Stories by GoddessofSnark

House and Wilson Go to College by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which beer pong is played, drugs are consumed and sold , and House and Wilson have a night they'll never forget...if only they could remember it.

Hang On St Christopher by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He didn't know where the medal had came from, but he never bothered to remove it from the handlebars. He wasn't afraid of death, but rather thrived on the exhilaration of never knowing if this was it.

Catholic Guilt by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Why'd you leave seminary?" "I failed my test of faith." "It's not because of not being able to uphold the vows of celibacy, is it? It's about who you'd wind up breaking them with." Chouse.

Comfortably Numb by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's the rap rap tap of a credit card forcing the powder into a neat line. It's the bitter taste of bitter powder hitting the back of his tongue. It's a twisted love story, but this is his true love, and it will never let him down.

An Old Marrried Couple by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Marry me." "You know, you're the strangest golddigger I've ever seen, marrying someone to get someone else's money." When House's grandfather is on his deathbed, he finds a rather large loophole in his inheritance. All he needs is a spouse. HW eventually

Hail Mary by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. He had grown up learning the rosary, but he'd never cared for it. But his fingers worked over the worn beads regardless, sitting vigil, praying for her. Chameron angst-fest.

History Repeats Itself by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Huddy. Wilson's prying into both House's and Cuddy's past stirs up things that neither of them wanted to deal with.

Love Is by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Love is not patient, love is not kind, love is sitting there, watching someone die. Slightly Huddy tinged angst-fest.

Five Times House Babysat, and One Time He Didn't by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

But Mommy, I want to stay with Mr. Greg!" Cuddy rolled her eyes at the comment, of course her child would pick House over her. Of course she would. A bit of Huddy fluff. Heavy on the fluff, moderate on the Huddy.

Control Z by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He wishes life had an undo button. A quicksave feature, like any decent PC game had. The ability to go back and fix mistakes.

Sibling Rivalry by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

You know kid, I'm jealous of you." He was here first, he was the petulant five year old. "You've got a great mom, and you've got the world at your feet." House stops by the NICU after Joy to the World. Sappy fluff.

Eli Eli Lema Svaqthani by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Eli, Eli, lema svaqthani-my god, my god, why have you forsaken me? He had believed in God once, but he didn't turn his back on his faith. God had turned his back on him.

Remnant by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's a manila envelope that doesn't even need to be opened, it's just another remnant of what had been his life. Their life. Drabble.

Ends by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Everything had to come to an end eventually. Drabble.

Middles by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

The middle of the week was always the worst. Slight Huddy drabble.

Beginnings by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Every day is a new beginning. For Gregory House, that beginning began when he first set foot in Ann Arbor. Drabble.

Love and Marriages by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He sits at the bar, same as he has for all of the Wilson weddings, waiting for the first moment he can leave. Slash.

Fake Plastic Trees by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Chris Taub had the perfect life, with the perfect wife, in the perfect house, but it was all just a veneer and he hated it. It was why he cheated, because it was something that was real and not just a plasticine facsimile of life.

Suicide Life by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Greg House was bored. He'd reach the top of his career, he didn't have a family to worry about, and the world would keep on spinning without him. He had nothing left to achieve, so what was the point in going on?

Nash Equilibrium by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Nash Equilibrium is the best decision someone can make, knowing all the options of the other person. It is not the point most beneficial to both parties, but it is the one that causes the least harm. House used it to make all his decisions. Huddy.

Inevitable by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

The first time blue eyes had met grey, they knew it was inevitable. That sometime, they were going to give into this, whatever this was. But they both knew that the fallout would affect the rest of the world, and they didn't want that. Huddy.

The Boy Out of Jersey by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Wilson had lived in New Jersey for his entire life, aside from college. But this time, there's nothing left to keep him in the state. But while you can take the boy out of Jersey, you can't take the Jersey out of the boy. Post Dying Changes Everything.

Parts of the Whole by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's a painful, hated part of the relationship, a painful hated part of my life, but an accepted part of it nonetheless. Because I need him more than I can risk ruining what we have. H/W slash

Mi Sheberach by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

House's cheated death so many times, can't you just give him my second chances, because I need him too much for the world to kill him. Break him again, leave him scarred, but leave him here. Please. NotSlash

Both Sides Now by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was optimistic once, when he was little, when he didn't know that the world was a cold and brutal place. But he really doesn't know life at all, but he's all right with that.

The Motivations of Jacob Marley by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Scrooge and Marley were totally gay for one another." It starts as a joke, but leads both me to question their feelings. It takes a patient to get them to confront them. Depending on your definition of love, depends on if you read this as slash.

Smells Like Home by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Scent is most powerfully tied to memory. Slashy if you squint.

Humpty Dumpty by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He refuses to push you away. And you refuse to leave of your own free will. He refuses to be another Humpty Dumpty, but even if he was fixed, you don't think you could leave him. House/Wilson.

Terminal by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was like a terminal illness, incurable, metastisizing through me, and there's no cure, the only thing you can do is treat the symptoms. But even then, the treatments eventually fail. H/W-sorta.

Always by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Reminiscing and pizza on an important date that Wilson almost forgot. House/Wilson slashiness.

Whispers and Rumors by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

She's not sure if there's anything there, or if it's just them being them. But no one can help but notice, and that's why there's the whispers and rumors. Sorta House/Wilson

This Vicious Cabaret by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Twenty years have passed since the fall of Voldemort. Twenty years have passed since magic was outlawed. Twenty years too many. Now is the time to stop merely acting in this vicious cabaret called life and to take charge and rewrite the script.

Fools of Us All by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Don't fall in love. Wasn't that the first thing they had taught you at the auror's academy? But no, you went and fell in love. And what did he do? He went round and became a traitor, making a fool of you. But then again, only fools fall in love. Slash.

Angel by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Everyone thought the sun shined out of his every orifice. I knew better. I knew he was nothing more than a manipulative old bastard. Songfic to A Perfect Circle's The Noose.

Knowing Nothing Is Better than Knowing It All by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He'd called her an insufferable knowitall. He'd mocked her, tormented her, and refused to accept anything less than perfection from her. She knew now what he was trying to achieve. Not DH compliant.

Dimethyltryptamine by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

DMT. A chemical released at the moment of death. A hallucinogenic drug thought to ease the mind into death. He liked the pretty colors swirling around him, but mostly, he liked the green. It was the color of his eyes. It would protect him It made him happ

Insomniac by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Even the undead sleep eventually. But you're not alive. You're not dead. You're not undead. You simply exist, living in your own personal hell.

The Seven Words: Into Your Hands by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

The last of The Seven Words series. She's always been a little bit crazy. She stands in front of the crowd, smirking as they read off her charges before they give her to the Dementors.

Quadrangle by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape loves Who? And they love What? What loves THAT? That loves Snape? What's the world coming to?

The Seven Words: It Is Finished by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was overhe couldn't live in his world of makebelieve anymore.

The Fatalist by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

The black car sped around the corner, engine straining at it's limits. If he crashed, so be it. He had no control over it. It was easier to pass things over to fate and to absolve himself of guilt.

Noble Causes by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He believed in what he was fighting for, once. But there was no point in fighting anymore. The people he was fighting for weren't fighting a moral, noble war, and the opposite side would never be truly defeated.

The Seven Words: I Thirst by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He had run until every drop of liquid in his body had been drained. He had done his part. He could run.

The Earth Abideth Forever by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was running away from the war, into these woods that he remembered from his boyhood.

The Seven Words: Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He shouted in a loud voice 'Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani' which is 'My God, My God, why have you forsaken me' Even on the battlefield, surrounded by people, he was alone.

The Seven Words: Woman, Here Is Your Son by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He turned to his mother and said 'Woman, here is your son' He wasn't her chubbycheeked cherubim anymore, he was a man.

The Seven Words: Today, You Will Be In Paradise by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Truly I say to you, today you will be with me in paradise. He always knew how to give a good speach, it was a vital part of being a good leader. He needed to rally the troops.

The Seven Words: Father Forgive Them by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Father forgive them, they know not what they do. They were mindless killing machines, if they had known that was all they would become, they would have never signed up for this.

Fools Rush In by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

She hated the house she'd been sorted into, it was what killed her best friend.

Diary of a Mad Man by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which we learn how a certain person thinks of all the events that have happened so far and the mistakes that should be corrected.

Grace Under Pressure by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He wanted to be like father, but he wasn't. He didn't have the same sort of bravery, the same sort of grace.

Chessmaster by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes, you had to sacrifice a bishop to protect a king.

English Voodoo by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Knowledge is sexy, knowledge is pain. Jeff Noon.He lusted after knowledge, and he recieved it, but at what price?

The Opposite of Love by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

The opposite of love is not hate, it is apathy. She'd been in love once. But she'd never really cared enough to be passionate about it.

The Fine Line by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He walked a fine line between good and evil, not caring about either side, only about keeping his balance.

Ants on a Burning Log by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was not a nice man, not a brave man, he was a living man. Death waited for the cowardly, it hastened to take the brave, the gentle and the nice. He killed from the cover of shadow, he didn't have to worry about death.

For I Have Sinned by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. He didn't know why he was in the church, in this wooden coffin called a confessional, but for some reason, he was there.

For Thine is the Kingdom by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

And the descent falls the shadow, for thine is the kingdom. T.S. ElliotThe war is over, and the dark has won.

Martyrdom by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage. After all, it's easy to romanticize someone's double life if they selflessly sacrificed themselves for the cause.

To Reign In Hell by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven. John Milton. Lucius reflects upon his life and the choices he's made

A Christmas Blessing by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He only came out of habit, he supposed. But he never expected to find her there either.

And Icarus Came Crashing Down by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

He hated what he had done, he felt sickened by it. Spolers for HBP

Failure by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

The only person who had thought him worthy, and he had failed him. HBP spoilers

The Worst of All Evils by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hope is the worst of all evils for it prolongs the torture of man Friedrich Nitzche. HBP spoilers.

Beyond the Veil by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione has a dark, speical power, who is the mysterious woman that helps her unlock it, and how does she know Snape? Read on to find out, eventual HGSS.

Never Forget by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

People Never Forget my dear..." seven years after the final battle the wizarding world is forced to either hide or adapt as muggles. How does Hermione react when she runs into someone she once thought she knew? HGSS

Just For A Moment by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just for a moment, I thought things were gonna go just my way Snape reflects on what is perhaps his greatest mistake everpushing away the one he loves.

Desire by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

So what exactly does Severus Snape see when he looks into the Mirror of Erised?

Two Words, Six Syllables by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Angsty one shot, two words, six syllables, something that used to hold pleasure for one now holds something else entirely. Deals with character death.

This Time Imperfect by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

Songfic to the song of the same title by AFI, bit of HGSS drabble set after a dark revel.

Can You Find It In Your Heart To Love Me? by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

There is still love in this cold heart, is it in yours?

Potions NEWTS by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

SSHG, and some HGDM, When Hermione and Draco are forced into potions NEWTS, their animosity leads to romance, although not quite with each other

Shocking! by GoddessofSnark Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Hogwarts gets a new caretaker and DADA teacher in Harry's 6th year, things get really interesting.