The largest threat to the Statute of Secrecy was not the wizards being found, it was the beings that went bump in the night that would drive you mad at a glance, the demons, the things that you can never unknow. So the Ministry made it all Unspeakable. Magic is Might. Mentor!Albus, Master of Death, Gods, Demons, Alternate Universe. D&D meets HP in a way you didn't know you needed