Stories by houdinishideaway

PercyTonks This is a song fic about Percy's secrect crush on Tonks and has a sad ending.
Cho Chang thinks about Cedric and Harry on a train ride home and has a very spirtiual moment. A song fic. Kind of dark, but worth a look.
(Complete! Finished!) after the end of 4th year, Harry meets the girl of his dreams BUT SHE'S PERCY'S GIRL! Major secrets are told. lovetriangleromancemild angsthumoradventure
Complete!(after OOTP) Percy is the new DADA teacher, and has met the love of his life, a student there that we all know and love. (try to guess who it is- unusual paring NO SLASH) Yet Percy finds out something about her he can't deal with.
LunaHarry Luna can belive in all sorts of things, one of her favorite things is angels. But she can not bring herself to belive that Hary might ever love her. features a song by Joe Nicholas, kinda sad, lots of angst, one shot fic. Very pretty.
Your a mean one, Mr. Snape! It's the Grinch song with new lyrics! C'mon everybody, let's make fun of Snape while he's not looking! Throw a candy cane at 'em! This is childish and pointless, but hey, it's fun! Rated pg13 to be on the safe side, flames welc
Ever wonder what the 12 days of Christmas song would be like it if was about those sucky gifts the Dursleys always give Harry? Probably not, but read it anyway. Kinda corny, maybe you'll like it. rated pg to be on the safe side. posted a little late, but
Cho Chang is haunted by Cedric's death and her breakup with Harry and has cracked. She decided to take things into her own hands. songfic featuring "War on Drugs" by Barenaked Ladies. Very dark, tackling dark issues. Not approitite for younger readers.
“You can shine like silver all you want but your just aluminum”. Hermione is jealous because Ron has a crush on the perfect Fleur Declaur. Hermione knows Fleur is not perfect and is going to do something about it. Book 4 one-shot song fic. The song is
The Order of the Phoenix captures Lord Voldy and find him hiding out in a hole in the ground. Obviously this is a parody of recent news events. Lots of sick twisted Harry Potter humor, written like a newspaper article. very funny, very weird.
Ever since Sirus died, Snape has been troubled. Ever wonder how Snape feels? This tells his POV. NOT SLASH! kinda dark and sad. worth reading.
Ron gets locked inside an evil Porta Potty. Can Harry and Hermione get him out? Or atleast get him an extra roll of Toliet paper? Obviosuly, this is a Harry Potter parody. lots of sick twisted humor and comedy. For those with a really demented twisted mi
book5spoliers Harry reflects on the death of his close friend, and the destiny he must face, and finds comfort in the arms of Luna Lovegood.
Legolas Goes to Taco Bell, kind of weird, out there, funny in a corny sort of way.