The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Baby Harry Potter was protected from Voldemort by Old Magic. That protection stayed with him beyond Voldemort's attack. Rated T for implied abuse. Ultra short single-shot.
The Minister appears to have come back from the dead, Lucius Malfoy appears to have been long-dead since before he died. On top of this, The Ministry appears to be ignoring the Statute of Re-Integration and the Home Office have launched the mysterious Project Omega ... and who is the Unspeakable Hecate? - Some crossover with the Star Trek and Dr Who universes.
Once more, Harry Potter is called upon to save British Wizarding society - this time from a Minister for Magic who simply won't change his mind. Warning for Biblical Plagues and nasty death. A short story in three very short chapters.
What happens when Harry is exposed to a fictional character with a worthwhile warrior ethos? What happens when Harry and company decide to emulate a fictional warrior race. tlhInganpu, is what. Some graphic death scenes later.
A selection of unfinished tales that have been abandoned. Each chapter represents the chapters of a single story. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation, religious/social iconoclasm and reader brain-damage.
When door-to-door religion comes calling, Luna has a unique approach to keeping her privacy. Her plan backfires as soon as Harry Potter is involved. Religious Fervour. Strangeness! No ships.
Harry has been infected with a strange form of vampirism, and the expert called in is a vampire called Modoc. Crossover with My Best Friend is a Vampire.
Hogwarts has decided to relieve some of the tensions and reconcile some of the differences between students and staff. Adult themes, sexual innuendo, slash, gender role reversal and squick. Starts with a bar of chocolate. Late Christmas story.
Ron & Ginny have been caught dosing Harry and Hermione with love potions. Hermione decides that she wants to try to become a beater … using a couple of very special bludgers. Weasley bashing. Ginny POV.
Hermione is missing, and an empty shell has been claimed by Ron as his … plaything. Non-graphic non-consensual sex, kidnapping and torture. Dark Weasley. An experiment in dissimilar writing styles.
Harry goes to hide away after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire. Doom, despair, alcoholism and character death … and Sibyl Trelawney. May need brain bleach.
Ron has been affected by a potion designed to give a feeling of spirituality. Weasley bashing. Distressing table manners. A cautionary tale. Not for the queasy!
Harry seeks revenge after Hermione is killed, but finds that they have both undergone a life-changing event. Violence, blood, character death, angst, normal marital relations, necromantic themes. Overpowered wizards! ON HIATUS after chapter 6.
Having all but lost touch with most of his friends, Harry has turned to writing, a very lucrative if lonely occupation. Of course, being Harry, he has discovered a hidden talent for writing … adult romances. This is the story of an author.
Albus Dumbledore was right to fear what Harry Potter could become, and when someone kills his lover, Hermione Granger, he will move Heaven and Earth. Character Death, Torture, Wanton Violence.
A storm is fast approaching, and Hogwarts, the spiritual heart of Wizarding Britain must face its fury, but you can only fight necromancy with necromancy. Death, Horror, Undead.
Harry Potter, aged 10, is slouching through Little Whinging from school and trips over his rolled-up trouser cuff. Spying a pair of jeans under the hedge, he decides to try them on.