Stories by houdinishideaway

Is Anybody Loving You These Days? by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

PercyTonks This is a song fic about Percy's secrect crush on Tonks and has a sad ending.

Holy Water by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

Cho Chang thinks about Cedric and Harry on a train ride home and has a very spirtiual moment. A song fic. Kind of dark, but worth a look.

Harry Potter and the Awakening of the Heir by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

(Complete! Finished!) after the end of 4th year, Harry meets the girl of his dreams BUT SHE'S PERCY'S GIRL! Major secrets are told. lovetriangleromancemild angsthumoradventure

A New Distraction by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

Complete!(after OOTP) Percy is the new DADA teacher, and has met the love of his life, a student there that we all know and love. (try to guess who it is- unusual paring NO SLASH) Yet Percy finds out something about her he can't deal with.

Cant Hold a Halo To You by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

LunaHarry Luna can belive in all sorts of things, one of her favorite things is angels. But she can not bring herself to belive that Hary might ever love her. features a song by Joe Nicholas, kinda sad, lots of angst, one shot fic. Very pretty.

Your A Mean One, Mr Snape! by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

Your a mean one, Mr. Snape! It's the Grinch song with new lyrics! C'mon everybody, let's make fun of Snape while he's not looking! Throw a candy cane at 'em! This is childish and pointless, but hey, it's fun! Rated pg13 to be on the safe side, flames welc
Ever wonder what the 12 days of Christmas song would be like it if was about those sucky gifts the Dursleys always give Harry? Probably not, but read it anyway. Kinda corny, maybe you'll like it. rated pg to be on the safe side. posted a little late, but

Solemn Slumber by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

Cho Chang is haunted by Cedric's death and her breakup with Harry and has cracked. She decided to take things into her own hands. songfic featuring "War on Drugs" by Barenaked Ladies. Very dark, tackling dark issues. Not approitite for younger readers.

Just Aluminum by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

“You can shine like silver all you want but your just aluminum”. Hermione is jealous because Ron has a crush on the perfect Fleur Declaur. Hermione knows Fleur is not perfect and is going to do something about it. Book 4 one-shot song fic. The song is

Exta Exta: Dark Lord Captured, living in a hole by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Order of the Phoenix captures Lord Voldy and find him hiding out in a hole in the ground. Obviously this is a parody of recent news events. Lots of sick twisted Harry Potter humor, written like a newspaper article. very funny, very weird.

Shadow Tears by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ever since Sirus died, Snape has been troubled. Ever wonder how Snape feels? This tells his POV. NOT SLASH! kinda dark and sad. worth reading.

Harry Potter and the Porta Potty of Peril by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ron gets locked inside an evil Porta Potty. Can Harry and Hermione get him out? Or atleast get him an extra roll of Toliet paper? Obviosuly, this is a Harry Potter parody. lots of sick twisted humor and comedy. For those with a really demented twisted mi

“Retributions” by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

book5spoliers Harry reflects on the death of his close friend, and the destiny he must face, and finds comfort in the arms of Luna Lovegood.

Legolas Goes to Taco Bell by houdinishideaway Stale Result (Last seen: )

Legolas Goes to Taco Bell, kind of weird, out there, funny in a corny sort of way.