretty sure something's going on between Bruce and Hermione. Like, Bruce knows how he takes her tea. What's up with that?

The summer before his fifth year, Draco Malfoy makes a choice to run away from home rather than watch his parents serve the Dark Lord. He does his research and finds an abandoned Black property to hide in: Number 12, Grimmauld Place.

Pepper really enjoys her and Tony's morning routine. Just a cute lil drabble.

Ever had a friend get so sick of you being single that they throw you at someone? Hermione has. (Or: Thor and Cap play beer pong while an interpersonal relationship changes in the background.)

Just a goofy fic about all the romance tropes Hermione willfully ignores before she realizes Bruce is into her.

Hermione and Tony had a nasty breakup. They're at a charity gala and Tony asks her for a dance; against her better judgment, she says yes.

Hermione and Bruce have made a yearly tradition of putting couples together under the mistletoe. This year, there's no one left to pair off... or is there?

When the 'children' are bullying Tony, Steve joins in instead of coming to his rescue.

Harry has been an extra-good boy this year so that Santa will grant his Christmas wish. With one more sleep to go, he's buzzing with excitement. (Or, Why Harry Hates Christmas.)

A few drinks in, Hermione and Tony take their flirting a little further than usual.

It's time for spring cleaning, and there are some creatures in Seamus's room making it REALLY difficult.

Royalty!AU. Anthony Stark sees a man harassing Lady Potts and does something stupid: he throws a glove to challenge the other man.

After the defeat of Thanos, Harry and Natasha are the only two of the remaining Avengers who decide to stay at the compound. The two of them are so strangely domestic.

"Mirrored injury" Soulmate!AU. Bruce Banner and Hermione Granger are no strangers to pain; they have scars that will never fade away. All they know of one another is a growing tendency to get injured as the years pass and the anxious hope that the other is still alive.

Hermione spends her first-ever Thanksgiving with the Avengers.

Hermione returns from a mission with a black eye and a possible concussion. She obviously goes to Bruce Banner to check things out.

David Rossi's quiet Halloween is rocked by a ballerina demanding a treat.

Hermione and George barely made it out of the wizarding war with their lives. Voldemort won over a decade ago and they've been hiding in America ever since. Welcome to the story of a strange Muggle with shape-shifting power, two refugees with new identities, and an old friend.

Hermione Granger catches his eye and their friendship rises and falls. Platonic.

There is old magic that releases house-elves from their binds. At seventeen, Padma and Anthony are too young to bear its heavy weight, but they don't really have a choice, do they?

James's parents have always known he had big dreams. They didn't know, however, that some of his smaller dreams sometimes came true. A Seer!AU.

Hermione is duchess suo jure of Northbrock - well, the crown princess, now - and is set to marry King Ernie Macmillan of Scotland, who recently took the throne after his father's passing. She was chosen for her beauty and polite reputation, but she wishes he could see her for her anything else. Enter one Percy Weasley, aide to the comptroller of the royal household.

Arthur Weasley and the department newbie Myra were having a perfectly smooth time at work until Timon Perkes decided he needed to visit the MOON, of all places.

A set of Drarry sonnets.

Graham Granger-Malfoy had a nightmare. Unapologetic kidfic fluff.

"He only thought magic existed in books, and then he met her." A mysterious stranger appears at the end of the Battle of New York with healing powers and a message for Nick Fury. Hermione Granger joins the Avengers, and Dr. Bruce Banner finds the sorcerer-witch... enchanting.

(Based in events of Doctor Strange prelude comic.) Master of the Mystic Arts Hermione Granger asks the Avengers for help locating the Dark Scepter. More than anything, she doesn't want it to fall into Kaecilius's hands.

Soulmate!AU pseudo-crack: Every time your soulmate is physically harmed, flowers fall from your skin from the same spot. This is annoying enough for regular people; it is particularly annoying for superheroes. It is especially annoying for Steve Rogers, because Bruce Banner takes a lot of hits in combat. (I saw this AU on tumblr and my brain immediately supplied this tiny fic.)

In the middle of the war, two super soldiers felt a connection. Hermione Carter and Steve Rogers were unable to make things work between them. Over sixty years later, the lonely duo spend a night talking about the past.

Tony Stark and Hermione Granger were each booked for the same flight to London. When the flight is delayed by twelve hours, an entire Airbus A330's worth of passengers busy themselves in the airport. Every bar and restaurant, obviously, is crowded. When Hermione can't get a table, Tony offers to share.

When Tony wakes her in the middle of the night not feeling well, it's up to Healer Hermione to diagnose and nurse her boyfriend back to health.

Avengers Tower is typically empty for Christmas. This year, Tony and Hermione join each other there for a cozy Christmas Eve.

Pomona and Minerva have been the best of friends since starting Hogwarts. While Pomona's feelings have blossomed into something more, Minerva's has not. Minerva has become one of the best Quidditch players Gryffindor has, totally bravely reckless, and overall frustratingly careless. That'll never stop Pomona from worrying, though.

Soulmate!AU: your soulmate's next words to you appear "when you're ready." Lily's words didn't come from Severus's lips. Who on earth could his soulmate be? Ends with the beginning of a romance. Background Jily.

Sirius Black is going to sell Grimmauld Place. First, he has to sort through it. He comes across a box of photographs in Regulus's old bedroom, photographs of the two of them. With the photos come memories good and bad.

After an accidental brilliant showing in Potions, George Weasley is forced to work for Professor Snape for at least a year. It's possible, though, that it won't turn out too badly. T only for language.

Victorian!AU, still set in Hogwarts. Hermione Granger has been pining after Mister Pucey for three years after noticing him in the school library, but they have never been introduced. She doesn't realize that he's been watching her, too. With the Yule Ball looming, they start to act like the rules of society might be worth breaking.

Remus is delighted to have Sirius back in his life; he really was. He has Sirius safe in his home, not hiding somewhere out in the too-dangerous world. Sometimes, though, he catches a glimpse of Sirius and wishes terribly that he could be something more than a friend and housemate. Perhaps there could be; perhaps they could make up for lost time. TW: reclaimed homophobic slurs.

Sirius remembers that when Andromeda Black graduated Hogwarts, her family put on the usual extravagant party to celebrate. He remembers how everyone smelled like wine. Her parents were hoping that a Lestrange brother will propose. Sirius was miserable. Narcissa was tense. Things went terribly for Andromeda. Canon-compliant?

The team gets a bit of a shock when Reid is shot and they call his next of kin from the hospital. A history of the relationship between one Spencer Reid and a Hermione Granger.

Back at Hogwarts, Hermione finds a new brewing partner in Daphne Greengrass, an odd, slightly chaotic girl with a beautiful smile and a penchant for experimenting. Over time, she discovers something more.

Remus Lupin has a suspicion that things in Little Whinging are not what they seem.

Neville and Ginny have hidden in the Room of Requirement. He sends his grandmother a Patronus, assuring her that he is alright and trying to explain his location. Her reply is cut off partway through. One-shot.

Percy's pride and joy was his prefect badge. When his sister came to harm her first year, he swore he would do better by that badge. He carried it for years after, a constant reminder of his duty to keep his family safe above all else. Even when they didn't agree with him.

It's Hermione Granger's second day in the Behavioral Analysis Unit. One of her coworkers takes her out for coffee and a frank discussion.

Luna has been seeing things that no one else does - but she isn't mad. Her father introduces her to the legend of Grimms, and her perspective on her mystery creatures shifts.

Percy Weasley had some quick opportunities to get to know a young man named Justin Finch-Fletchley. He finds out he'd quite like to get to know him more.

Draco's been working late and going out evenings without telling her where, and Astoria needs to know why. Now.

Pansy Parkinson has been having regular appointments in Hermione Granger's office. They are not particularly productive.

James and Peter are a little bitter that their friends keep skipping out on pranks to snog. They plan a majestic prank as revenge.

In which Dudley and Harry are both wizards. More a series of related one-shots than a multi-chapter story. Begins in childhood, will run through Hogwarts. (Rating likely to change! Estimated completion: late October!)

Non-magic AU. Lily's mum has hired James Potter to mow their lawn. She did not hire James Potter to flirt with her daughter. (Probably.)

There's an old saying about the thin line between love and hate. Rossi and Granger have been tiptoeing it for far too long, and when she breaks some news to the team, they blur the line a bit. /Two-shot. T for a speck of language. Uncertain of genres./

Dr. Amelia Granger has Hermione spill her entire story to her Uncle Aaron and Aunt Haley. After all, if Hermione's family is attacked, the Hotchners are in almost as much danger as the Grangers. Hotch/Haley divorce in the future. First two chapters edited 8/8/17.

Remus's experiences from graduation through 1 November, 1981. Wolfstar. Inspired by "Wolves" by Tallhart.

At Teddy's fifth birthday party, Hermione keeps an eye on Remus. Apparently he's been keeping an eye on her as well.

Dean finds himself spending more time with Luna at Shell Cottage. She has a way of reading into his art.

A sampling of November nights Sirius Black spends in Azkaban.

Godric finds Salazar in some dangerous circumstances, and a lesson is learned.

Regulus has a plan to keep himself from ever becoming involved with the Death Eaters, while ensuring he has the information necessary to destroy the locket. Enter Kreacher.

Remus has had another tragic break-up. Sirius is clearly tired of breaking up the pieces, and Remus is tired of disappointing him. The air begins to clear as communication does.

It's a frigid January day when two poor souls stumble into the Madam's. One is one of Sirius's best friends, and the other is Remus Lupin. Just a cute pre-Wolfstar oneshot, coffee shop AU.

Padma wants to figure out what Parvati and Lavender are up to. She gets a little help from Luna Lovegood. Some implied pre-femslash.

Frank Longbottom thinks Alice Miller is the most beautiful girl in the entirety of Hogwarts. He also thinks she is terrifying. Drabble.

Harry Potter has traveled back in time to ensure the deaths of his own parents. Somehow, that's becoming easier to deal with than waiting for the death of Benjy Fenwick. (Slash.)

A snapshot. The year was 1971. Sirius Black was sorted into Gryffindor, and he made friends - and garnered looks - with his boundless enthusiasm from the very first night.

Formerly "Last Chance." Hermione Granger's parents are killed by a Muggle and she must move in with her godfather, Charlie Swan. Starts off lighter mid-sixth year, becoming darker as the war against Voldemort begins in earnest. E/B.

Hermione and Draco are enjoying a night reading in bed when their son has a nightmare. Fluff.

Harry finally gets to take Teddy off Andromeda's hands. Pure family fluff!

Hermione finds herself thrown into the 1970s, and until she can find a way to repair what remains of the Time Turners that brought her there, she's staying. She finds friendship in an adolescent Severus Snape- their attachment blossoms in their sixth year and beyond, but what happens when she has to leave for her own time? Find out eventually! Not your average time travel HGSS fic.

Things heat up quite quickly in the dungeon as Hermione attempts to brew a potion with Severus present. PWP, not even smut.

Hermione Granger had always pretended to hate Severus Snape. Now that he's gone, she regrets it. Written for the 52 Weeks of Writing (Week 7) and the What We Pretend to Be challenge, both over at HPFC.

Amy Pond and Rory Williams become, through a series of unlikely events, good friends with Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Very good friends. Written for the HP Potions Competition over at HPFC. There is sooo not enough Rory/Hermione in fanfic.

Minister's Secretary Percy Weasley is quite unwillingly seduced by Mrs. Malfoy, wife of the man whose pockets fund his boss's life. Based on a classic film; guess which. Written with prompts from Cheeky's Weekly (Round 5, Insane), but too lengthy to enter.

Hermione lied to Ron when she told him that their kiss during the great battle was her first. Harmony, written for the I'm Falling in Love... Again competition and the HP Potions competition, both found at HPFC.

Hermione attends a Victory Ball and just can't help but kiss Lucius Malfoy. Written for the 52 Weeks (Week 6), the I'm Falling in Love... Again competition, and the Insane level of Cheeky's Weekly, all over at HPFC!

Non-magic AU. James and Lily have been divorced for almost ten years, and Harry has been friends with Hermione for almost as long. She's been around James for ages, but this feeling about him is... new. Written for Cheeky's Weekly and the I'm Falling in Love... Again competition, both over at HPFC!

Hermione meets an old friend and lover when she agrees to assist a professional acquaintance, Aaron Hotchner, with a tough case.

Percy and Hermione have a moonlit discussion ranging from women's pornography (tawdry romance novels) to his post-war guilt. The night culminates in a confession and the spark of something great. Written for the Minor Character Boot Camp, the Emerson Quotes Challenge, and the I'm Falling in Love... Again Competition, all over at HPFC.

Hermione Granger, the Valentine's Day Grinch, receives some flowers and succumbs to Sirius Black's request for a date. Written for the Movie Quotes Drabble Challenge and I'm Falling in Love... Again competition over at HPFC.

Dean cheers Hermione up with red wine and some old vinyl records. Written for Kat Ducat's I'm Falling in Love... Again competition as well as the Minor Character Boot Camp.

Hermione is willing to walk through Hell to spend time with Remus... or grade second-years' papers alongside him. Same difference. Written for AlwaysPadfoot's 52 Weeks, Week 5, as well as Kat Ducat's I'm Falling in Love... Again competition, both at HPFC.

Severus dies. But dying isn't a simple thing. It's a process. A little trippy. DH compliant. Written for Umbrella-ella's Seven Slytherins Competition.

Abraxas wants something that his wife can't bring herself to give him: passion. Written for AlwaysPadfoot's 52 Weeks, Round 4, as well as for the Minor Character Boot Camp, prompt three.

Mrs. Norris loves being scratched between the ears. If helping her Argus catch troublemakers is all it takes to earn that, then that's what she does. Written for the Minor Character Boot Camp. Prompt 14, Heavenly.

Vernon hates Christmas as an adult, but he fully intends to make Christmas wonderful for his unborn son. Written for the Minor Character Boot Camp. Prompt 33, Garbage.

It's Lily and James Potter's wedding day. A glance into the nervousness of such a day, and also a bit of loathing from far away- or is that envy distorted?

It's New Year's, and a seventh-year Severus Snape is in the Common Room alone, having his own private party. Written for AlwaysPadfoot's "52 Weeks of Writing 2013 Competition," Week 1.

It's two in the morning at the Quidditch Pitch. Hermione Granger is mentally floating away, forgetting her grief, when the presence of another being interrupts her solitude. Written for AlwaysPadfoot's 52 Weeks of Writing, Week 2.

All Irena wanted was for Severus to smile for the camera, and all he wanted was for her to set the damned thing down. (For theJilyandLamesFanatic's "Marauders Era Challenge Prompts, ahoy!")

There's a game that Reid and Hermione play- a game in which there is never a winner, only two people who can never really lose. The game? They watch each other. And it isn't like they can help it. T for language.

Harry and Hermione snuggle up and watch a movie.

Redone. Read "Watermark."

In the war, Viktor Krum was hit by a stray hex that makes brooms go haywire when he comes near. Years of practice and hard work have all come to nothing; he can no longer play his favorite game.

Hermione's stepmother makes Hermione feel like life's not worth living.

Hermione's life is in ruins- her best friend asked her to marry her, she refused, he assaulted her, and now she's been blasted into the past. When is she? Can she get back? Most importantly, can she get the romance she has always desired?

Peter is frustrated with himself, with the mistakes he's made. But this is one mistake that is far too permanent for his liking...

The Dark Lord is planning a trip to a small town in America to try to convince a coven of vampires to join him. Will Harry, Hermione, and a reluctant Draco get there in time to make them change their minds, or will this golden-eyed family be drawn in?