Stories by Marmalade Fever

Draco and Hermione do not agree about the mannerisms of owls or the state of Hermione's hair, or anything else, actually. Written originally as a set of shoutbox fics at Hawthorn and Vine.

Through their respective Ministry professions, Hermione and Malfoy have been paired to solve a mystery occurring on a sleepy little island within the Ministry's jurisdiction, but the island is a little sleepier than they had originally presumed.

If I can only pretend hard enough that this marriage is real, then it will be, and I will go hippity-hoppity off in the garden, made of flesh and blood instead of velveteen and sawdust. But my boot button eyes will not lie to me. DMHG

...Respect, Ingredients, or Smooches, But Not Figgy Pudding, So Bring Some Right Here. Many things stand in Draco Malfoy's way of making his potion, including glitter and an obstinate shop girl. DMHG Christmas Drabble

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

His hand extended, curled like a flattened U, his thumb like a dot. A Christmas Dramione Drabble.

Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery

Grammatically, a conception of the mind, still contingent and dependent. The hypothetical. A DMHG drabble.

Hermione doesn't know how to feel when she goes off to University, nor does she know how Draco Malfoy feels when they end up with six classes together, with no Ron in sight. DMHG One-Shot Post DH, EWE

Hermione isn't having a very good birthday, and Malfoy isn't helping. Or is he? Written for Granger Enchanted's birthday challenge. DMHG Oneshot 3rd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best EWE.

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE

Draco's explanation of why he is thankful for his wife. DMHG One Shot

A somewhat random DMHG parody of the 1892 song Daisy Bell.

On Hermione's 100th birthday, she looks into a mirror of Erised and finds her one desire is to be in love with Draco Malfoy. DMHG Oneshot

To settle the final ill feelings of war, a member of the light and of the dark will marry. DMHG Oneshot

Draco is obsessed with a photograph of his grandparents who look exactly like himself and Hermione Granger. Two shot, DMHG, bizarre.

Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP

Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?

According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP

It's fourth year and Hermione's secret date to the Yule Ball is not Krum, but someone even more surprising. DMHG One-shot

As Harry looks forward to a Dursley and Voldemort free life, he and Hermione are summoned back to Hogwarts, this time as DADA and Transfiguration professors. HPHG (Complete.) Pre-HBP

Voldemort's newest plan for tormenting Harry includes... Well, see the title. Voldemort even sings. Warning, contains gross bean flavors.

When Grunnings develops dental drills, guess who Uncle Vernon has over for a business dinner? The Grangers of course!

Due to the reappearance of Voldemort, Dumbledore is plagued by requests for transfer to the safehaven, Hogwarts. One student gets in and happens to have ties with Professor Snape. But why's she in Gryffindor? Discontinued.

James stepped out and left Harry with Pettigrew and Snape. Pettigrew went to use the bathroom and have a chat with Voldemort. Snape is left to tend to Harry and his dirty diaper. How long can he let the infant cry?

This is a song about LOTR to the tune of Feelin' Groovy. :