Stories by cathedral carver

Swoon by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sherlock keeps fainting. There are approximately five different reasons why this might be happening. Possibly six. Written for the Holmestice 2015 Summer Exchange.
Sherlock - Complete - T - Romance/Angst - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - 3,653 words - 1 chapter - 10 reviews - 25 favorites - 6 follows

After-wise by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

My names is John Hamish Watson and I am 74 years old and I must wear clean pants every day. No exceptions. [Written for the December 2014 Holmestice]
Sherlock - Complete - T - Angst/Romance - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - 5,295 words - 1 chapter - 26 reviews - 28 favorites - 6 follows

Block out the sirens of this lonely world by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

We're all mad here. Written for the Holmestice 2014 June Fanworks Exchange.
Sherlock - In-Progress - K - Angst/Romance - Sherlock H., John W. - 3,881 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 13 favorites - 6 follows

A Winter Walk by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Time is the longest distance between two places. Written for the 2013 December Holmestice Fanworks Exchange.
Sherlock - Complete - K+ - Angst/Romance - Sherlock H., John W. - 3,585 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 28 favorites - 1 follows

And all my pirates share the grave by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Where shall we adventure, to-day that we're afloat,/Wary of the weather and steering by a star? Written for the June 2013 Holmestice.
Sherlock - Complete - K+ - Angst/Romance - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson - 6,170 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 17 favorites - 2 follows

Where We Search For Snow by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Making it up as they go along. Written for the 2012 SSHG Gift Exchange.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Romance/Angst - Hermione G., Severus S. - 5,002 words - 1 chapter - 59 reviews - 171 favorites - 24 follows

We Like Mike by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

We really, really do. Written for the Holmestice 2012 December Fest.
Sherlock - Complete - T - Romance/Humor - Sherlock H., John W. - 5,058 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 35 favorites - 3 follows

That Time of Year by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was that time of year, again, when anything could happen, and probably would. Written for the 2012 Snapecase.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Angst/Drama - Severus S., Remus L. - 3,989 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 13 favorites - 5 follows

As It Happens by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Of all ghosts, the ghosts of our old loves are the worst.
Sherlock - Complete - T - Angst/Romance - John W., Sherlock H. - 4,295 words - 1 chapter - 19 reviews - 50 favorites - 6 follows

Alternate Endings by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

When you're the writer, you're in bloody charge for once. Aren't you?
Sherlock - Complete - T - Angst/Romance - Sherlock H., John W. - 5,432 words - 1 chapter - 34 reviews - 54 favorites - 7 follows

Dreamers and Addicts and Lost Souls by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Talk into my bullet hole, tell me I'm fine. Written for the December 2011 round of Sherlockmas.
Sherlock - Complete - K+ - Angst/Romance - Sherlock H., John W. - 4,924 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 63 favorites - 7 follows

Redivivus by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

There are so many different ways to die. Written for the 2011 Holmestice December Fest.
Sherlock - Complete - K+ - Angst/Romance - Sherlock H., John W. - 5,661 words - 1 chapter - 26 reviews - 84 favorites - 6 follows

The Third Christmas by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Once upon a time, he used to love holidays.
Sherlock - Complete - K+ - Romance/Angst - John W., Sherlock H. - 2,193 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 37 favorites - 5 follows

The Goddess of Never Being Broken by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

The body never lies. The mind, however, is another matter. Written for the 2011 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Romance/Angst - Hermione G., Severus S. - 9,358 words - 1 chapter - 84 reviews - 391 favorites - 63 follows

A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Complete - T - Romance/Humor - Sherlock H., John W. - 4,903 words - 1 chapter - 129 reviews - 683 favorites - 60 follows

The Good Old Days by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

How did it get so late so soon?
Sherlock - Complete - T - Romance/Angst - Sherlock H., John W. - 6,523 words - 1 chapter - 39 reviews - 100 favorites - 8 follows

I Have Found What You Are Like by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes, these days, they don't know where they are, or how they even got here.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Angst/Romance - Severus S., Remus L. - 3,917 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 16 favorites - 4 follows

Many Wounds by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lines and circles and 10,000 taste buds.
Sherlock - In-Progress - K+ - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - John W., Sherlock H. - 4,883 words - 1 chapter - 17 reviews - 73 favorites - 9 follows

An Hour Badly Spent by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

The existence of forgetting has never been proved: We only know that some things don't come to mind when we want them.
Sherlock - Complete - K+ - Angst - Sherlock H., John W. - 3,985 words - 1 chapter - 18 reviews - 34 favorites - 5 follows

His Favourite Four Letter F Words by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

John isn't the most eloquent of men.
Sherlock - Complete - T - Romance/Angst - John W., Sherlock H. - 3,676 words - 1 chapter - 52 reviews - 268 favorites - 21 follows

No catapult to all night kisses by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

I'm jealous of your cigarette.
Sherlock - Complete - K+ - Romance/Angst - John W., Sherlock H. - 1,563 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 53 favorites - 6 follows

Beneath His Skin by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Five times Sherlock managed to stay off drugs and one time he gave in to his addictions.
Sherlock - In-Progress - T - Angst/Romance - Sherlock H., John W. - 1,901 words - 1 chapter - 16 reviews - 72 favorites - 6 follows

Water is another matter by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

He thinks it's in trouble, his poor heart. Written for the 2011 Summer of Sherlock Sherlockmas.
Sherlock - Complete - T - Romance/Angst - John W., Sherlock H. - 4,104 words - 1 chapter - 29 reviews - 130 favorites - 13 follows

The Death of Me by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

I was enjoying myself immensely until I died.
Sherlock - In-Progress - K+ - Angst/Humor - Sherlock H., John W. - 3,328 words - 1 chapter - 18 reviews - 61 favorites - 4 follows

Little Forks and Merrythoughts by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is how it always goes. Mostly. Written for the 2011 Holmestice.
Sherlock - Complete - K+ - Romance/Angst - Sherlock H., John W. - 3,271 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 55 favorites - 2 follows

The Northern Sky in Winter by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

When it is darkest, men see the stars. Written for the 2011 Snapecase.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Angst/Romance - Severus S., Hermione G. - 3,756 words - 1 chapter - 151 reviews - 335 favorites - 59 follows

Lake Effect Snow by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Wait for me. Just a few more years. Written for the 2010 Mini Fest.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Romance/Angst - Hermione G., Severus S. - 1,740 words - 1 chapter - 53 reviews - 158 favorites - 24 follows

Horribly Happy by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

True love never dies. Neither, apparently, does Hermione. Written for the 2010 HP Darkfest.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Angst/Horror - Severus S., Hermione G. - 6,266 words - 1 chapter - 65 reviews - 137 favorites - 28 follows

Beguiled by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

I knew she'd see it my way. Eventually. Written for the 2010 Interhouse Fest.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Angst/Romance - Severus S., Hermione G. - 2,945 words - 1 chapter - 41 reviews - 65 favorites - 11 follows

Here Is the Deepest Secret Nobody Knows by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart. Written for the 2010 Dark Flowers Fall Mini-Exchange.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Romance/Angst - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - 1,203 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 21 favorites - 1 follows

Some Bind of Wonderful by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can I get a witness? Written for the 2010 HP SSC Fest.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Romance/Humor - Hermione G., Severus S. - 2,571 words - 1 chapter - 32 reviews - 105 favorites - 20 follows

When I Cursed the Teacher by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers, you know. Written for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Romance/Humor - Severus S., Hermione G. - 9,744 words - 1 chapter - 68 reviews - 209 favorites - 32 follows

Have You Seen My Ghost? by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

You can't kill something that's already dead. Written for the 2010 Severus Sighs Grand Challenge.
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Angst/Romance - Severus S., Hermione G. - 3,737 words - 1 chapter - 30 reviews - 50 favorites - 11 follows

When Sleeping Feels Like Dying by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Of infatuation, insomnia and the lost ones. A companion to I Am Not A Goldfish.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Angst/Romance - Severus S., Hermione G. - 5,332 words - 1 chapter - 48 reviews - 176 favorites - 23 follows

13 Ways of Looking at a Thestral by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

A man and a woman and a Thestral are one. Written for the 2010 Snuna Exchange.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Romance/Angst - Severus S., Luna L. - 4,642 words - 1 chapter - 17 reviews - 39 favorites - 7 follows

Piss Tank by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes a storm comes on quickly, and when it's over, everything has changed. Written for the LE/SS 2010 Fic Exchange.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Angst/Romance - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - 5,725 words - 1 chapter - 24 reviews - 50 favorites - 6 follows

I've Just Seen A Face by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Falling, yes I am falling.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Romance/Angst - Severus S., Hermione G. - 2,386 words - 1 chapter - 50 reviews - 109 favorites - 23 follows

Bad Days Are Going Around by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Finding your way there, and back again.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Angst/Romance - Severus S., Hermione G. - 4,895 words - 1 chapter - 50 reviews - 146 favorites - 24 follows

The Caretaker's Lament by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

The snow was just right tonight.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Angst/Romance - Argus F., Firenze - 2,925 words - 1 chapter - 19 reviews - 18 favorites - 5 follows

I Am Not A Goldfish by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Of impertinence, insomnia and the loneliest ones.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Romance/Angst - Hermione G., Severus S. - 4,948 words - 1 chapter - 116 reviews - 388 favorites - 45 follows

It's Elemental, My Dear Snape by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Pay attention – there’s a test later.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Romance/Angst - Severus S., Hermione G. - 21,642 words - 5 chapters - 284 reviews - 677 favorites - 156 follows

The Flowers by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

She was decorated with red roses.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Romance/Humor - Hermione G., Severus S. - 2,029 words - 1 chapter - 64 reviews - 231 favorites - 39 follows

There's A Good Girl by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

See? Over there: The one weeping into her pumpkin juice.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Romance/Angst - Hermione G., Severus S. - 3,525 words - 1 chapter - 73 reviews - 249 favorites - 40 follows

10 Things I Barely Tolerate About You by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Romance/Humor - Severus S., Hermione G. - 1,572 words - 1 chapter - 113 reviews - 289 favorites - 48 follows

Who Needs a Hug? by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape does.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Angst/Romance - Severus S., Hermione G. - 3,401 words - 1 chapter - 236 reviews - 719 favorites - 85 follows

Toil & Trouble by cathedral carver Stale Result (Last seen: )

Truthfully, he’d always rather regretted the teeth comment.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Romance/Humor - Severus S., Hermione G. - 3,119 words - 1 chapter - 48 reviews - 183 favorites - 30 follows