Stories by OnyxvanGem

A series of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey unrelated or semi-related Crack!one-shots from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint. Featuring OC!everyone! Enjoy, sweeties! Warning: some stories may be slightly more mature, but I'm going to try to stay PG13.XD

Katrina Lycanthrope has traveled to the Harry Potter universe for some shenanigans. A Sequel to In Which, my Doctor Who fanfiction, but can be read on its own. This story will be composed of semi-nonlinear, hopefully comedic oneshots. May include the occasional bit of foul language here or there. Please read and enjoy!

The Time War is finally over, and the Master looks for the Doctor in the last place he wants to look, but the one place he is certain he is. Warning: this will hurt your emotions.

The Master escaped the possibility of death on Gallifrey, instead submitting himself to the possibility of death on Earth...his life force is burning out. However, he wasn't alone. He was with the one he called his. The Doctor. Slash not mentioned until the end, though implied. 10th Doctor/Master, slight and/or pre-11th Doctor/Master. Kind of sad...don't read if you want happiness.

The Doctor has a problem...he's in love with Amelia Pond. Only, she can't find out or he'll be in trouble with Rory and their perfect life of traveling would be ruined. Naturally, the only other person who knew had to be the Master...that was just great. And, of course, he had to make the Master angry with him just before the other Time Lord had found out...just great.

I have comprised a list of twenty of the oddest Harry Potter pairings I could think of. This is a challenge to test you fanfic writing abilities and your sanity. Please, proceed with caution.

Okay, so I just saw the newest Harry Potter movie and I thought to myself-Spoof number 3! now who shall I spoof? Then I realized...the only character with a three syllable name is Voldie-Poo! Yay! Enjoy the newest installment of the Spoofopolis!

This is a story we co-wrote using Apples to Apples cards, a lot of sugar hyperness, and our imaginations. I don't remember who wrote what but I bet you can guess if you've ever met me, which probably why none of you will be able to understand it at all