Stories by Paimpont

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

An old village priest hears seven remarkable confessions from a man named Severus Snape. Snape/Hermione romance. Happy Valentine's Day!

Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.

At Fred's funeral, a small child gives the grieving Molly a grey stone. Soon after, Molly discovers that she is pregnant. But there is something very strange about the youngest Weasley child... Happy (belated!) Halloween!

After seeing Snape's final memory, Harry realizes that Dumbledore planned for The Boy Who Lived to die all along. But Harry has a much better idea... Harry/Voldemort romance. Oneshot.

The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.

James Potter is being a prat. Lily is crying, and Sirius is more than willing to help. JP/LE, SB/LE.

A year after the final battle, Bill Weasley brings a broken Harry Potter to Forks, Washington to begin a "normal" life. But since when has life in Forks ever been normal? Eventual slash HP/EC and BW/JB.

Tom Riddle is born into an ancient pure-blood family, but to their horror, his parents discover that he is a squib. They want to hide him from the wizarding world. But Tom has other ideas. AU.

During a class trip to the Ministry of Magic, 16 year old Tom Riddle steals a time turner on a whim. He arrives at Hogwarts in 1996 and meets a boy named Harry. Can Tom help Harry conquer the mysterious Dark Lord who threatens his world? TR/HP slash. Two-shot.

The Dark Lord wakes up with a hangover and finds someone unexpected in his bed. HP/LV slash. Oneshot.

Three years after Voldemort's death, a depressed Harry is still obsessed with Tom Riddle. But neither death nor time can stand in Hermione's way when she wants to help. She drags Ron back to 1943 to kidnap an unsuspecting 17 year old Tom and bring him to Harry in the future. HP/TR slash. Two-shot.

A year after the final battle, select death eaters are given the chance to complete a "redemption program" where they must live without magic for six months under supervision. Harry is assigned to watch over a mysterious dark wizard who has been locked up in a secret cell at the Ministry since the battle. HP/LV oneshot.

John's girlfriend spends the night, and Sherlock decides that it's time to do something about it. Jealous!Sherlock, S/J slash.

Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.

The Hogwarts students are playing Dirty Santa. Harry's gift is a romantic candle-light dinner. But who is his mysterious masked dinner companion? Time paradoxes, slash. HP/TR. One-shot.

"Being dead is always more difficult in the spring..." Rare slash pairing Cuthbert Binns/Bertram Aubrey.

Xenophilius Lovegood always thought his wife was insane. But then he himself began to hear the singing of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack...

There are bad first dates. There are horrible first dates. And then there is Harry Potter's first date with the Dark Lord... Humorous slash HP/TR.

The crew of the USS Enterprise is becoming obsessed with Wesley Crusher's favorite holodeck program, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. But there is an odd malfunction in the program. Why is the Voldemort character refusing to be shut down?

The war is over, and students are returning to Hogwarts. No one seems to notice that there is a new ghost lingering in the shadows. No one, except for a girl who can't sleep... Ghost!Tom/Hermione.

Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?

First year Hogwarts students Albus, Scorpius, and Rose stumble upon a murder mystery from their parents' time at Hogwarts. Why was the murder hushed up all those years ago? And do their parents know more about it than they are letting on?

Harry is curious about the locked door Mrs. Figg warned him never to open... I got into the Halloween spirit early this year.

"My mother wore black the day she murdered my father..." Severus Snape/Eileen Prince.

A yew tree grows in the place where a dark wizard's broken wand was once buried. Then a shadowy boy begins to appear in a young girl's dreams... Rose Weasley/Tom Riddle.

Halloween 1943: Abraxas Malfoy is dressed up as a demon, and Tom Riddle is an angel. One-shot. SLASH TR/AM.

Before the final battle, Neville visits his mother in St. Mungo's. Written for PaintMeIntrigued's Rock Music Challenge.

Seven flowers for Lily. Seven moments in the life of Severus Snape. SS/LE. Written for the Skittles Challenge.

Harry travels back to 1942 in order to kill the 16 year old Tom Riddle. But apparently, someone else had the same idea. Who is the mysterious Arcturus Black? And why is he kissing Riddle? SLASH HP/TR and...?

When three Hogwarts students are murdered, Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon goes undercover as the new DADA teacher. Assisted by Harry, Hermione, and his old flame Professor Septima Vector, Langdon unearths deadly ancient secrets at Hogwarts.

Three encounters between Lord Voldemort and Molly Weasley. LV/MW romance. Because my muse is demented, that's why.

Harry slips Snape a love potion. So why isn't it working? HP/SS slash, one-shot.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.

"How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed." And that is why Artemis is finally brought to Dr. D. Will the doctor succeed where others have failed? What terrible secrets are the master criminal and his family hiding?

A little Gothic story for Halloween. Yes, it's a Harry Potter story - just read to the end!

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

If Voldemort had discovered that Harry was a horcrux, things might have turned out quite differently. Warning: Attempted suicide, mature content, character death, SLASH, het, and unexpected pairings. Now complete.

The new member of Dr. House's team, Dr. Cullen, has an uncanny ability to smell what's wrong with the patients. Has House taken too much Vicodin, or is there something strange about Dr. Cullen? Very mild slash.

Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry finds a time-turner in his office. He knows that he must use it to go back in time to kill Tom Riddle, but this proves unexpectedly difficult... Rated M for SLASH in later chapters. Now complete.

Harry is curious about Sirius' romantic past. But can he handle the truth? Mild slash.

Harry and Sirus discover ancient magic... Slash warning.

Harry has a strange dream about Snape. Slash warning.