Stories by apAidan

Call to the Bull Pen by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

I have a number of stories that are in varying states of completion in addition to the one(s) that are currently works in progress. These aren't ideas that are up for free adoption, and I'm slowly working on these as inspiration strikes. I'll be adding others and moving some of these to active published status as they reach a point where they're completable.

It's All in the Name by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

just my take on the seemingly eternal debate about whether or not 'Harry' was Harry's actusl first name. And how it might impact the TriWizard Tournament. This isn't plainchant, so there's Harmony to be had.

Predators in the Night by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Strange and terrible things stalk the wild places of Britain. Of course, for Harry Potter, a couple of them might be a bit closer to home than having to travel to Bodmin Moor. Lunar Harmony implied, though only Harry and Luna managed to wake up early enough for this one.

Prophecy Will Have Its Due by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Prophecy will always have it's way. And usually in a way you least expect. Cross an Epilogue with a prophecy. Throw in a cat in a box and the fact the Weasleys find that grandchildren are 'cheaper by the dozen'.Mix with Harry Potter's need to be helpful, and you get a situation where prophecy is fulfilled. Sort of. A very tongue in cheek look at Prophecy in the Potterverse.

The Phoenix Syndrome by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's two years after the Epilogue and there's an emergency at the DMLE. so Director Hermione Granger-Weasley has to go into the office and find out exactly what's going on. Epilogue compliant Harmony. Rating for violence / torture scene in chapter 6 Chapter 13 edited for a continuity error on 4/8/2013

Just Another Day in Ward 37 by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings
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The Assassin Wore White by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.

Blood Will Tell – But So Will Mothers by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Neville gets a visit from an old housemate who is very distressed about something in the Daily Prophet. Unfortunately for Ginny, for once the Prophet has gotten it right. Inspired by, but not taken from, Seel'vor's classic 'Lily versus Ginny' story, this story references Harmony (HHr) though neither one appears in the story.

The Power of Quidditch by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.

In Search of the Most Sincere - A Tale of Halloween by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's Halloween and Harry Potter has a task more daunting than facing down a troll after two months in school, tracking down Hermione Granger when she's trying not to be found. While not a complete crossover, the story does reference the works of Charles Schultz with all do consideration to both his memory and the world of JK Rowling. And no bashing was intended or accomplished.

Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?

How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr

Having a Moste Potente Valentine's Day by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Head Girl Granger and Head Boy Potter are finding their schedules are impossibly full. Good thing Hermione convinced the Headmistress that the one thing Muggle Studies needs is an intern program, so she can get a Personal Assistant of her own to run interference in case there's a case of Red Tide. Rated T for inuendo
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before

Deus ex Coemeterium - A Tale of Christmas Eve by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry and Hermione have set out for Godric's Hollow, only to discover it's Christmas Eve. What might have happened if they'd discovered a bit more that silent night. A bit OOC since Harry stops and thinks about exactly how much Hermione has given up for him over the years. My apologies for the formatting of the epitaphs, couldn't make that work once it was uploaded.

X Marks the Spot by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione's late for work and a minor problem with the floo network adds to her problems.

The Fading of the Light by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Disaster has struck. Evil has triumphed. And only Luna sees the impending apocalypse. Well, Luna and several thousand of her closest online friends. Set in the same 'Luna gamergirl' world as Luna's Road Trip. Rated T for convention references. The second chapter is set within NCSoft's 'City of Heroes' and involves Luna and several persons from that world, which is now gone.

Gifts That Keep on Giving by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

A witch's 17th birthday is a day of some importance. A milestone. And Hedwig has decided that Hermione Jane Granger needs a slight push in the right direction to get her off the path she's taking. And if there's one thing a flying predator knows, it's shock and awe. Rated T for language.

A Peculiar Logic by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.

Luna's Road Trip – A tale of conventionality by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

MIx one gaming convention, a bit of cosplay, and Luna Lovegood and what do you get? An international incident of course. Which, Harry and Hemrione have to sort out. And just who ordered these zombies?

Hermione Granger On the Ministry's Secret Service by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's the summer of 2000 and mysterious things are happening. Artifacts stolen from a castle in Scotland, Ron's gone house shopping, and the Indians are in first place in the Wild Card race. Oh, and a mysterious cult is trying to kill Hermione. HHr

The Watcher at the Gates by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

While the afterlife is supposed to be beyond the petty concerns of mortal life, sometimes events carry over. Rating for mention of sensitive subjects/concepts.

Be a Mice Elf, Again? by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry hurries home to where Hermione has been waiting all day to find out if she's been accepted to practice law in the muggle courts.

Meet The Godparents by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

We know that Harry is Teddy's godfather. But what about the godmother? Does Harry raising a child with someone change things? And just what does this do to the Holy Grail known as OBHWF? And who knew the Bloody Baron's name? H/Hr

What's In a Name? by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's late at night at Number 12 and Harry's got a problem. Fortunately, his best girl is the solution. And Hermione helps, too.

One Last Save by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Being a keeper is more of a mindset than it is a job, as Oliver Wood showed during his life. His final save came in his last game for England. Written for thecompletebookworm's 'In Memoriam' challenge. The prompt was 'waterfall'

Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end

The Power He Knew Not by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

What happens when you mix the Sorting Hat, a one armed man, the Internet, and Hermione Granger in a really bad mood? A surprise that Tom Riddle never expected. And the answer to the age old question, "What happens if I don't answer that letter?" H/Hr

… and Love by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

A dozen years has passed, and Hermione Granger is finally forced to come face to face with her biggest regret. The only question is, is she too late to finally say what should have been said so many years ago. H/Hr See A/N for Chapter 1 for more info

Taking Care of Their Own by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

There are times when it doesn't pay to leave anything to chance, sometimes witches need to step in and take care of things. Take care of their own. H/Hr Note - oblique reference to plural marriage in story.

The Present by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes a witch has to go out to find the perfect present for herself. And sometimes, the most unlikely of persons just show up and have the best present in their grubby little hands. H/Hr

A Writer Blocked by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Somewhere, out there, there's a fanfiction writer who argues with the characters from time to time. And, as they say in the into to "Law & Order" - these are their stories. See the notes for the various chapters for more details.

The Contract by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.

After All These Years by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's Harry's birthday and Hermione's decided to throw a party for him and all their friends. But to pull it off, she's going to need the help of a mysterious singer that Harry knew years ago. A singer whom everyone thinks is still carrying a torch. H/Hr

Luna's Little Adventure by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Luna's searching for something in the Room of Lost Things, and Harry wants to help. Luna being Luna, Harry's more confused when he's done than he was before. Set the day before the kids go back to school 2017. Implied H/Hr/L

The Witch he Left Behind by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Once upon a time, a young wizard left the witch he loved behind when he set out to face unspeakable evil. Long before the wizarding world knew of 'Mad Eye', there was a lad and a lass and a war against Grendelwald. Implied H/Hr also.

The Cupcake Gambit – A Tale of Pastry and Sin by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Luna decides it's time to clear the air with Lucius Malfoy. And nothing does that like a cupcake. Written for Mopcat's Cupcake Challenge. Same world as 9th Day. Implied H/Hr/L. Absolutely no relationship between Luna and Lucius

Cause and Effect by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's the fall of 1998, after the Final Battle, and the Golden Trio has returned to Hogwarts. And it's just like old times, almost. Luna decides that something needs to be done before they do a rerun on Harry&Hermione's 6th year. HHr. Chapters 4,6,7 edits

Grief, Faith, and the Future by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Following the Battle of Hogwarts, the stress of so many funerals and memorials is starting to wear, and Hermione enlists some assistance in helping Harry cope. As luck would have it, she gets more help than she bargained for. H/Hr

There's A Reason to Fear the Dark by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Antonin Dolohov saw a chance to escape from Azkaban and took it. Unfortunately for him. AU-set in the same world as "The Ninth Day of Christmas" For those whom are upset by plural marriages, there is a momentary reference to such in this story. H/Hr/L

Lunch at Maxine's by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione and her mother Helen are having lunch one Sunday afternoon when Helen asks a most peculiar question. Just how long has Hermione been in love with her best friend?

A Birthday Surprise by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's six years after the Final Battle and the very last person Harry Potter was expecting shows up at the front door. While birthdays are a time for mending fences, they're also a time for balancing accounts. H/Hr

Hermione Granger and the Insidious Plot by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione's recalled from an undercover assignment, everyone in the Ministry has lost their minds, and where the hell is Harry? And why is everyone she knows busy? Full summary inside. H/Hr

Waking Fred Weasley by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's not been quite a month since the Final Battle and the hardest part of the war is still going on, recovery. As the funerals of the Lupins and Fred loom, Seamus decides something must be done. H/Hr Harmony

On the Ninth Day of Christmas by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's the Christmas hols after the Yule Ball, and Harry's wondering if Hermione has forgiven him. He's also taking song cues from a sketchy pair of Gryffindors which gets him in a bit more hot water with his best mate. Up until she actually listens.

First Footing A Tale of Hogmanay by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

The clock strikes twelve, the bells chime out, and there's a knock at the door. Who could possibly be calling at Grimmauld Place at midnight on New Year's Eve, and why won't Kreacher answer the door? H/Hr.

Twas the Day Before Christmas by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

it's Christmas Eve Day, and they're at it again. Ginny's being unreasonable, Ron's being Ron, and Harry & Hermione are at their wits end. Fortunately for them, a little seasonal help is on the way. Of course there's always a Scrooge lurking about.

The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.

Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle

All Hallows Eve by apAidan Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's Halloween. The night is clear, the moon is bright, and a witch waits patiently in the graveyard. Harry Potter's been on the run for six months, and that ends tonight. H/Hr