A series of unrelated one-shots by several authors, each centering around one of the words in Douglas Adams's "dictionary of things there aren't words for yet - but there ought to be". Chapter 8: Gilderoy Lockhart goes to Pulverbatch.
When a space-time disruption flings the TARDIS into Equestria, the Doctor and Romana must figure out the basic principles of Equestrian physics in order to get her running again - but first they need to overcome the well-founded anthropophobia of our favorite ponies.
Because, crazy as it sounds, I really believe that the outcome of "Civil War" would have been both happier and more logical if they'd given Wanda her proper costume. AU.
Crossover, post-7x19. Nobody thinks that humans evolved from arachnids - so why should the devolution disease in "Genesis" have turned Lieutenant Barclay into a spider?
In a world where the breaking of a spell tells you that its caster has died, wouldn't warriors' girlfriends insist on their beaux casting spells on them before going off to war? And wouldn't Ginny Weasley be adorable with a red squirrel's tail? (Candidates need not attempt to answer more than one question at a time.)
Shortly after Lal's death, she returns to Ten-Forward to seek Guinan's help through a thorny dilemma. What is a daughter's duty when she turns out to be more real than her father? (Not to be confused with the other story by this name on my backup account.)
A conversation about pets takes a turn for the surreal when Luna gets involved. ("There are bumblebee-sized, opera-whistling monkeys in Switzerland?" "If you know where to look.")
Or, "Reading the (Great) Books, Part I". Another story in which an assortment of Hogwarts students and faculty are mysteriously summoned to the Room of Requirement to read seven books aloud - but the summoner, in this case, has larger goals than just changing the HP world's history.
Hazel wants to have a Christmas party in the Underworld, but Pluto and Proserpine won't permit anything so monotheistic. Can Charon and the late Geoffrey Chaucer make her Christmas wish come true?
The interactions of the Olympians with later Western civilization have, over the centuries, brought about countless minor dramas not recorded in any epic saga. This is the story of how, in 1993, the life of a random son of Melpomene became inextricably bound up with one of them. (Or it's an excuse to play games with movie titles. You be the judge.)
Sometime between Dumbledore's departure from Hogwarts and the Weasley twins', Hannah Abbott's D.A. loyalty earns her the spiteful denigration of one of her Housemates, and it's up to Anthony Goldstein to console her. Soppiness, social commentary, and Ogden Nash references abound.
A two-drabble glimpse into the true backstory of the Grey Lady. Requested by FPB (in 2004, admittedly, and not from me specifically, but what the hey).
In which a glimpse by Counselor Troi of a junior science officer's mind sets in motion a startling series of events, forcing the crew of the Enterprise to reassess their ideas about the mind, the heart, and Lieutenant Commander Data. [Up for adoption]
Drabble. What a powerful and somewhat unscrupulous wizard, determined to keep Harry from being raised by the Dursleys, would quite certainly do, though the ones you read about always seem to overlook it.
In which the Vision has a Christmas wish granted, and makes some old friends. A little holiday fantasy for all those who, when Tony saw the Avengers destroyed, were most moved by the broken shield.
Describing the formation and first adventure of the Justice League of Hogwarts. (Hey, if you're going to do a Super!Harry story, do it right, that's what I say.)
A companion piece to my HP/Star Trek: The Next Generation crossover. Ever wonder which of the Friz's students would end up in which House? Well, wonder no more.
When Artemis visits a hospital in her capacity as goddess of childbirth, Thalia develops a fondness for a young coma victim. Upon learning that she is about to be euthanized, she petitions Artemis to intervene - but that may not be as easy as it sounds.
In which a regrettably vague prophecy, a paranoid Potions master, and a platter of Mexican empanadas conspire to show yet another Defence against the Dark Arts teacher the door.
In which a misunderstanding arises about the meaning of the word "billiard", 4,000,000,000,000,000 Bludgers attack Hogwarts, the Room of Requirement eats a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and Argus Filch saves the day, not necessarily in that order.
Being a scrupulously researched account of the first meeting of Cornelius Fudge and Margaret Thatcher. Well, scrupulously researched in the sense that I looked up which way Downing Street runs.
Although this story is only 322 words long, it manages to contain a sneaky trap, mah-jongg, bugging, and an elaborate pun. Under these circumstances, my readers will doubtless wish to avoid it.