Draco Malfoy is tired of losing a Christmas bet with Blaise Zabini year after year. Can he convince Hermione Granger to help him break his losing streak?
Hermione is trying to fix the damages that Gringotts sustained when she set the bank's enslaved old dragon free. If only she could do her work without distractions...
Bill Weasley is fed up with two of his trainee curse breakers. Draco and Hermione don't work well together and have failed one too many simulations. He issues an ultimatum: learn to trust each other and successfully complete their new assignment, or they're out of the program!
Hermione is exhausted and desperate for a good night's sleep. A slightly tipsy Draco Malfoy and a long line at the apothecary are only the start of her evening's adventures.
The Daily Prophet contains startling headline news. - A February 2014 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Fred and George Weasley's latest creation, the Whimsical Wintertime Wishes Christmas tree ornaments, are wildly popular. In fact, there is only one left, but both Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy want to buy it.
Bill Weasley's lycanthropy is worsening, a result of his failed attempt to mark his now ex- wife Fleur as his mate. Can Hermione help him find inner peace before the wolf fully takes control? post-Second Wizarding War, disregards the Epilogue
Miss Merry Sue thinks her Trolls need looking after. Hermione shows her differently. - A Jan 2013 LJ Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Charlie's home for Ginny's wedding, and he's looking forward to sowing a few wild oats. But, Merlin's beard, are all the fields already being ploughed?
Are boys better than girls? Are wizards superior to witches? Draco Malfoy insists they are. Hermione Granger insists he's wrong, and challenges Malfoy to an eating contest to prove it.
After a pleasant autumnal trip to Diagon Alley with her friends, a Missed Connection describing Hermione appears in the Daily Prophet's Personals column. Who could have left it? Hermione's mad with curiosity, but the identity of the sender remains a mystery. Harry knows, but wild hippogriffs couldn't drag it out of him.
Blaise's stag weekend ends up letting all of his friends get a little lovin'. - An August 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Hermione and Harry go camping with the Weasleys. Guess who else is there? - A July 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Draco believes the Weasley Twins can actually HELP him give a nice gift to his mother as well as earn him points with Hermione. What's wrong with that guy? - A May 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such trials and tribulations as he pursues his mate?
An innocent game of Hearts, played with normal playing cards, becomes MUCH more than a card game quite quickly. A Feb 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - drunken misspellings are part of the charm and required - no beta allowed !
Draco is away on assignment this Christmas and Hermione misses him. When a secret admirer starts sending her gifts at the office, how will she react? Originally written for the LJ Smutty Claus Fic Fest 2011.
It's Christmas Eve. Bill's depressed. Charlie wants to lift his big brother's spirits. WARNING: Contains Weasleycest and slash. A Dec 2011 LJ Firewhiskey Fic entry - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Auror Malfoy and "Creature Keeper" Granger compete in a contest to concoct a new, autumnal-themed cocktail for the Leaky Cauldron. Who will prove to have the superior knowledge needed to create the best-tasting, original mixed drink? DH-compliant, EWE
Millicent Bulstrode is a big girl with big desires. Accidentally stumbling upon a frustrated Draco Malfoy, Millie takes matters into her own hands, teaching Draco - and realizing for herself - a little something in the process. DM/PP, DM/MB
Mix a sly Slytherin, a rule-loving Gryffindor, an unspoken mutual attraction, and a wizarding romance novel; suddenly Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are trapped by the written word. Will they find their own happy ending?
Fred and George are seeking a special book to help them in their creation of a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes treat. Madam Irma Pince, the Hogwarts Librarian, thwarts them at every turn. Takes place during Fred and George's seventh year.