Or as I pitched it to Griff on Discord when we were discussing me doing my own version of his story, Basically 849 But With Lesbians* **. *And Bakugou, who's asexual **And Mina is possibly pansexual, we're not certain yet
"Say hello to your new classmate, Midoriya Izumi!" Not to be a lesbian, but... oh my fucking God. Oh my God. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh my God. Fucking shit Jesus fuck oh my fucking Jesus fucking Christ. God in heaven. Holy fucking shit.
"If I had a five yen coin for every green-haired transgirl who asked me out, I'd have ten yen. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice."
"I'm pretty sure that Hagakure and Jiro have a crush on each other. But after extensive observation and analysis of the data, I've come to an unfortunate conclusion: they're both bottoms."
Izuku was quirkless. The Asgardians were kingless. Now Izuku... still doesn't have a quirk, technically, but Stormbreaker has a new wielder. Now if only he knew what to do about the pretty blonde Asgardian girl who keeps insisting she's his new girlfriend...
"You think you're going to be the number one hero, Seikun? Sure you can defeat villains, but how are you going to reassure the public after? You can't even talk!"
The train of time, DenLiner. Will the next station be in the past or the future? Thanks to Ethan, it's making a stop in Sunnydale just in time for Halloween…
The aptly named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history.
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers. Fun fact! austin-flare-potter says "I never hated something like I hate Harry in this story."
Carol Danvers manages to keep extraordinarily busy helping ensure the peace on the hundreds of worlds in the Milky Way galaxy that don't have the Avengers to watch over them. The last thing she needs is to find herself pulled through a rift back to Earth... and it's not her Earth.
Harry Potter dies. And then finds out he wasn't supposed to die. And gets sent back. And gets rich. And marries a bunch of women. Who don't fit in at all. Sound familiar? It should.
When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars. "f*ck this is good! and fun! I don't want to read the story this is based on because nothing shall distract me from this!" - papiliokaze
A series of miscellaneous one-shots encompassing all sorts of crossover-related adventures that Luna never had. And possibly one or two non-crossover adventures. The jury's still out on that. Category 2 will drift relative to whatever the latest chapter includes.
When Harry and Hermione decide to stick around and enjoy the sights after a MACUSA consulting gig in Las Vegas, they end up going down paths that neither of them could have possibly expected.
"I feel like I'm missing something here. Who or what is a Crystal Gem?" "I don't know what hole he grew up in, but if he really doesn't know… let's not spoil the surprise for him."
Dawn Summers was expecting a lot of things out of being transferred from Sunnydale High School to the Xavier School for the Gifted. Juicy gossip, a girlfriend, and a green service dog were not among them.
"Potatoes wear jackets. This is a coat, Harry Potter, and a rather fetching one at that if I do say so myself. I thought about wearing it to Bill and Fleur's wedding, but I thought it might be a bit too muggle for that crowd."
The only thing Natasha is worse at than sniping with Patience and Time… is helping her daughters out with their love lives. (A "Dawnie Does the Marvelverse" spinoff and sequel to "Ho Ho No".)
Loki has a cunning, cunning plan for her future. It would appear, though, that Amora is even more cunning. But is Loki willing to pay what Amora's requesting for her services? Lady Loki/Amora
Wishing upon a falling star, 17 year-old Harry ends up in the body of his 10 year-old self, in a world where nothing is quite the same. How will he handle being a 'normal' boy in an unknown world? LP/NM, JP/OC, SB/OC, the rest are still kids
When the Ministry passes a particularly inane law, Hermione decides she too must obey… the letter of it. The spirit of it? Pfft. Based on the moronic 'I can't think of a real reason to ship someone with an evil character' marriage law challenge. Barely.
On a fateful Halloween, Harry Potter's parents fall to Voldemort and Harry becomes the Boy-Who-Lived. The affair attracts unwanted attention and the course of Harry's life is changed for the… stranger?