Stories by Beauty-Queen1979

(aged 25)Hermione has it all – an intelligent doctor boyfriend, SPEW a famous charity and now, slightly chubbier than she would like, she is about to start her new life as a teacher…How hard can it be? SSHG
What do you get when 3HP characters end up in Middle-Earth?Bunnies,lust,hate,pranks,attempted murders&a lot of comic confusion!FINALLY!Ch32-Silk panties, Girl Power, Depression&Snape being hit in the groin. Ouch.
*SS/HG*Snape is arrested for the murder of Cornelius Fudge&suspended from teaching.Who framed him&how can Hermione help? Because, of course, falling in love has never helped anyone...Chap7-Underneath It All
Just a random take on the Crash Test Dummies song involving Hogwarts people :)