Stories by SilverWolf7007

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

In which Remus is not going to steal James's wife. A few conversations between the Marauders and Lily over the years. Sort of prequel to Unmitigated Chaos.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.

The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.

James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.

Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.

Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...

Another sort-of prequel to Inquisition, in which Harry knocks on Luna’s door and they discuss an oddly endearing Velma.

Harry is attempting to summon a spirit. He gets something else entirely. Luna is vaguely impressed.

Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.

Orochimaru has ventured into the Forbidden Forest to find a certain mushroom. Kabuto has vanished, it's snowing, and some man called Lucius does not find him intimidating in the least...

Harry's lost his trust in Dumbledore, been kicked out of home, and moved in with a group of dead people. And to think that this is nothing compared to what the future has in store for him...eventual slash, insanity and ghosts.

Roy has decided to end it all. He is not very successful… Proof that paperwork really can drive a man to suicide. Well, kinda.

Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...

Neither Edward nor Alfons can be trusted to prepare for their first date on their own. Luckily for them, Noah's there to help, because otherwise there would have been a lack of pants.

In which evil, or at least the trail of retribution, is traced from Edward desperately seeking refuge to Alphonse seeking revenge and, eventually, the devil incarnate and his best friend's camera are identified.

Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.

Cornelius Fudge doesn’t know it yet, but he’s about to have a very bad day.' Little bit of slash, contemplation of hats, and mentions of Albus Dumbledore's laced sherbet lemons.

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco’s wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn’t need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Potter. Traces of het and slash.

In a three to one vote, the Founders of Hogwarts had decided that Godric needed a new nickname. But why? Blatantly implied GodricxSalazar, implied RowenaxHelga

“The general consensus in the Wizarding World was that Albus Dumbledore was completely off his rocker and that anyone he managed to conscript was pretty much doomed to humiliation in front of a large crowd…”

Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.

Harry’s sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry’s Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.

In their boredom, Buffy and Faith discover an interesting dilemma. Is the best type of Riley Finn a concussed Riley Finn? And if so, which is the best weapon to use? Or is it a dead Riley Finn? Let us find out…

Dumbledore has died, leaving Minerva to find a new DADA teacher. Of course, the man she hires comes with his very own personal Dark Lord, and THEN is nowhere to be found! Sequel to Acceptance TomHarry, HermioneGinny, etc, etc…

“After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…”

I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.

Remus hates summer. Absolutely detests it. And moving in with James, Sirius, Peter and their tendency to shed fur all over the place really isn't helping. Mentions of RemusxSirius and JamesxLily. Oneshot.

Once upon a time, there was an old man. This old man liked to manipulate people. He pissed a lot of people off doing this... A random, fairytalelike oneshot. Contains trace amounts of slash.

“Oh no! He’s using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?” “You prat, Finnigan,” he said fondly. “Promise, you haven’t got nothing to worry about.” Oneshot. What is Harry planning?

Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.

Harry is allowing Seamus to set him up on a date. But first, they have to get Ron and Hermione together, survive class, find out if Draco and Blaise are together, and convince their friends that they are NOT a couple! Eventual slash, HPDM, SFBZ.

Somehow, someone has put a curse of some kind on the Slytherins and Gryffindors of the Hogwarts Graduating Class of 1997. This results in several near death experiences, and Harry and Draco's six week disappearence. Just where WERE they? Complete.

A sneaky Harry has invited nearly everyone but the Hufflpuffs to a party, including his parents and Cedric who have been resurrected by a vampire named Sylvan as well as Voldemort and some of his Death Eaters. Wormtail is tortured and the teachers crash.

The wizarding world has a problem. Someone’s kidnapped Harry Potter. Because of this, Voldemort and Dumbledore have called a truce. Remus, Lucius, Sirius, Severus, Fred, George, Percy, Hermione and Draco have to save him so the world can go back to norm

Ron's doing something. But no one really knows what. Apparantly it has something to do with Peter Pettigrew. This fic involves Screaming Snape, Hysterically Crying Harry and Draco, an Andalite Narrator, general insanity, Remus and Sirius in Hawaii........

Dumbeldore decides to hold a feastpartyeventdancethingy for a large group of people. He locks the door to the Hall. He 'loses' his keys. What do Severus and Remus have planned? And what does it have to do with what they did last weekend? Complete.

Dumbledore has gone completely loony and decided to have an inter-house exchange between Gryffindor and Slytherin Sixth Years. Remus takes anger management pills and is a chocoholic. This involves pranks, annoyed Slytherins, a pink tutu, and Peter torture

Before Fifth year, Harry Potter vanished. Coming back a year later, he meets his real father. Halfway through sixth year he returns to Hogwarts as his half-brother’s cousin. Where did Harry go? Who’s the assassin?? And what’s a Mediator???

Ron and Hermione witness Harry's disappearance in a flash of silver light. 14 months later he's back, and he obviously knows more than he's letting on. Then a meeting in Dumbledore's office reveals that Voldemort is an evil spirit possessing Tom Riddle.

James, Remus, Sirius, Peter and Lily are locked in the Transfiguration Classroom with Severus, Lucius,. Narcissa, Damien and Daniel. Whatever will they do to pass the time? Play Truth or Dare, of course! And DOES SNAPE WASH HIS HAIR?

Harry was Re-Sorted by his own request after being missing for a year. Hermione returns the Diary of the Founders to him, and in the process she and Draco discover the connection between Harry, Remus, the Founders, Tom Riddle and Voldemort. Slash. HP/RL

The teachers lock a group of Hogwarts students in the Potions classroom for several hours. A game of truth or dare, a game of chinese whispers, and a really bad day for Snape ensue.