Stories by Quicquidlibet

The Brave, The Brains, The Badgers, The 'Blivious by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

After the War, there was the generation that had to rebuild the Wizarding World. And how do they do that? They must get past the prejudices that caused the War in the first place. OCs, Immediately after DH, but before the epilogue. T for language.

Theatre, Apparently by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Marauders, Lily Evans, and Severus Snape are transported to another dimension via potions accident where they are all Muggle American high school students who are heavily involved in their after school theatre program. Meeting their other selves sure is weird enough, but seeing them have different personalities? Just freaky. T for language and the humor of a 17 year old girl.

Polite, Nice, Patient by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

...and other things that Sherlock is not. Co-written with the lovely theBrillianceofNight. T for language; pardon my potty-mouth.

Percy's Rant Book by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

DISCONTINUED. Percy Weasley's finally cracked, and you can follow along with his diary- I mean, rant book. Pairings: Percy/Oliver slash. Probably OOC, but that's the point. T for language.

Ryna by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

"Wizarding Internet is currently undergoing maintenance. Please come back later." Parody of Wrong-BWL fics, Mary Sues, and Characters-use-Facebook stories. For the Transfiguration Competition at 4B.

The Scarf by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Ministry has passed a Marriage Law and Luna isn't really surprised at the turn-out. Pairings: Ron/Pansy, Draco/Luna, Harry/Neville, Ginny/Oliver, Hermione/Parvati, Blaise/Theo, Fred/George, Past-Draco/Ginny, Past-Ron/Hermione, implied Past-Percy/Oliver, implied Past-Harry/Ron. Not to be taken seriously. At all. AT ALL. Marriage Law fic, sort of parody.

What Happened? by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

Firewhiskey is not a potion ingredient.

Lupin Can't Lie by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

He only reads books and he cannot lie, even if he's reading a how-to-lie book. Because, really, if you're going to lie, you should at least remember it. T for language.

My Mother Taught Me by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

DISCONTINUED. 25 Life Lessons that Molly Weasley taught the twins.

Manipulative Moony by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

Another title being "Predictable Prongs." 1. Remus Lupin wants alone time with Sirius Black. 2. James Potter sucks at unlocking doors. 3. Sirius Black is NOT Lily Evans. JP/LE, RL/SB

Fear Me by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

You're looking the wrong way.

Summer of Words by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

A series of letters between Fred and Hermione. Format and title may change. Fred/Hermione. Summer before GoF.

Alchemist? Meet Wizard by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

DISCONTINUED. FMA/HP crossover. 5th yr, post-Manga. Ed and Mustang both agreed, their new orders had to be some of the weirdest in history. Or the Fuhrer was pulling a prank on them. Either one. No HP pairings, possible EdWin, possible Royai, definite parental Roy/Ed

Just Another Day by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which Ling wants a sleepover, Winry is blushing, and Al is way too incestuous for his own good. Ten Threats 'verse. Post-manga/Brotherhood, cos FMAB is BAMF spelled backwards. No explicit pairings.
DISCONTINUED. "All my life, I wish I broke mirrors instead of promises, cos all I see is a shattered conscience staring right back at me." AU, vaguely related oneshots.

Born of Fire by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

DISCONTINUED. Because, you see, when you hear fire, you think smoke, flames. We think of falling rocks and salamanders. Semi-collab with theBrillianceofNight. Explanation inside.
or "Why Alphonse Elric is Afraid of Women."
DISCONTINUED. The Doctor finds a young boy with no memory on his TARDIS. This is the tale of the Alchemist.

Reaching From Beyond The Grave by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

Co-written with BluJai. Fred is dead and George recieves a mysterious letter.
"I told you Brother, this world needs a traveling Doctor."
DISCONTINUED. Battles are being waged. The cats must ally themselves with wizards. To do so, four must become human for a short while. One must become a cat - for life. After SotM and AU to OotP. Pairing: Jayfeather/Half Moon. Kinda strange.

Quirky by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

A quirky girl and her friends discover just why they're so unique. Because high school is strange enough as is.

Half Dead by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

DISCONTINUED. Nico cheats death. Hermione has a problem. The problem? Fred.

Know Your Brother by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

DISCONTINUED. The Weasley twins were separated at birth. George was raised by the Grangers. When the two meet on the Hogwarts Express, they know something is strange. It's up to them to investigate.

Haruhi Suzumiya: Reality Warper by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

DISCONTINUED. Kyon has been missing for two months. Haruhi is determined to find him. Does the new homeroom teacher John Smith have any connections to his disappearance? On hiatus.

Songs For Those Of Legend by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

A series of songfics for Rose and the Doctor. Rated T for language.

The Mischief And Mayhem Chronicles by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

A companion fic to Summer Of Words and When Life Screws You Over.

When Life Screws You Over by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

DISCONTINUED. Draco's parents are in Azkaban and wizard child services need to find him a guardian. All of his relatives are either dead or in Azkaban. While searching for more possible guardians, they stumble across adoption papers. Draco's adoption papers. Book 4 AU.

State Your Mind by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

"If we stay perfectly still, maybe she won't notice us." "It's Hermione, not a T-Rex." For the April Twin Exchange.

Giving Detention by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fred Weasley would only take detention from one person: Hermione Granger

Look Beyond What You See by Quicquidlibet Stale Result (Last seen: )

"FOR SHAME TIMON" Lion King references
If there was one thing that Edward Elric hated more than milk, it was this. One Shot. Rated T for Ed's mouth.
DISCONTINUED. AU. When Ed, Al and Winry do something stupid, Granny can't raise them anymore. Sent to live with other family members, they get sucked into a new problem: Magic. NOT a crossover.
A poem.
Mustang's first day in Ishbal.
Winry visits her old home. Songfic.
Trisha Elric meets a strange boy. a oneshot