Stories by HoosYourDaddy

Quaffles and Broomsticks by HoosYourDaddy Stale Result (Last seen: )

With everything going wrong for him in fifth year, Harry finds solace in a very unexpected place: the quidditch locker room. Harry/Angelina. Smutty Romance with Plot. Warning: not intended for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Romance/Drama - Harry P., Angelina J. - 33,296 words - 9 chapters - 287 reviews - 1,785 favorites - 1,146 follows
DLP 3.50

The Spider and the Fly by HoosYourDaddy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry has faced down dementors, Death Eaters, and Dark Lords. None of it has prepared him for Phaedra Zabini. Smut Warning: Not for younger audiences. A bit sinister with some mild dubcon.
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Suspense - Harry P., Mrs. Zabini - 23,866 words - 5 chapters - 154 reviews - 810 favorites - 717 follows
DLP 4.52

It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy Stale Result (Last seen: )

After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Humor/Romance - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - 74,572 words - 9 chapters - 560 reviews - 4,604 favorites - 3,021 follows
DLP 4.66

A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Drama/Romance - Harry P., Hermione G. - 10,646 words - 1 chapter - 360 reviews - 3,377 favorites - 1,099 follows