Stories by LWJ2

Hogwarts Horserace by LWJ2

McGonagall tells Harry he needs to attend the ball with a date. Harry is not pleased.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Humor - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M., F. Flitwick - 712 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 44 favorites - 30 follows

Le Baron by LWJ2

Dumbledore's arrogance leads him to do something stupid; McGonagall throws him to the wolves. Set at Hogwarts prior to 1991. Very non-canon.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - - Albus D., Minerva M., Lee J., OC - 1,427 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 34 favorites - 28 follows

Hold My Butterbeer by LWJ2

An annoyed Harry deals with the Goblet of Fire and Dumbledore; resulting in a very annoyed Hermione. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Humor - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - 3,420 words - 3 chapters - 62 reviews - 193 favorites - 301 follows

The Tournament by LWJ2

Harry is busy when his name comes out of the Cup. Hilarity ensues. Rated for language, violence.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Humor - - 654 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 40 favorites - 36 follows

The Seventh Year Contract by LWJ2

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his seventh year. During the summer, pairings have occurred. Clueless Dumbledore, impressed with his own magnificence. H/HrG/GW; NL/SB/HA; DM/DG/LL
Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Humor/Drama - - 2,079 words - 1 chapter - 3 reviews - 18 favorites - 21 follows

Plot Bunnies by LWJ2

Stuff that wouldn't leave me alone - most of it is short. Characters will vary, so far the settings are non-canon. Humourous but likely to be a bit twisted. Most of these will be non-canon.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Drama/Humor - - 6,445 words - 7 chapters - 11 reviews - 15 favorites - 18 follows

Harry and the Girls by LWJ2

Harry is hiding; news stories have caused him to be pursued relentlessly by females from 11 to 60. Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Padma and Parvati have decided enough is enough. Rated M because of inferences to sex. Non-canon, EWE. Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - M - Humor/Romance - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L. - 4,696 words - 1 chapter - 28 reviews - 182 favorites - 184 follows

On Afghanistan's Plains by LWJ2

Set immediately after the second task of the Triwizard Tournament. Harry's pretty brassed off, Dr. Granger offers sound advice. One-shot short short story. Non-canon.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Drama/Humor - Harry P., Mr. Granger - 626 words - 1 chapter - 9 reviews - 42 favorites - 20 follows

Mister Weasley by LWJ2

Ron pushes things a step too far. There are serious consequences, during which the covers of Dr. Granger, Fred & George are blown. Arthur reveals a side not generally seen. Mildly AU, non-canon.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Humor/Drama - Ron W., Mr. Granger - 6,283 words - 4 chapters - 19 reviews - 29 favorites - 35 follows