Stories by tigersilver

Musings on 'when John is ill'. I had to try out the trope at least once, right? Here we go! From Sherlock's POV then, probably set during Season Three, after Mary's reveal and before the final episode. That little period when the Watsons aren't together. This is a bit fluid; please forgive my mess. Been a while lacking, in the writing gig; oh yes! All apologies.

In which Smaug suffers a personality transplant wherein His Majestic Terrifyingness is replaced by two parts fuzzy duckling and one part Sherlock Holmes and Bilbo Baggins, the unsuspecting object of Smaug's newly discovered affections, exhibits a great deal of Watsonian attitude when placed under the slit-eyed scope of such draconian devotions.

Warnings: Schmoop? This has little to do with tea and a lot to do with Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Tis is a gift, not cookies, sorry. But specifically: demicus, Phoenix acid, vaysh11, nenne, enchanted jae. Marie! And dyson rules. This is an exercise only. I've not written in ages, so forgive me. I think that I fail, really. Also, capitu? Thanks for the recs. You make me hap

When Sherlock is alone in the flat he still speaks to John Watson.

A small matter of Obscure Academia is cleared up, a Magical Item explained, and a Potter reassured by a Malfoy that he's still the Greatest Wizard Ever Lived. In bloody spades!

There's a terrible problem with John's armchair and Sherlock is, naturally, the one to blame. Fluff and schmoop, established relationship, post-All the Trauma, Mrs Hudson's got married ones, too.

'Fix-it' AU, set after end of S3, HLV. No infidelity, really. No Mary-bashing, either. Likely highly derivative, for which I am sorry, but I haven't an original thought in my head, these days. All apologies for oncoming onslaught of saccharine fluff.

A little bit of Draco/Harry 'Potions-cum-Auror's' nonsense to cheer you on this (possibly) drear day. With love and hugs to a few people I know and hold very dear. From Ginny's POV. Also? The crack waft is strong in this one, yes. Yes, it is. As is the level of tooth-rotting fluff.

Essentially, fluff about two foolishly smitten Hogwarts profs snogging. For megyal and enchanted jae. With all my stripey, furry, silly little heart.

A series of vignettes as Draco seduces a willing Harry, and also embraces his true Slytherin, all simultaneously. A marriage of minds, then, yes? Also a wee giftie of sorts to few noble and highly wonderful cheerleaders of mine own: enchanted jae, scford, demicus, megyal and others. I can't imagine a world without you. Please never go!

Sherlock has postulated a 'sea change'; well! That's really not scientific, is it? John has a different method of arrival when it comes to his deductions and sometimes that involves shouting at innocent vegetables and sometimes that involves stirring up his oddly hesitant flatmate.

Pining, requited, and unabated spates of 'first kiss' fluff. Post Mary, AU, mildly cracky. John lays a smooch on Sherlock's nape in passing. The world does that thing it does when it wobbles and Sherlock practically falls off his own pins.

A moment of stark realization on Sherlock Holmes's part, done up in a AU ficlet set in the not too distant future, and inspired by Season Three's final episode, 'His Last Vow'. Loosely part of 'Comfort' series.

If you thought the last one was soppy, this one is dripping. Yes, dripping. I make no apologies, as I write the fluffiest of fluff and you know that, right? Good-oh! Oh, and? There's a proposal and John must simply announce it to his reading public. Because John, right?

In this one, Sherlock takes John home to the Sodding Fambly, once more, post the second Christmas hols since he's been returned. It is more successful a visit than even the previous time. That's a bit super, yes? (edited and updated version)

It's a trope that John and Sherlock end up sharing in the same bed eventually and I admit I do adore it unconditionally, along with all it infers as to the lowering of defenses and the heightening of trust. I put forth for your consideration that the notion persists because those who think about these things realize these two men are each in dire need of some good company.

From Molly's POV, Sherlock's observations on the whole matter of Mary's loss, six months on. Angst, yes. Anger, definitely. Care? Of course!

This is a post-Mary Fix It fic. Specifically, Mary (and John's child) have died, expired and passed on, all Off-stage Right! Sherlock has come to the rescue of his friend and carried him back off to Baker Street. As such, the story will lead to romance and bromance and all sorts of odd feelings, some good and some not so. It will lead, and I promise, to happy endings, and it will b

Sherlock POV. As the tin says above, this is a missing scene, set directly after Sherlock awakens in hospital after having been shot by his best mate's wife. Minor angst, some pining, nothing nasty; please don't be alarmed unduly. Dedicated to a brilliant cast and crew for the wonderful gift they have given us in the Third Season. Ta!

In which Q is the 'Baby' Holmes sibling, and Bond attends Mummy's Christmas dinner, and there is Three Continents Watson, Sherlock is a jealous git, Mycroft makes a few discreet explanations, and oh, but 007 has had a checquered past, yes, but now it's all fluff and lollies, cheers.

The issue of 'Greg' is an absolutely burning one, at least in Sherlock's view.

Gone down the Angel, indeed! Sherlock is confronted by a pesky kink in his plan, and 'seduction' seems to grow farther and farther afield.

'F**k or Die'. Intrepid explorers Potter and Malfoy stumble across an ancient altar in the jungle, and fall prey to the whimsy of Stone Age Mirror Magic. What that there pert, perky, pointed Prompt commands, then. Except not the 'dying' bit.

'Love Actually' adaptation: Draco is the Prime Minister and Harry is Natalie. A Non-Magic AU, un-compliant with anything Battle, and the great majority of the dialogue is lifted nearly verbatim. Draco's brain is mine own, sadly. The title is based on the Prime Minister's most brilliant line: 'I love that word 'relationship'. Covers all manners of sins, doesn't it'

Harry receives a love letter from Draco Malfoy. Convinced that Malfoy is just fucking with him, he writes back in a way that he thinks Malfoy will take as joking, but which Malfoy unexpectedly accepts as totally serious. Harry finds himself in a tightening spiral of pursuit. Is this a joke or what?

Gift to vaysh11. For some reason I felt 'A Little Insecure', my dracotops harry Fest submission for this year, required a spot of follow-up. And also damned and blasted bloody Draco kept yammering on in my mind about how he never actually was able to lay hands upon his Harry, on screen, real time, and why was that, oh, Stupid Arse Author? Rectify it! Draco said to me. Immediately!

Why Sherlock is become as schmoopy as any common silly sod. A follow-up of sorts to that other piece of schmoopiness herein committed recently, One More Mystery.

Sherlock has something new to say to John when he returns after settling the last of Moriarty's mess. And it's a mystery, actually, deducing where these astounding words have sprung from. Schmoop of the highest imaginable degree, this.

Sensuality.

A series of observations upon the various senses, gained whilst in the sitting room, 221B Baker.

What Sherlock wants is not necessarily what is. Or...so the evidence suggests. Fluff, post-return.

Warnings specifically for post-rape aftermath and reaction, angst, splintered text fragments and very poor grammar/formatting, for I struggled to make this work for you, as I see it in my head. May've failed, or perhaps not, ou tell me, then, please? And this is all I say in Summary: 'There are worse things than dying, John, and one of them is living.' 'You think I don't know'

We have John Watson, front stage, centre. Angst, the aftermath of rape, and so on. 'Normal people, Sherlock. I am not one.'

Second to 'Delete', this is. Angst and then some to spare. 'What is it like in your brain, John? No...rather, what is it like in your heart.'

Major Character Death (Harry); unrequited. It's a damned shame it's all just in Harry's poor head. Isn't it?

The second of a small exercise in definitions, common, as applied by a genius, uncommon.

A small exercise in definitions, common, as applied by a genius, uncommon.

In an alley, G and M.

There are two men who are good friends. And a red string which ties them. Magical realism. And string theory. For 2012 HD Holidays Fest, given to oldenuf2nb.

Sherlock's approach to life's little events and situations is absolutely not normal; this John Watson accepts. His methods as employed to affix John's romantic interest firmly in his direction, though? They simply must be experienced to be believed. John only hopes he'll live through them, preferably without his brain imploding.

Draco-POV, and can be read as the subtext to 'I was never your enemy'.

The Weasley twins happen to have a great lot of spare materials for the making of mischief laying about unused and Hogwarts is surely dreary in the beginning of January, Harry's 6th Year. Such is clearly the perfect staging area for a sudden 'Attack of the Sillies!

Nothing is quite as galling as being dumped at a wrap party by the object of one's shiny new affections...except, it seems, that's pretty fair par for the course when dealing with the likes of one Sherlock Holmes, world's only 'consulting' bit part actor. But at least John has good friends to console him, such as the divine Ms M! (To wit, Mary Morstan).

Bewildered, the 'new' Sexy. What, now?

Like all relationships, they either end or they don't. John knows it. And Sherlock Holmes doesn't seem to mind it, one way or another. Based loosely on 'Love, Actually', this is a sort of a cross-over. And this is John, realizing it's over, the fling thing. Christmas isn't always the happiest or gayest of seasons, is it?

Based loosely upon 'Love, Actually', this is the third in the (loose) series of Porn!Star John & Sherlock, of BBC fame, and the utterly pointless plot atrocities I, the Author (loosely), subject them to in the name of writing. All apologies. In other words, Sherlock and dating do not exist in the same physical universe. John needs to know that.

In which our co-stars find they rub along very well together, as they learn more about each other. Despite that silly crap about 'love'.

In which John & Sherlock are two actors in a low-budget porn flick and both very shy, really. Really. Or, I wickedly stole the plot from Love Actually and the characters from Moffat-Gatiss, TY, as portrayed in BBC's stunning productions. I will use them, abuse them mildly with much UST and schmoop as can be dashed in by a barking mad lady and then give them back, promise. Damp.

It's the end of Advent, it is Christmas Day and both of them are stuck staying at Hogwarts for the holiday, this final year. And Harry is at last ready to give his fairly new lover his last, best gift of the season. Because, really? It takes a Gryffindor to keep up paces with a Slytherin.

Essentially, a really (not so) silly take on the Return from Reichenbach. I need fluff, people, and I need it now. Like I need air and chocs and wine. Better summarized, I've been told, however, as a 'character study' plus 'angst' equals 'happy ending'.

Fluff. Porny fluff. Soppy. Three times Sherlock Holmes is correct in his deductions about oral activities in regards Doctor John Watson and once he's not, but all's well, anyway. Happy snogging Christmas!

T'is a little something I am playing with, this. PWP with Thought, added. Read as you like?

Draco Malfoy has a plan to deal with his life at Hogwarts post the passing away of the Dark Lord: take care of his Prefect duties, finish his blasted Potions essay, shag Potter. Not necessarily in that specific order, maybe, but all three will be accomplished.

Written for the 2011 HD BigBang, this is novel-length. It best summarized as: 'a play within a play, reflected in a mirror'. The Mirror of Erised, to be exact, which doth reflect all one desires. Serialized here and complete at the HDBB web site. Auror Harry and Actor Draco. AU, EWE.

Completely silly-arsed fluff-storm. In which Harry is a 'holiday rent boy', whatever that may be, and I had no proper Beta when writing this old roasting chestnut, but oh, well. Forgiveness is seasonal, isn't it? Happy Pre-Pre-Holidays, then.

The Auror Reorientation Programme ARP is a requirement for all Auror staff during the usual biennial reshuffling of departmental human resources. The stated goal of ARP is to build trust between two individuals, thus ensuring better partner pairings and promoting higher safety standards and maximized levels of efficiency.

It's a fragile art, engineering happiness.

The momentous 'fourth'. Warnings for indecent shagging, some banter, and much fluff content. Also crack.

Third date! And, no, there's no plot. Why would you ever think there was, Kind Readers? This is Fluff, unabashed.

More pointless fluff.

First date. Whatever that might mean?

The very first time, as it happens. Unashamed PWP; totes it is, peeps. Wouldn't know what to do with a plot device if it slapped me.

Is this how normal people feel? Rape/non-con. Sociopathic Sherlock. Bottom JOhn. Something very not good.

Harry Potter is a Pædiatric Healer, a good friend of the Malfoy family, a fond 'uncle' and an inexpressibly attractive Mate. Guess which hat he doesn't realize he's wearing? Draco Malfoy is an excellent Cursebreaker, a dutiful son, a loving 'uncle' and a Veela. Guess which one of those four hats Draco Malfoy would rather not wear?

Unadulterated schmoop, because I need schmoop of this calibre and I need it now. In which there is the first response to the three single word prompts from the gods du Sherlock BBC rat, wedding, bow and in which there is a public proposal. John has acquired specs. Sherlock has acquired a room newly devoted to 'romance' in his Mind Palace.

I cannot believe someone has NOT had them reuniting in a taxi-cab. They probably have-I just missed it. But now I have, as it wouldn't leave me be, this waking dream. I hope it pleases. NB: The 'bang-bangs' represent Sherlock's heartbeat. There seems to be confusion over this, sorry.

The burning question is the same as it ever was: what does John require of Sherlock?

John would later think of it as a progressional chart...

Angsty, angst, angst-fest! Draco has done wrong and knows not how how to make it right...p'raps Legilmens? As then Harry can see, and Merlin knows, Draco so needs Harry to see.

This is Sherlock texting and Mycroft texting. This is riddled with errors and Americanisms I make no excuses for where I live, this now , so forgive me. Or flee, if you don't care for angst. As there is angst, lashings.

Harry comes to stay. Ridiculous bosh and I do say so! Read at own risk, this is cracky!

HarryDracoMPREG Fest Submission 2012. The mysterious 'Asp' runs a club for gay Wizards and Harry Potter happens to walk into a pub. Disguised. Months later, Draco Malfoy receives the shock of his life: he has a brand new infant son called 'Albus! A terrible, horrible thing, for Malfoys are never named 'Albus!

Sherlock is a master of hiding in plain sight.

Severus and Sirius seem to be in a relationship, one which apparently shall prove fruitful. Pardon Snape, but he's gone a bit spare over the concept. It's only natural, isn't it? Wild magic? MPREG, FTW!

Sherlock catalogues all the many items it is not, in the category of John Watson.

Sherlock the violin.

Gross sentimentality, Sherlock-style, over an important occasion.

As the tin says, a set of definitions.

Down in the Basilisk's Chamber, trapped in mild peril, Draco Malfoy arrives at a pleasant revelation concerning old enemies. Specifically: it's always best to keep them close at hand.

Resurrections, live male porn, shameless bribery and the breaking up of weddings: all just a day in the life. Anthea-POV. Rather cracky.

Proposal fluff for nursedarry's birthday!

Why so many? 'Nine thousand', Sherlock says, and he should know. An essay into the use of given names amongst atypical couples. For dysonrule's B-day.

Sherlock, John and Sarah, in the blink of an eye.

Count crows and touch wood: Sherlock and John struggle to communicate across the Great Divide.

A drabbly, meandering tale of Sherlock's curious explorations of his 'areas'. With eventual physical result.

PWP, fluff, hallway snogging, first times. Um, make that 'fast times'.

My take on the trope of John's nightmares and Sherlock's reaction. No real spoilers, I don't think. Much fluff.

First season and subsequent epi spoilers; AU, Fixit-fic, obligatory. John's a spider; Sherlock's counting. And there's no body, is there, John?

AU, EWE, Time travel or time twisting? Snape, dead as a doornail, has the answers. All the many of him, done up in portraits. This is a non-synchronous tale of many beginnings, middles and maybes. It's full of 'what if's'; it's complex & confusing. H/D.

AU, EWE. A Christmas story.

Hogwarts Era. Established relationship. Pansy Parkinson is seeing things and she's not best pleased. 'Specially as it results in locked classrooms and leads to nasty interactions with Gryffindicks. Bah!

The first of hopefully two epilogues to 'The Clinical Trials and Tribulations' tale, posted earlier. Might stand alone; might not. PWP. And /other/.

Hogwarts Era. Love unrequited and academic ambitions do not mix well, as two dormmates and BFFs discover. Add to that Al Potter's Scorpius inflicted disbility and there's trouble in paradise. Title, btb, has nothing to do with the premise, sorry.

AU, Hogwarts era. Incestuous relationship between brothers. A companion piece to 'Spare'.

AU, EWE, MPREG. Harry is sleeping and Draco is talking, talking, talking...a mile a minute and he never shuts his trap. Never. Why?

AU, EWE. Set in the English Regency Period, Viscount Draco Malfoy and Mr. Harry Potter pursue a dangerous game, involving the gambling of hearts and cards, all to expose the evil ways of Lord Voldemort. Bows to Georgette Heyer.

Slash! AU. Hermione & Ron are not at all understanding of Harry's relationship with one Draco Malfoy. Being Gryffindor to the eyeteeth, he sets out to boldly prove its existence.

Incestuous relationship between half siblings. Done the 'Tiger Way'. You are hereby warned.

2011 Fest Fic, DracoTopsHarry. Veela Draco, Forced Bonding. Auror Potter has another service to perform for the Wizarding world and this one quite specifically involves that Unspeakable, Draco Malfoy.

AU, EWE, Professsorial Draco and Harry. MPREG. altri uccelli wanted 'Draco in spectacles, established relationship, maybe old and grey' for her birthday. I skipped the 'grey'. Wizards live long and love longer.

AU; EWE. Harry now has in-laws! In-laws with potentially dangerous agendas of their own...

One last Fest...well, Guide, rather. My Cockbook submission. Harry and Draco are NEWTS Potions partners in Professor Slughorn's class...and more.

AU, Hogwarts-era, post-War. Established relationship. This is the uber-fluffy sequel to 'Persnickity', published eons ago, and one of my WIPs, complete!

Creepy Dark fic, oh my!

Drabble: fondue and fits of fury. EWE.

AU; Hogwarts 8th Year. Harry learns that the physical effect of Draco Malfoy upon his person is more than equal to the similar effects of one of the most powerful Love Potions ever.

Exactly that.

Hogwarts, post-war. Draco's Veela heritage impels him to make permanent his relationship with Harry Potter. He needs a certain special family heirloom to make that happen. Potter's cooperation would be useful, too.

Post-war. Harry returns Draco's wand. Draco, being very much a Slytherin bloke, feels if he's handed an opportunity like Potter, it'd be downright criminal not to take it with both hands.

MPREG, AU, EWE. Harry and Draco have been co-habiting for a long time, and mostly rubbing along well enough. Now their rubbing's caused a spark-and Harry has a definite beef about that! Too, Narcissa has an Owl Issue.

Hogwarts years, post-war. Draco is not exactly comfortable with these gangly great wings he's now got. In fact, he doesn't dare trust them, not for flying, not at all. But-he *does* trust Potter.

Plain verse ficlets, in awed response to amazing art. "Morning Kiss' by wincest drarry, Harry POV and DRaco POV.

AU, Hogwarts. Crackity, crack, crack. Harry receives a Howler for breakfast from his dear mate Ginny Weasley.

When Potter shows up at his door applying for the job and snuggling a baby in his arms, Draco knew he was in trouble.

AU, EWE. Jealousy issues. Bloody Zabini!

Voyeurism. Hogwarts; AU. In honour of a few fangirls I know: A drabble only and likely needs polish.

Wizengamot Harry & Draco.

NextGen with a generous helping of H/D. Scorpius is assaulted by a very snuggly Albus Severus at the supper table. He knows not what to make of this startling development. Featuring a high-speed chase scene.

AU. A ficlet set in the Potterverse with no specific time, place or exact setting. Make of this pron what you will!

EWE. Malfoy's intent on sucking up to Harry's family and Harry's sporting a headache the size of Southwark. What else can go wrong?

A green-eyed Malfoy and an impatient, angry, vengeful Harry results in a highly volatile brew.

An excruciatingly uncomfortable, unplanned Moment of Truth.

AU, EWE, Harry/Draco. Our little Ginny grows up. Slowly.

AU, EWE. Unspeakable Malfoy. Powerful Harry. Malfoy often calls Potter into DOM to consult over certain subjects. Oscar Wilde's Wizarding cousin's Sex Charms grimoire is one of them.

AU; EWE; Veritaserum and snogging and, er, ah, why ruin something that works?

Post-War; AU; EWE. Draco lives with a green eyed monster. A 'Save the Hexfiles' fic, sponsored by the wonderful centopiedi.

In response to the terrible events of March 11-12, 2011, in Japan, a fic for the 'after' Life, and a hope that the world will unite to aid this stricken nation. May it pass. Japan: Grace Under Pressure.

Hogwarts, '8th Year'. A sort of secret but not really romance blooms between our two lovely boys, but Draco Malfoy is not so sanguine over Harry Potter's methods. What foolish nonsense is this?

AU, EWE. Post-Hogwarts implied. Harry's out for a quick pint after work. Draco stops by his watering hole, just in passing. Speaking in forked tongues, as usual.

AU. EWE. A little peek into the mind of Girl Wonder.

AU; Hogwarts-era. Harry has shed his Gryffindor skin; Draco isn't sure how he feels about that development. Um, not fluffy.

2010 Travel Fest Ficcage! AU; EWE. Draco Malfoy, Junior Attache to the Wizarding F.O. must travel thru' France sans Magic. Oddly enough, he stumbles over Harry Potter more often than not, to both his delight and dismay.

AU; Hogwarts-era. A collection of correspondence relating to two Hogwarts students: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, September through December, 1998. Epistolary ficcage!

AU, EWE, Aurors, and a continuation and ending of the 'Resolutions' Mini-Arc. "In which they are bound by the strength of their firm convictions", and I quoth Justin.

Frotting, snogging; any era, any setting. One of the series set deliberately anywhere in the Potterverse. Harry POV.

Um, evil-cliffie-fic. Say no more, no more. The 'two-fer' has Transfigured to a 'three-fer'. AU, EWE, Aurors, UST. Harry must choose a course of action. It's cold outside, baby. One more after this, BTB.

EWE, AU, post-pretty much everything. Lashings of angst, humour deadpan, naturally and *major character death* Harry & Draco . A sad/funny/hopeful/Happy Endings Gift!Fic

AU; EWE. Draco waffles over his waffles; Harry considers his toast. Pansy cheerleads. Some angst-well, more flangst than anything. Longer drabble and very full of talk and no shagging, sorry!

AU, EWE, Aurors Draco & Harry. UST and unsent Owls. Second chances. Um, evil-cliffie-fic.

EWE, AU, post-War, inspired by DH1. Short drabble and one in which snark and furniture are featured prominently. This was my chance to go after that Glorious Armchair Wand Scrabble scene and I so did!

AU; EWE. Established relationship, which could possibly Epi-compliant, but likely isn't, really, given the age of the implied NextGen. But it does have lashings of banter and snuggling and it is Holiday-oriented, so, er. Yes. Shopping is discussed.

EWE, AU, Hogwarts-era. Malfoy hesitates; Harry is a Gryffindor.

Next Gen; Hogwarts, 7th Year, Albus Severus & Scorpius with a great deal of implied H/D in the background. For ASS Fest. The boys have known one another for ages but until they went pubcrawling, they never really ahem knew one another at all. Fluff.

AU; 6th Year, Hogwarts. enchanted jae gave me a Pink Ribbon Vgift in exchange for a drabble, to the prompt of 'fig leaf'. Here be my '100 word drabble', all 1200 words of it. Warnings: assisted pleasure, nudity.

AU, EWE. Bloodplay & cutting, minor; kissage & slashing several varieties ; depression and coping methods, self-taught. Sometimes, sometimes…one can see more clearly through broken glass.

AU; EWE: No specific place, time or setting. Wednesdays are Draco's watershed...until Potter slams into him, just like a bloody tidal wave.

EWE; AU; Hogwarts, 8th Year; Mate!Harry; Veela-ish Magical Creature!Draco; Forced!Bonding; Unkind!Fate; Weird!Prophecies; Extra!Schmoop; Double!Flangst; Malfoy!Ancestors; Malfoy!Architecture; Complete!Bollocks and All!That!

AU: EWE. Not all dreams need to come true.

AU; EWE; Hogwarts 8th Year. Candy is dandy.

AU: EWE: Hogwarts 8th Year. A day in the life.

AU, EWE; Post-War. But, really, they do it for each other.

AU; EWE; Post-War. Draco is doing it for Harry's sake.

AU; EWE. Please blame this insanity on the wonderful digitallace, author of 'Gentleman Pervert', and forgive my illogical extension of theme and resultant crack!infusion. This is a tribute to her Werewolf!Draco.

AU; EWE. Draco is again reminded that Harry could've been in Slytherin.

AU; EWE; Artist stellamoon created this incredible image, Draco and the Lion Tamer and perfectly inspiring. So, SQUEEEEE! Here goes: a little inner monologue from Harry POV.

AU; EWE; Green eyed jealousy!

AU; EWE. Hogwarts, 8th Year. Pansy sticks her nose in Draco's business.

AU; EWE. Post-War. Oh, this was so obvious! I simply had to! A little talking-to to get thru a lonely night, yes?

AU; EWE. There's always another Circle yet lower. But falling may not be as awful as it's made out to be.

AU; EWE. Some Halloween costumes aren't exactly frightening, but still very effective.

AU; EWE. Safe havens are to be found in the strangest of places.

AU;EWE. A series of short ficlets written to prompts at LJ's hd seasons '13 Nights of Smut' Halloween 2010 celebration. Expect treats, given the directive. Grin!

Inspired by various reportings of squick over MPREG, I give you Ron Weasley's thoughts on the matter, in brief.

AU, EWE: Researchers!Harry & Draco; Bottom!Draco; Blind!Draco; Confident!Harry; Flangst & Happy Endings. The dark can be a very eye-opening place.

PWP; EWE; AU. Saturdays are generally happy days for Harry, full of promise and anticipation. Also, sudden suprise encounters with Malfoy. Athletic ones, that leave Harry quite refreshed, after. Again, no time, no setting, no boundaries. Enjoy!

AU; EWE; as of June, 1998, Draco Malfoy is on probation and has community service owed. Harry happens to have a belated birthday present for the git and a huge helping of curiosity. That suits Draco just fine, don't you know?

Hogwarts, 8th Year; EWE; AU. Harry really, really would like Draco to dance with him. The tango, you see, is like shagging on the dance floor, or so Hermione says.

AU; EWE; Time Travel; Infidelity; Implied & Canon Major Character Death; H/D, HP/SS, HP/GW. This would be 'Emo' for the loss, peoples. My submission to the hp emofest and a bit different from the usual. But, it ends hopefully and people *don't* die.

Exhausted, Overworked!Draco; Sympathetic!Harry; PWP. Also, AU, EWE.

This was written specifically to be slotted anywhere and anywhen into the Potterverse-assume they're the age of consent, though-and it is pure, unadulterated PWP. Happy Happy Hour, fellow shippers, from Tiger

AU; EWE. This is the moment after Voldemort dies, and all Harry can think of is how very thirsty he is. This is dedicated with great love and sorrow to the memory of Renee M Romero, LJ's easilymused1956, who was my friend.

Hogwarts 8th Year, AU. It was the wind and almost a freak accident that impelled them both forward again, after the war. Life's like that, sometimes.

AU; EWE. Post-war; post-Hogwarts. Harry anti-blood and Draco's anti-pain, so that certainly leaves out professional Quidditch and Auroring. What else can they possibly do to earn Galleons, then?

AU; EWE; Solicitor!Harry and Barrister!Draco; epistolary; soppiness, creeping. Draco comes across another one of Harry's notes.

AU; EWE. Written for the DracoBigBang, this is all about Quidditch pros Harry & Draco quarreling over the photo cover for their upcoming bestseller, 'Obsession'. For a fabulous manip by inspired ideas.

AU; EWE. This is a mock-history and utterly nonsensical. I admit I was procrastinating and I'd just had an overdose of Culture; I've no other valid excuse, 'cept that I wished to begin a Harry/Draco fic with the phrase 'A billion years ago'. So, I did.

AU; EWE. Harry's been found wandering Battersea Rail Station, his memory missing since June 5th. As he's Head Auror, this a Problem. As he's been shagged, and is now being text-stalked by some anonymous Dark? Wizard, this is a Much Larger Problem!

Hogwarts, 8th Year. Draco is a Gemini and Harry a Leo. How much is nature and how much is nurture...and how much is written in the stars? For vaysh11, with luuuurve.

AU; EWE. No. 4 Privet Drive is being sold up and Harry's helping out with the clear out. Draco's off taking advantage of his absence from the Manor to do a little birthday present shopping on the sly. And then it becomes more complicated...as always.

Post-War, Aurors Harry & Draco. There was a request for Hug Fic at the recent Luuuurve-In, thus we have some Hug Fic!

Hogwarts, towards the end of 8th Year. Draco muses on a chilly April's night, and is grateful.

AU; Hogwarts era. Pure PWP. Here be shagging, maties!

AU; Hogwarts professors; EWE. There's a visiting professor at Hogwarts; a charming, oily, schmoozy professor, and Professor Malfoy is disgusted with the scandalous behaviour of Professor Potter. He wishes to object strongly, but finds himself unable.

AU; EWE; Aurors; dubbishcon, smuff and tooth decay. Draco has a Dream! A Phantasy of Grandiose Proportion, even. And Harry will be fulfilling that Phantasy or he may forced to suffer, just a bit!

AU; EWE; Hogwarts 8th Year. The Eighth Years suffer from ennui. Draco has an idea to alleviate that. Harry helps.

Mostly Epilogue compliant. Ginny Potter is given a gift she finds within herself to give away...and one she can keep, for always.

AU; Mostly Epilogue compliant. Draco Malfoy's at Platform 9 3/4's, with his son, Scorpius. Somehow, he can't help but recall what it was like when he first went off to Hogwarts...

AU; EWE. Eighth Year is full of pitfalls and potential stumbles, snags in the way and they're both tired, so very tired, of being the centre of attention. But science works its theoretical magic and gravity, its inevitable pull.

AU; EWE; for serpentinelion's Kink!Fest. Harry works in a bookshop, Draco's just there to pick up some reference material. Then, the unthinkable happens...thank Merlin there's a Guide for it!

AU;EWE: Hogwarts 6th Year, November. A freak Quidditch match accident leads Draco to take a dive thru' some unexpected territory, all to save Potter from going 'splat!

AU; EWE. Set just post-war. The incredibly cliched moment of 'wand return', this was a fast & furious fic that tumbled out. PWP, naturally. Absolutely.

AU; EWE; 8th Year Hogwarts. This is my side-trip into Kink! Enjoy the scenery, do! Food play, blood play, very mild dubcon/bondage, use of toys and a smattering of Parseltongue. But really all very vanilla citrus. Don't be frightened.

AU; Hogwarts, May of 6th Year; smuff; bottom!Harry; relationship establishment; possible OOCness; a few insults here and there, but no real bloodshed. Draco and Harry go 'walking out' to Hogsmeade one fine May day.

AU: EWE. This is a stand alone sequel to 'Not Impressed', but you don't need to have read that to read this. And this, Gentle Wizards & Witches, is all about LOVE.

AU; EWE; Veela!Draco; Mate!Harry. The 'other' fic for domeveela Fest 2010 finds our intrepid, furry heros in Siberia, as tigers, and battling a quite strong compulsion to follow instinct. Complete!

AU; Post-Hogwarts; Aurors!; Flangst/Angst; Draco POV. This is an anti-fluff fic with two endings-sappy and non-sappy, in 3 parts, tho' technically 4, since there's an Alt Ending. In which Draco may be Cyrano or he may not...

AU; EWE; Aurors!; Pervy!Robards; Inimitable!Kingsley. Harry's making a few changes in his life and his job, mainly because OP's issues are making life difficult: Draco's insistence on shagging at work, their skeevy boss Robards and the endless red-tape.

AU; Hogwarts years, just post the events in Myrtle's lav; wanking, snogging, strong language! Harry wants to say he's sorry, but how to make Malfoy hear?

Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.

AU; EWE; Veela!Draco; Mate!Harry; Charmed!Dursleys; Omniscient!Dumbledore; Hogwarts, between 5th & 6th Years. Draco could not resist the Call, but Harry lets him into No. 4 despite that. The only question is why, exactly?

Harry sits down to a lovely dinner with friends. Warnings: post-Hogwarts; none, otherwise. It's all in your head. H/G, D/A, H/D

WIP, on hiatus; AU,EWE,Hogwarts profs in luuurve. The comparison of the scientific clarity of combustion fire, explosion, flame, hearth to the emotional fog induced by music, all in a soggy, sodden, soppy, angst-ridden romance format.

Draco wishes he spoke the language. At least Potter does. AU; era unspecified; shameless PWP; smuff. Gift to 'Combustion' readers and anyone who sticks with my many WIPs...grin.

AU; EWE; Hospital!Harry; Businessman!Draco; major lack of angst, flangst or bad vibes; established relationship. This ain't no Eleanor Rigby-Harry and Draco deal with one another in a quiet continuation of life after wartime.

WIP. After the 'Blowjob Incident', the 'Kiss Incident' and the infamous 'Nose Incident', Draco is desperate for a little attention-er, a rematch of wits, that is. AU; 6th Year Hogwarts, smuff eventual, siilliness always

AU, EWE, Auror!Harry, PotionsMaster!Draco, minor flangst, incipient crack, happy endings. Draco didn't know quite how he'd ended up in Potter's best visitor's chair at St. Mungo's. Potter's bed, though? That, he understood.

AU, Hogwarts era, 6th Year. Smuff-filled center. Harry's revenge on Malfoy rebounds in the oddest manner.

The Ministry is updating its Training Manuals and Aurors Potter and Malfoy are required to contribute to a special lesson devised by the aristocratic Lady Ipswich. Points awarded; Snape appalled; forward-thinking Muggle teaching methods discarded.

Harry muses as to how best to describe Draco Malfoy. It is a puzzle, wrapped in a conundrum, and sometimes one has to pick at a knot endlessly before it comes undone.

If one equation is not completely effective, try another. At least, in theory. Draco applies it, and the experiment can be considered a success.

Malfoys possess fine legal minds, and Draco is more than capable of assessing most situations and ferreting out information that is to his advantage. This happens even when he is cross-examining himself. *Companion piece: It Moves

Draco is blinded by science.

There is a certain force impelling Draco Malfoy. He knows where he hopes to go, but like a stick in a swamped stream, not where he'll fetch up.

Malfoy meditates on the relativity of things.

Sometimes the simplest spells are the most powerful. AU; EWE; MPREG implied.