Stories by Guardian54

Because the next time I see someone claim the Elemental Nations are 60 light-seconds across I'm going to ask him to implode into a black hole like he wants to happen to Naruto. This is a detailed analysis of the Naruto World in astrophysics, physiology, geography, engineering, etc. Feel free to laugh at others' utter ignorance of all logic in their analyses.

Hinata's Genin exam goes horribly right, and she ends up showing up at Roanoke Abyss like others have over the years. In this universe, Orochimaru just wanted to fix induced incontinence, Mizuki took Naruto to practical lessons in bar brawling, Tenten is the reincarnation of another with hair buns, and Kaguya was a fan-girl. Candidate for "Most Unlikely Crossovers" communities.

Having two Sacred Gears is GREAT! Well, other than a not so minor problem called [Gamer's Mind]. A completely steady mind is a very, very horrifying thing, particularly for a pervert.

Some stories tell of heroes and villains, becoming legends told and retold through generations. This forgotten tale of Guns, Germs and Steel is not one of those stories. Yet knowledge, some hints, will remain. Others will follow the path that she lit. All Remnant will be home to our people... again... (Part 1 of the Mandate of Heaven Trilogy, NOT Maiden Amber)

Venting the remaining power of the super weapon that made "The Great Void" and "Debris" through the "Alpha-7 Quarantine" Zone seemed like a good idea back then. It hit another universe's Antarctica. Later, strange people and things began appearing at Roanoke Abyss, and now, two universes of ideologies are about to meet. Vote on profile poll. Only Eva labelled atm for viewership.

600 years before the time of the Silent Empress (and team RWBY), 30 years Before Dust, there was another blessed with the Timing of Heaven, Favour of the Earth, and Harmony of Man. This is a preview of the story of the Storm Queen and the Dust Goddess. (Posted as concept test, hopefully I will one day actually write the whole novel, plz comment on concept, Politics/Romance later)

Let's look at RWBY's events (and tech) from a different perspective, then add the ingredient of a lower-ranked team. Note that by cutting most daily life interactions out, it is hard to avoid Mary Sue, until you remember Amber can be 1-shot by pretty much ANYONE. To have survived this long takes a lot of compensating... Marked Complete for now.

In a very similar universe with a very different Humanity, the Shepard Crew is STILL endeavoring to spread cultural understanding between the races after the end of the Reaper War. These are some of their more… uh, notorious… endeavors. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

The revamped SI Archives have begun going up over at Fictionpress under my same username. Of course, that means some of the hilarity of the future can also be previewed now over here, and that I needed to post a notice for readers to know that SI Archives is re-emerging. Well, here be some of the future lulz. Rating currently mostly for occasional cursing.

Misato has a diagnosis for Asuka, and we learn a few things about the Ikari men. Oh, and Yui approves of Asuka's Mad Skillz.

This is basically me doodling/musing about some of the things in Naruto that could have been interpreted differently. For example, beating a man with one finger requires a glove too...

4th of series. The true 1994-1995 school year of Hogwarts, not the fake Harmony published later on as the "Goblet of Fire" to raise funds for the GLA. This is the deconstruction of this archaic blood sport, the scientific explanation of magic, and the general epic power of TECHNOLOGY. On the Mary Sue Litmus Test, Harry is 84, Harmony is about 50, so... Sue, but less than HIM.

Harry's closet friends, with some modifications (due to setting this in my own HP rewrite's future), sit down together to contemplate the question of how much of a Mary Sue Harry is portrayed as in the novelizations of his time at Hogwarts. This fic can stand alone, you need not read any of my other works to understand it. WARNING: Occasional Fridge Horror inside.

I was wondering why Naruto subscribed to the Church of Ramen instead of the Church of the Log like every other chunin and above ninja. So I decided to write a one-shot about the only justification I could imagine, which is hilariously unrealistic (Hiruzen isn't this inept).

3rd in series. How the hell is Sirius Black going to even get close enough to tell Harry the truth given a professional soldier-girl is backing Harry up? This is the true story of Harry, Ron, Hermione Granger, and Harmony Shepard's third Year. Rated M for occasional EXTREME violence. On the Mary Sue Litmus Test, Harry is 84, Harmony is about 50, so... Sue, but less than HIM.

2nd of series. 1992-1993, without the distorting that Harmony did when publishing a version of her memoirs under the pen name of J.K. Rowling. Here be flash-bangs, guns, detectives, and, of course, the onset of teenage awkwardness. Science, logic, and the Janitor have returned... On the Mary Sue Litmus Test, Harry is 84, Harmony is about 50, so... Sue, but less than HIM.

1st in series. J.K. Rowling was a pen-name Harmony Jane Shepard, older twin of Hermione Jean Granger, later used when publishing her memoirs in fantasy novel form. Here be grenades, guns, and the real story of First Year, complete with scientific explanations, logic, and a Janitor. On the Mary Sue Litmus Test, Harry is 84, Harmony is about 50, so... Sue, but less than HIM.