Stories by Racke

Various crossovers with SAO that never became anything more than beginnings.
DLP 3.20

An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke Stale Result (Last seen: )

Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
A collection of discontinued Worm-stories.
The story of Shen Jiu remembering his life as Orochimaru, and promptly deciding to help all of the annoying people around him dig their own graves just a little bit faster. (Cang Qiong is going to have a Bad Time. And so will Luo BingGe.)
Yup, I've been writing and discarding things for this fandom too. Again, it's pretty much Exactly What It Says On The Tin.
In the Academy, Sakura gets her hands on a summoning-contract. One that let's her summon prinnies. Things change. (Cross-posted on AO3)

The Archeologist by Racke Stale Result (Last seen: )

After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry

gender bender
Post-SAO, Klein finds a new apartment. His new neighbor is good at cooking, and though Klein would happily try, he can't actually live on pizza indefinitely.

Fate Stay Unfinished by Racke Stale Result (Last seen: )

Unfinished stories, including high school AUs, mobster wars, and food-fights. Some romance, some crack, and perhaps the tiniest bit of adventure.

Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke Stale Result (Last seen: )

Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
After the wedding-fiasco, Ranma drops by the Mahora Festival for the sake of its food, and stumbles across a vampire who's been trapped for nearly seven years. Obviously, they get along like a house on fire.

Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke Stale Result (Last seen: )

Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Kayaba had had a dream once. It'd been childish and innocent, and with jaded eyes he did everything in his power to warp and destroy it. And so the Nightmare begins.
Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.

Lifetimes of Repetition by Racke Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.

femslash gender bender
An impossible-looking mountain where there should've been no mountain at all. A chance for release suddenly forever out of reach. And a family of three meeting a Villain.
They didn't talk about her sister, usually. And they never talked about where her parents had been born. But her family had always had a thing for swords. WARNING: Character death.
Ryoga's success with age-mushrooms kind of snowballs into a mess. Don't worry Negi, the school nurse is just a year-or-so older than you. Physically, anyway.
Her summon didn't appear, and nobody saw fit to question it. It'd been a cloudy day, and why should they've been looking upwards anyway?

Waiting for one's arrival by Racke Stale Result (Last seen: )

Albus Dumbledore has no Boy-Who-Lived. What he does have is a headache, and two very odd children searching for a cure to a wasting illness in Hogwarts' library.

Love at first sight by Racke Stale Result (Last seen: )

It'd been a long, long time since he'd met her. A long, long time since he'd been struck speechless by everything that she was.

The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke Stale Result (Last seen: )

Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
A brief look into the reasons behind why Kayaba designed SAO the way that he did. Because it really was a well-thought-out masterpiece, and to change anything about it you'd probably have to change his entire motive.

Escapologist Harry by Racke Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.

Allure Immune Harry by Racke Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.