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Stories by opalish

The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
The first time Shindo willingly brings up Sai without being goaded into it, they're playing a casual game at the salon.

Better Than Spandex by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Akira might have even felt a little touched by Shindo's staunch faith in his sportsmanship, if they hadn't been talking about their hypothetical mutant powers.
Ichikawa laughs until she chokes, and Akira suddenly understands why Shindo spends so much of his time yelling at people to stop hitting him already. Slight HikaruAkira.
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Table manners are not your enemy, Ikkaku." Rated for 11th Division-ness.
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Spice of Life by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry thinks Ginny's getting bored. Ginny thinks she's not nearly bored enough, really. Also, there may or may not be gerbils. PostDH HarryGinny crackfic oneshot.
Ginny's not like Harry. She doesn't get to talk to the dead. PostDH oneshot.
Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places. Oneshot, slight TeddyVictoire.
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

Revenge of the Genius Baby by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sam, McKay, three tall, handsome, muscular nannies, and a baby destined to become a socially inept, emotionally stunted supergenius. Why yes, this is SamMcKay. Ish.

Rise and Shine by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

WashZoe drabble. In which there is basking, and Wash's dinosaurs face imminent doom.

Dumbledore's Man by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Every October, Harry visits the grave. PostHBP oneshot.
Heroes don't get fairytale endings, and rainbows eventually fade to grey. HarryGinny oneshot.

The Birthday Present by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry's an idiot, and Ginny helps save the world without even trying. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.

The Ballad of Annabelle Jones by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry runs into some trouble while searching for Slytherin's locket. Trouble named Annabelle Jones. Oneshot crackfic, and I make no apologies!

Said the Spider by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

The first time Blaise kissed him, Harry bolted. PostHBP slashtastic oneshot.

Chocolate Frogs by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry had never heard the Second War referred to as a bit of unpleasantness before, and he found that it was almost…reassuring. Zabini didn’t care about him and he didn’t care about Zabini, and he didn’t have to bother hiding. HarryBlaise slash.

The Raffle Ticket by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Buying a raffle ticket to fund SPEW was one thing, but being the prize was another thing entirely, and why, exactly, was he friends with Hermione in the first place? HPDM oneshot.

The Day Harry Potter Retired by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry's done being a hero, but Snape may just be a god. Harry, Hermione, and a sky full of clouds. Oneshot.

Whiskey by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

A man, Mal thinks, shouldn’t ought to get so turned around and dizzy, not on account of a woman. MalRiver oneshot, postBDM.

By Fives by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's Harry's fifteenth birthday, and he can't help realizing that nothing ever really changes.

The Nature of Fire by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

He doesn’t see red when he finally catches up with Professor Snape.

Life After by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Life after death in the wizarding world. HarryGinny.

Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.

Impractical Heroics by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.

Beast to Bird by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

After Miranda, River comforts Zoe. 'Wound's still open,' River murmurs, 'but now it's disinfected.'

Unraveled by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Love is just another madness that afflicts River Tam. Mostly MalRiver.

The Truth by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

He almost writes the letter three times. Regulus and the truth.

GreenEyed Monster by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

During HBP, HarryGinny oneshot. Because no matter how much I love HG, that Monster in Harry's chest was totally lame.

To the Flame by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

PostHBP oneshot. 'He’s never been mine, not really. I don’t think a hero can belong to just one person.' HarryGinny, RemusSirius, RemusTonks.

Operation Boyfriend Retention by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

PostHBP, HarryGinny. Ginny Weasley was on a mission, and she was bloody well going to succeed.

A Right Hufflepuff by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

PostHBP, Ron's POV. 'I swear, Harry’s turned me into a right Hufflepuff.'

Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet

The Hazards of Knowing It All by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Onesided CedricHarry, Hermione's POV. What's smart isn't always what's best.

Next Great Adventure by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Dumbledore told him that death was the next great adventure, Harry hadn’t thought he’d meant it quite so literally. PostHBP.

Destructively Ever After by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Potter was about to receive the Order of Merlin, First Class, and he was not best pleased. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.

Ginny Weasley and the Pillow of Doom by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

PostHBP, oneshot. In which Ginny angsts over Harry's absence, Fred and George are complete prats, and weaponry is employed to fight brotherly oppression. HarryGinny.
DLP 3.29

Invictus by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.

Crosswords by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

And he spirals down, down and deeper down, forgetting and forgotten, but always, always, something brings him back. Oneshot of Sirius in Azkaban.

Patchwork Perfection by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

After all, dreams can be forgotten, pushed aside, left behind...but they never die.

Sugar Quills by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HBP spoilers and NevilleBlaise slash. Longbottom liked him, Blaise was certain of it. The adorably shy...no, the stupidly incompetent...no, the...the...
DLP 3.33

Undead and Unashamed by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'

Dust by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

RonHermione. And perhaps books have souls after all, and perhaps they can die...

Hero's Welcome by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HBP spoilers, HarryGinny, and RonHermione. Harry's return home after Voldemort's defeat doesn't go quite as expected. Warning: bad jokes and pointlessness ahead.

Keep from Crying by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

She has Arthur, but he doesn't understand, can't understand what it's like to feel your entire world slip through your fingers and shatter on the ground.

SecondRate Star by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Regulus wishes, sometimes, that he had the nerve to be like Sirius, to defy their parents and make his own way through life.

Plan C by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Are you saying my plans aren't good? Jack demanded, stung. No respect. He got no respect at all.

Just to Belong by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Merope isn't sure, at first, why she keeps going back to Tom Riddle.

Freedom by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Regulus in present tense. Choices make us who we are, and freedom is a choice. HBP spoilers.

Need by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Beware: HBP spoilers and nonfluffy HarryGinny. Denial's just a river in Egypt, and she doesn't need him at all.

Unspoken by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HBP spoilers, and RonHermione. Some words are never spoken.

Fade to Morning by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

They don't speak, but the silence is comfortable, rich with understanding and support. Post HBP. HarryGinny, HarryOC, GinnyNeville.

Grief and Healing by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

There was a tender amusement in Remus' voice when he mentioned Harry that made Tonks' insides feel all gushy, like chocolate left out too long in the sun. She tried to remind herself sternly that she was an auror, tough and rough and mean. RS, RT.

Beautiful by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

But it had been Arthur who won her heart, and Arthur who kept it. She'd been beautiful, yes, but she'd never had eyes for anyone but the gawky redheaded Weasley boy with his awkward, lopsided smile. MollyArthur fluff.

Perfect Wish by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sirius' POV There will be sunlight, when he is free.

Moonlight by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes, Remus hates the moon. He hates the deceptive way it glows, all purity and innocence. He hates the pretense, how the moon can make the night seem less cold, less deadly.

Heaven by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Luna's POV. 'Sometimes, I wish others could see life the way I do.'

None So Blind by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

...as those who refuse to see. Dumbledore visits Petunia the summer after Harry's fifth year. Oneshot.

Here and Now by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's terribly easy, in the end, to decide to lose himself in his reflection. Harry and the Mirror of Erised, mentions of RHr.

Shades of Darkness by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Harry hates, he does so with a passion.
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Neville.

Doctor Jackson's Journals by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Daniel's account of his time on SG-1. - Am very young, apparently. And very stupid, according to race desperately in need of hair care.

In Dreams by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny never regrets loving Harry.

Harry Potter and the Attack of UST by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry's feet continued to carry him towards Snape's office, while his mind was battered relentlessly by comments such as, 'I'm sure kissing Snape would be wonderful, even if he doesn't brush his teeth' and 'you know what they say about men with big noses'

Sorting Hats by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Thus begins Vera Potter's time at Hogwarts... Continuation of Pet Names and Role Models.

Should Have Been by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

SamJack, set in a future season. Daniel has a phone call to make. Warning: major character death.

Hell and High Water by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

RHr. I wonder, as Ron slides an arm around my waist and pulls me tighter against his side, if Harry will need us anymore, now that Voldemort is gone.

Mary Sue and the Hogwarts Express by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is a blatant parody of Mary Sue fics. -- Mary Sue is headed to Hogwarts...but nothing goes the way she expects. One-shot.
DLP 3.06

The Problem With Cupboards by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

As far as I can tell, the main problem with growing up in a cupboard is that it gets you used to living in a cage. - Harry's POV. One-shot.

The Cowardly Lion by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HPSS slash. How Severus Snape saved Harry Potter, and how Harry Potter fell in love with a greasyhaired, bignosed, sallowskinned git.

A Grand Romance by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Nothing worth having comes easy, and maybe romance isn't quite what it seems. HarryGinny oneshot.

Role Models by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Vera Potter was five years old, she found her role model. No one expected it to be Severus Snape. HarryGinny fluff fic, set after Hogwarts.

Still Standing by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

He's won the war. He's won the war and vanquished the villain, and he can't remember why he bothered.

Until the End by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry and Ginny on Sirius' birthday, post OotP. Everything about him was forbidding and unyielding. He had the air of a griffin ready to spring.

Fortune Favors the Bold by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

BillHarry slash. Ginny was the first to recognize the signs. The reddened cheeks, the sidelong glances, the funny little smiles...

Must Be Love by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HGSS. A quirk of Snape's lips, an arch of his eyebrows, a tilt of Hermione's head... They were holding their own conversation the whole meeting through, without saying a word. Harry's POV.

Pet Names by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HarryGinny fluff. Ginny decides her seven year old daughter needs a pet name. The daughter in question is less than pleased.

Lucifer in Starlight by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

AU: Voldemort was a bit more cautious. So were the Potters. And now Harry's got a whole new load of problems. Slytherin!Harry with a number of twists.

Light by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lying pale and vulnerable in an infirmary bed, Harry Potter had never looked less like a hero, and Ginny Weasley had never loved him more. Mentions of RHr and NL.

A Very Happy Birthday Indeed by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HarryGinny fluff. It's Ginny's eighteenth birthday, and has Harry got a surprise for her! Of course, this being Harry, he gets it all wrong... There's some minor RHr as well.

Headline Material by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HarryGinny angst. Excerpt: And that's why I, Harry Potter, the Man Who Defeated Voldemort, am being sentenced to Azkaban for the next two years.

Growing Up by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HarryGinny fluff. Growing up, Ginny always wanted to be like her brothers.
DLP 3.75

Chess by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ron and McGonagall play a game of chess. Ron loses his temper, Gryffindor loses points, and McGonagall loses a few comforting illusions. But maybe something's gained in the end... Slight RHr.

Bitter by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HPSB. Yes, that means this is HarrySirius slash. Sirius is dead, and Harry remembers. Dark.

Go Gentle by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry has a letter to write, a decision to make, and a life to abandon...or possibly reclaim. Set Post-Hogwarts. One-shot.

This Side of Silence by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dumbledore learns something rather disturbing about Hogwarts' resident werewolf. Onesided HPRL. Yes, that means it's slashy.

To Love by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HarryGinny fluff. Scheming!Zacharias. She grinned, looking absolutely stunning in the moonlight. 'I love you, you utter moron. Now kiss me.'

Midnight by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry knows that a prayer is a wish that won't ever be granted. One-shot.

Green by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus Snape was, by nature, a man of obsession. Onesided HPSS, rated for language.

At First Sight by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

If there was one sin, Ginny later decided, one unforgivable sin shared by the world, it was that no one saw Harry. Not Ron, not Hermione, and until that moment, not her.

Golden by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

HPSS. ...because you know, when you hurt, that you're alive. You know, if you're bleeding, that you can fight. And you know that what you have, what you have isn't weak, isn't golden...

A Simple Story by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Loony Luna has a simple little story to tell, about The Hero and The Villain. A teeny bit of HG. 'The Hero always wins because, in the end, he has the most to lose.'

Three Parts of a Whole by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

RHHr...yes, it's a Trio threesome. Hermione's POV. 'He doesn't laugh often. He normally doesn't even smile anymore, unless he's alone with Ron and me.'

How It Ends by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

...in the end, only two bodies remain untouched by the fire: and neither shall live...

Epitaph by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

She knew what he wanted she'd planned on it, expected it. Because Ginny Weasley understood love, and so she understood Harry.

Like Diamonds by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny's POV. I remember when I first saw him, and I thought that he had the most beautiful green eyes, eyes that glowed like emeralds.

Life and Legend by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

DMHP Draco Malfoy knew better. He'd loved the boy, after all. But Draco could never have loved the legend.

Blood and Laughter by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Did you laugh when he died? o0o Harry's pissed. Snape's amused.
DLP 3.70

And Beggars Will Ride by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

A boy lives in a cupboard, a strange, pale boy with green eyes and a wistful smile. Dumbledore's thoughts on Harry from PSSS through OotP. Manipulative!Dumbledore

Breaking Harry Potter by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Nothing good can come, when you've no happy memories.

The Words Left Unsaid by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Set during Heroes Part 2: Sam and Daniel have a little talk about loss and love and words left unsaid.

Faith by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just what was Daniel so passionate about when he asked Jack that infamous question in Window of Opportunity? Now you know.

She's Like Coffee by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Warning: horribly, terribly corny. SG1's guys contemplate Sam.

Snow in Summer by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Remus Lupin as a child. His mother muses. One-shot.

Happily Ever After Is For Wimps by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

1st Season, PostEmancipation: SG1, meet Jonas Hansen.

Men Are From Chulak, Women Are From Cimmeria by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

The differences between the fairer gender and the stinkier. Or, the differences between women and men. Or Sam with PMS

It's a Military Thing by opalish Stale Result (Last seen: )

Epilogue to Descent. Sam and Jonas have a little talk about love, duty, honor, and Jack O'Neill.