Stories by Sharkeygirl

The Kingdoms of Gryffindor and Slytherin have been at peace for almost two decades. Still, Queen Minerva fears this peace will end upon her death unless drastic measures are taken. How do Severus and Hermione factor into her plan? Can they find true companionship in the royal court, or are they destined to remain misunderstood?
Hermione wants nothing more than to celebrate Christmas with her cat. Severus wants to avoid the holiday altogether. What happens when George's plan makes things much more chaotic and fluffy?

Blind Devotion by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione had the perfect life. She had a boyfriend who loved her, a job she loved, parents who supported her, and a neighbor who looked out for her. One diagnosis changes everything, though. Now, she must find a cure for what ails her or navigate her life's new course. What happens when she asks Severus for help in achieving her goals?

I Love You Daddy and Other One Shots by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

These are just some one shots I've had in my head. I won't promise consistent updates, but I will post on special occasions.

If You Like Pina Coladas by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Las Vegas is a city of disguises, where one can get lost in the crowd and pretend they have no past, no future, only the present. It is this aspect that drew Hermione and Severus to the city, and ultimately, to each other. What happens when they both decide they want to be someone else? Can their love survive, or will it evaporate like a desert mirage?

At the Stroke of Midnight by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione's life didn't work out the way she expected. She's stuck in a dead-end job with a boss who sabotages her and is in love with a man who only sees her as a friend. Although she yearns for a better life, she does not know how to go about getting it. What happens when Minerva comes to her door, offering a dash of Christmas magic?

Can't Smile Without You by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione isn't the same woman Severus knew. For weeks on end she is euphoric. Then, she is too depressed to leave bed. Can Severus find the cause of Hermione's extreme emotions, or will she resist all help from him? Are they doomed to destroy each other, or can two broken souls find healing?

Of Snakes and Barbies by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Gangers are having a dispute. Hermione loves Ron. Her parents do not. Severus Snape is called upon to resolve this issue. What actions will he take to escape the Grangers' barbecue in one piece, and if he's lucky, get a free meal?

The Bachelor of Hogwarts by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus gets bored during a Quidditch game and makes a bet with Headmistress McGonagall that he instantly regrets. Now, he is forced to go on a series of blind dates until he either wins another bet, or finds the woman who will capture his heart. Can Hermione help him get out from under Minerva's thumb, or will he find love with another?

Voices Carry by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione and Severus had their lives planned out. She would become Minister of Magic, and he would become a recluse. When fate pushes them together, will they regain their perfectly planned out lives, or will they discover something better?

How to Be a Prince by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus Snape is no prince. It is this fact which brings a witch seeking revenge to his doorstep. Now, Severus is cursed with a failing heart unless he can love a woman, and she can love him in return. What happens when Lucius Malfoy decides Healer Hermione Granger is the perfect person to break the spell?

Tin Man by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

When a tornado strikes Hogwarts, Severus is transported to a world he believed only existed in a saccharine Judy Garland movie. Now, he must find a way to navigate Oz, a land where his magic is rendered useless. Will Severus manage to return home with his sanity, or will the ever present threat of a musical number drive him to madness?

Can't Buy a Thrill by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus and Hermione go on several adventures inspired by Steely Dan's first album, Can't Buy a Thrill. What fun awaits them as the record plays on? This is a series of (mostly) unrelated one shots. You don't need to know Steely Dan to enjoy them, but if you ever get a chance, check them out!

Rise by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus yearns for freedom from his latest masters. Hermione yearns for the freedom to pursue her own dreams. When their worlds collide, they must cross the ocean to find true liberation

Cruel to Be Kind by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lucius Malfoy can't risk another scandal. Thus, he comes up with a plan which will ensure Draco cannot date anyone unworthy of his affections. What happens when Severus unknowingly finds himself in the middle of his friend's scheme, and why is Ms. Granger so difficult to ignore?

The Pilot Purgatory Program by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Even in death, Severus Snape is not guaranteed peace. In order to reach heaven, he must complete the task of helping a former acquaintance find a sense of well being. The catch? This former acquaintance is Hermione Granger. The bigger catch? He must work with a former tormenter to accomplish his goal.

Now That Your Rose Is In Bloom by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's been 25 years since Fenrir's last attack, and the aftershocks are still being felt. A secret looms over the Snape family, one which threatens to destroy everything if ever revealed. This is a sequel to Kiss From a Rose, but this should be easy enough to follow without having read it.

Snape Watches the Puppy Bowl by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

On the first Sunday in February, Severus and Hermione are visiting the States in preparation for a potions conference. Little do they know they are about to witness one of the cutest American traditions of all time: The Puppy Bowl! It's a little late in the year, but it's always a good time to see Snape with puppies!

Home at Last by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape yearns for peace in death, but the cosmos has other plans. When he finds himself in the center of a celestial wager, will he decide that love leads to freedom, or will he reject love in favor of solitude?

The Honeymoon by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

While on vacation, Severus' daughter spots something unusual on his arm. Can Hermione convince Severus that Rose will still love him even after she finds out the truth behind the mark?

Kiss From a Rose by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus wanted money. Hermione wanted a name. What happens when a Snatcher most believed to be dead returns and threatens everything?

Advent Calendar by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

A series of unrelated one-shots based around Christmas songs! May or may not be Christmas themed, and will include several couples. Mostly AU.

Objection by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

Years after the war, Snape and Hermione are both fleeing from their old lives. When fate brings them together once more, can they help each other discover the truth? AU. Takes place 10-15 years after the war.

Sweet Surrender by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

At the park, Hermione finds a new treat. Severus is less than enthused about trying it. ONESHOT!

Court and Spark by Sharkeygirl Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Snape realizes he has feelings for his fellow professor Hermione, he feels as thoguh she will never want him. When Ron asks for his help in winning her back, can Snape express his feelings for her in time? Rated M just to be safe. Somewhat AU