Stories by Kitty Smith

A freak accident with Arthur's enchanted Ford Anglia causes a minor explosion and a major change in the Weasley household. With Arthur in a coma and Molly having passed away, Bill and Charlie can't afford to quit their jobs and must support the family from afar. Thus, it falls to Percy to handle the day-to-day, even if he's not sure that he can.

Albus Dumbledore has a difficult job. Well, two difficult jobs. Alright, three. And maybe he also runs a vigilante organization on the side- we're getting off track. The point is, sometimes even the mighty Leader of the Light gets a little... Off. Warning(s): crack!fic, crazy!Dumbledore, ridiculousness

Harry's lived a long life. A good life. He's ready to go, but like all bureaucracies, Death's a little behind on their paperwork. He'll be fine in a temporary storage track, right? AU Epilogue-compliant WARNINGS: ineffective suicide(s), light gore, swearing, off-kilter humor, sort of dark!Harry, sort of time travel

A short, world-building drabble parody for Robin Lynn Smith's Memores Nomine. It's not a dress; wizards wear robes.

What would have happened if Harry had accepted Draco's overtures of friendship? How one relationship changes a world's fate. drarry / dmhp /etc. This story has been abandoned; a summary of the endgame plot has been included in the last chapter for those left hanging for so long.

Something had gone wrong, something fundamental, and the last battle... wasn't ending. "Didn't I kill you already?" Voldemort and Harry have a little problem. Warnings for brief, nonexplicit mentions of gore and sort of character death. oneshot almost-crack!fic

Team Seven is the only family it has left...right? A crack!fic oneshot drabble on how Sakura is the only team member to have a family outside the team. OOC ridiculousness abounds. Artistic license with the fam.

Harry looked Hermione and then Ron in the eyes and extended his hands. "Do you trust me?" Harry, Ron, and Hermione begin an unorthodox battle against Voldemort, Bellatrix Black, and Barty Crouch Jr. where, even in preparation, the stakes are high. oneshot drabble basically a crack!fic ridiculousness

Harry and Draco have an odd affliction... They must remain in contact or suffer fates worse than death! And now they have to survive the Triwizard Tournament? later dmhp drarry hpdm dracoxharry harryxdraco slash

Return to the start. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 dollars. Harry and pals' ultimate spell goes awry, and Voldemort is reverted to a baby, brain and all. Everyone deserves a second chance, and this time, Harry's making sure Voldemort gets it. one shot with a twist, no pairings beside some canon, father/son!HPLV, teetering on the edge of a crack!fic. Sequel on AO3

Voldemort wasn't gone forever; thanks to his crippling fear of death, even his Horcrux back up plan had a back up plan. Unfortunately for him, Harry's luck has sent awry many a plan of men. Warnings: minor gore, drama!physics, homicide, ridiculousness. Post-canon.

Voldemort muses on his struggles with Harry Potter. Fits with canon. Warning: Voldemort is ridiculous. No pairings or relationships, nemesis!LVHP

Draco and Harry were the worst rivals in Timeline Prime- but what would have happened if something stepped in to make a few tiny changes? later DMHP Drarry dracoxharry harryxdraco hpdm

When the prophecy is spoken, Harry is sent to safety on the continent, where he is raised by his godfather, Sirius Black. Ten years later, the war ends at Neville's hand, and the Potters face reunion with the son they couldn't raise. AU slytherin!Harry later semi dark!Hp no pairing

The Final Battle. Mano a mano, man to- animal? drabble oneshot Harry and Voldemort face off, but Harry's tactics are not quite what was expected.

Bella's always seen things that aren't there. So has their newest prisoner- what will happen when these two discover one another's unique "talent?" BellaxLuna BLLL LLBL LunaxBellatrix Luna/Bellatrix Lestrange Femslash oneshot

Harry and Voldemort have a rather one sided discussion over tea. "It's just such a power trip, you know?" drabble

"It was on a cold night that it happened. That miraculous meeting between two people so alike in brilliance- though of course, one just a tad more brilliant than the other." Lockhart met Harry before Hogwarts... Shake My Hand uverse crackfic drabble

Tom Marvolo Riddle was not normally a quiet man... But he found himself speechless. PARODY

Naruto and Sasuke have known each other their whole lives- under the names Teme and Dobe. When two boys who have only interacted through dreams meet, what will happen? Rated T for safety and later content. narusasu sasunaru sasukexnaruto HIATUS

Otto Malpense discovers his name is truly Harry Potter, and his life as he knows it, is about to change. Independent, Somewhat Dark-oriented Otto/Harry later OttoxWing HIATUS