"Some people wonder if life is real. I'm not one of those people. I'm not a boy of such inescapable lack of reason. But sometimes I question it." Blaise's thoughts on various subjects, in vignettes. Trigger Warning: Allusions to abuse/negligence.
"Right," she conceded, feeling her cheeks burn a little again. There was another empty silence, and he was still looking back at her. "Why're you up so late?" / The waltzing account of a clumsy and pink-faced acquaintanceship.
"Well, if you had bothered to read, you'd know that you have to start smaller. Transfiguring me into a lion would be ridiculously difficult for just starting off..." The light and fluffy tale of Hermione's time as a cat called Muffin in Slytherin.
Gregory Goyle, having nearly failed Transfiguration his fifth year, must elicit the help of Luna Lovegood as a tutor over the summer. Naturally, he hates tutoring, and learning in general, because it's an opportunity for life to remind him how stupid he is. Tutoring with Luna, though, doesn't turn out to be quite what he expected. / Pure fluff.
Theodore Nott finds himself working alongside Hermione Granger. "I've tried to cancel our subscription about 9 times now, I think they're just sending owls to spite me." / One-shot, Fluff with a pinch of angst, waxes Poetic.
Instead of Millicent Bullstrode, Hermione chooses to change into Theodore Nott. The transformation goes swimmingly until, of course, Hermione finds herself face to face with the actual Theodore Nott. Getting back out of the dungeons might not be as easy as getting in, and Blaise Zabini definitely isn't helping. / One-shot, bit fluff.
"Hermione. The world is changing, I hope you can realize that. I mean, that's the reason the leg is so rare. No one is willing—much less permitted—to go out and do that anymore. You of all people should know, Hermione." .:Written for the Numerology Challenge and Magical Artifact Challenge, HG/TN, slightly AU future-fic, fun at the ministry:.
"Fine," Draco murmured, "But it can't be a first year, or a teacher, or Mrs. Norris, or anything- that'd be nasty. And you aren't allowed to use the imperious curse." He forgot one important rule: It can't be Granger.
He wanted to recede into nothingness, she wanted to settle down, and it scared him. The first time it happened was when he'd made her laugh so hard that tears found her cheeks... The worst part, the worst part of all was that he'd meant it. / / One-shot in three parts, fluffy with an edge.
"At the end of the day you're still just some dumb girl willing to cry her eyes out over a boy who'll never be worthy of her." Of all the titles in the world, Hermione Granger never considered 'pathetic' to be one that suited her, until...
"All I meant was, say we did meet, and we were just friendly, d'you reckon my Dad 'd actually be mad?" First year fluff. If you love Mary-Sues, you'll hate this. SM/RW, but it's not the focus of the story, 'specially not in first year, you silly thing.
"Rosie, Uncle Harry mentioned that that Scorpius boy..." Oh Merlin, not this again. It's like I'm lying to him, except I'm angry at him for not already knowing. My knife clinks into the plate. This time I've pressed down too hard. Not SM/RW. Fluff-ish.
"You know that feeling, when you've got this brilliant idea for your school project, and then everyone has the same one? And you find out that day? It was sort of like that. Sort of." Scorpius presents an essay about his hero. Fluff. Hufflepuff Scorpius.
Two people meet by a lake. One of them is pretending to be somebody else. "Why is it that you always do everything everyone asks you?" "They ask me to." "So? You don't owe them anything." "Yes, I do."
Series of SM/RW drabbles and shorts, inspired by prompts. "Dear Rose, I'm in the forbidden forest. I know you don't like spiders, so please don't come look for me. Just go about your normal business."
"Usually, when they visit, we play the same game. Founders. Hugo doesn't like playing Founders because he's always Hufflepuff." Pure Fluff. Little one shot about a game Lily, Hugo, Lorcan, and Lysander play. Tiniest bit of LP/LS.
The story of the Slytherin's in their seventh year. When they ask what a mudblood is, you tell them. Animal. Monster. Theif. Filthy. Tainted. Waste. Savage.
Hugo's not like normal kids. When he gets howlers at breakfast, he never tries to run off with them, or throw them in a fire. He opens them with a grin on his face.
"Funny, I seem to recall you pulling my hair, snow-face!" "I thought it was fire, rose-bud! I was trying to put it out!" One of the things I really hate about him is how quick he is. Rose/Scorpius second year fluff. :D
"Dear Mum, I don't like the other kids. All the smart ones are snobby and all the nice ones are foolish, and it leaves very few worth speaking to." Blaise Zabini has decided he hates everyone at school, until he meets a crying Hufflepuff. Fluff.
Draco tries to win Hermione Granger's heart... but it ends up being kinda hard. And he was like, "Take that back!" And I'm kind of a badass, so I was like, "Make me!"And he was running out of ideas, so he was like, "Go snog a Mudblood!" Narrated by Draco.
"'Well, yeah. I just figured—because you're dating Jamie Finnegan and all—that you'd know what to do,' Rose explained, wondering how red she was." A happy, fluffy little next-gen one-shot. It's rated T, but it's sort of K , or T-.
"Dean almost wanted to laugh. Of course Seamus would tell him something important near a lake, he was so melodramatic like that." A fluffy but thoughtful one-shot about Dean and Seamus.
A collection of drabbles about various characters fitting random prompts. Expect random and familiar pairings, fluff, and sprinkle of sadness here and there.
"I've agreed with Parvati that there should be no secrets between us, now that we're engaged. Except, everyone needs their secrets, right?" A list of Dean's ten secrets. A one-shot containing pygmy puffs and comic books.
James loves his little sister Lily, and he knows she loves him, too, so why does he always find himself asking, "Why Albus?" A sorta sad, sorta fluffy one-shot who's summery does it little justice.
"She tried to keep her eyes on the moon. She tried to keep her mind on the crickets. But he slipped her hand into his, and he spoke with a blunt sort of sweetness that was so peculiar it was difficult to ignore." One-Shot
Filch often read in the library at night—well, if often was once a month, or so. This went on for years, until finally he was caught. Filchy One-shot.
"Weasel stood you up for a study date, Granger? Or did you finally decide that he and Scarhead weren't worth your time?" "Speaking of people not worth my time, why are you speaking to me, Malfoy?" Fluffy One-shot
It was happening again, and with her Grandson. At least he wouldn't be dying... yet he would be dead to her. Just like Andromeda...She wanted to see him for the last time before she lost him forever. NextGen Narcissa One-Shot
Ron finds himself madly in love with Seamus, but is he the only one? Will Ernie MacMillan ever find the girl of his dreams? Who is Dean Thomas plotting to kill, and why? These questions and more answered in an intense, dramatic tale. Parody
If he won, he'd look good, but not to Rose. If he lost, he'd look bad, especially to Rose. Pretty much either way he lost Rose, and that's why he'd even been near the Gryffindor table anyway. Maybe the irony would kill him. SM/RW Next Gen.
Poor Harry Potter thinks he's about to win the Tri-Wizard Tournament, but thanks to a tricky portkey he finds himself in a strange world that's so bizarre it's as if a lonely teenage girl came up with it. Will he find his way out?
Narcissa is worried that her son will end up like his father, cold and distant, void of compassion. She decides that the best solution will be to get him a cat. The OC is for Draco's cat. His love interest will be from the books, no worries.
Draco Malfoy finds that Hermione Granger is terribly difficult to get a reaction out of, so he tries something new. Fluffy lil' one-shot. DM/HG, obviously.
"Gregory was not very pretty himself—in fact, he looked a bit like a gorilla—but pretty girls were Goyle's third favorite thing, and Luny Lovegood was really, really pretty." Ever wonder what Gregory Goyle could possibly be thinking, eating so much?
It was the sort of feeling that you felt so deeply, no wand could cause it, and no wand could cure it. It was a horrible, horrible feeling, and it was all Granger's fault. Thoughtful fluff. Romance if you'd like to imagine it there.
Continuing from the epilogue. The story of Rose, Albus, James, Scorpius, and all of the generation that followed our heroes, though mainly it focuses on those in the first year...
There's so many things I want to tell him, to ask him. He's been my only friend for as long as I can remember, I wish I could thank him..." A One-shot from an unusual perspective.
Hermione Granger appears to be, in fact, so witty that she has provoked Draco Malfoy himself into questioning those few things he life he'd once thought certain.
Anyway, this isn't about dinner. At least, right now it isn't. It's about choices and changes, and how choices make changes, and how changes result in choices, and so on. I suppose I should start from the beginning. Before I realised anything was wrong.
Hermione Sofia Maryland Cosby Granger sighed with content. Everything was going right this year, and she hadn't even gotten off the train yet. A parody. DM/HG
Yes, this is a parody. "Well, it appears to me that Draco killed Neville, and then Hermione and Draco started to snog, and then you kicked down the door- which, I might add, makes absolutely no sense whatsoever..."
Draco Malfoy was caught between two dreams. One was older than the other, but then, one was more reasonable than the other. More rational. More respectable. More responsible. And yet...“Malfoy?” she repeated.
"Yo, fools, where's my pimpin' toad at?" Wait-Neville's a G? Hermione and Draco are in love? What is this? Some sort of incredibly absurd Fanfiction? Well, yes, in fact, it's a parody. Enjoy! :D
Draco had never been a big fan of Divination. Why would anyone think it was a good idea to see the future before hand? It wasn't like anyone understood it... One-Shot