Stories by HoosYourDaddy

Quaffles and Broomsticks by HoosYourDaddy

With everything going wrong for him in fifth year, Harry finds solace in a very unexpected place: the quidditch locker room. Harry/Angelina. Smutty Romance with Plot. Warning: not intended for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Romance/Drama - Harry P., Angelina J. - 33,296 words - 9 chapters - 293 reviews - 1,890 favorites - 1,185 follows
DLP 3.50

The Spider and the Fly by HoosYourDaddy

Harry has faced down dementors, Death Eaters, and Dark Lords. None of it has prepared him for Phaedra Zabini. Smut Warning: Not for younger audiences. A bit sinister with some mild dubcon.
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Suspense/General - Harry P., Mrs. Zabini - 23,866 words - 5 chapters - 154 reviews - 824 favorites - 725 follows
DLP 4.52

It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy

After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Humor/Romance - Harry P., Hermione G., Harry P., Parvati P., Harry P., N. Tonks - 74,572 words - 9 chapters - 0 reviews - 4,718 favorites - 3,089 follows
DLP 4.66

A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy

Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Romance/Drama - Harry P., Hermione G. - 10,646 words - 1 chapter - 360 reviews - 3,469 favorites - 1,134 follows