Stories by MuggleBeene

James Sirius Potter is bringing home his maybe fiancee for Christmas. However, things aren't as they seem when it comes to something as simple as a name, especially when your potential fiancee's mum has a hidden history. Then there's her meeting the entire Potter family. A small bit of holiday fun especially for the former members of the Teachers' Lounge. Rated M for language.

Moving back to the UK was supposed to make life easier for Charlie Weasley, but instead of just having the expected struggles of managing a new dragon reserve there's the unexpected surprise of winning a contest he never entered. A contest from a witch's magazine he's never read before is going to change all of his plans. Non-Canon, not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Professor Muggle is once again called upon by the Auror Department, this time to help investigate the publication of the popular, but blatantly incorrect story of Harry Potter called The Potter Adventure Series. A contagion threatens the magical population as well, specifically his friends the Malfoys. Can Hank discover the author and escape the magical disease?

The Next Generation characters were not thrilled with the way things were going that Christmas, so when a Magical Quiz appears everyone decided to take the quiz and follow the advice, meeting up in a year to tell everyone what happened. An Anthology series by the members of the Teachers' Lounge forum based on those internet quizzes everyone takes. Rated M just in case.

Athena Potter, daughter of Harry and Ginny, wants nothing more than her parents to be happy. With Ginny marrying Oliver Wood, her father needs a date. Luckily for her Teddy Lupin is glad to help. Now to find the impossible; a date for her father, Professor Potter. An EWE story, not part of the Professor Muggle series.

A series of short pieces that are collected into one place, different ideas, genres, AU, etc, all possible. Not connected to Professor Muggle series unless noted. Characters listed are for all entries, not just current chapter.

At the reading of Sirius Black's will several shocking revelations leave Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks reeling. How will things change for them? And what about that crazy, drunken contract between James Potter and Sirius? What will this mean for Harry and Tonks? AU after Order of the Phoenix. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

On September 1st, 2017 Albus Potter went to Hogwarts. Lily was upset, not liking the 1st. September 2nd started awfully, but things change in a way she never expected. A day late for the Teachers Lounge September 1st Challenge.

When Draco Malfoy met Harry Potter and Ron Weasley on the Hogwarts train, things happened a little differently. Quidditch can change many things, apparently. Not part of the Professor Muggle Series.

George Weasley has a new drink out for the Christmas Season. With the largest snowfall on record coming down, and parties beginning, what could possibly go wrong? Written for the Teachers' Lounge Christmas story thingy. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series.

James S. Potter has just completed advanced Auror training, and upon returning back to Britain has been handed a case where Blaise Zabini has been murdered by someone using Muggle means that is aware of magic. What seems like a standard case will take him further into the past and will affect his future, professionally and personally. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

It's time for the program at Albus' school, but Harry's a bit nervous. After what James did the previous year, he's hoping that he can put off telling them exactly what happened during the war. At least Ron and Hermione will be there as well, as Rose is in the same class. Which family members did they pick? Part of the Professor Muggle series.

AU Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley have broken up after 2 years, by mutual consent. On a spur-of-the-moment holiday Hermione wishes upon the moon to make things better. The moon fulfils her wish, as she meets someone new, but things change in a way she never imagined possible. Time travel, post-Hogwarts, ignores the epilogue. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Post-Hogwarts AU. A Marriage Law fic for the TLX "Because it's February Writing Challenge." It's the age old question, can Slytherin and Gryffindor get along if the government says they have to, for magic's sake? A slightly crack-fic look at what happens when the Ministry decides it knows best. Government efficiency at it's best. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Charlie Weasley wasn't looking forward to Christmas and seeing his ex-girlfriend. Someone tripping the wards in the mountains on the Romanian Reserve changed not only Christmas but everything for him. Written as part of the 2015 Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Camilla Blue. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series.

Seven years after the fall of Voldemort Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. His love life, and everything else, is an absolute mess. Everyone around him seems to be moving ahead with their lives but he isn't moving. Eventually he finds someone to remind him of things he has forgotten and things he treasures. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

After Ginny Weasley's death Harry Potter leaves Britain for over a decade. When he returns to meet with Ron and Hermione Weasley there's something more going on than just reconnecting with old friends. A small, AU post-Hogwarts story not part of the Professor Muggle series.

James Potter has it all; a famous name, individual fame and wealth as a professional Quidditch player, women, all the things that he always wanted. But can a person really have it all? With an international pop star ex-girlfriend, throngs of adoring fans and his face in all the tabloids, is that all there is to life? Or is there more? Part of the Professor Muggle series.

Professor Muggle and Melody have four children. These are the stories of their weddings, including the preparation and the parties afterwards. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.

Having served in the army during the Worldwide Wizarding War, Scorpius Malfoy decides to write a book detailing all aspects of the conflict. His father-in-law, Professor Muggle, will lend a hand, but there's more to writing a book than just writing.

Nyphadora Lupin didn't die at The Battle of Hogwarts, but that doesn't mean her life is easy. Dating, especially, is not going well. What happens she gets a visit from Father Christmas? Story written for the 2013 Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange. Happy Christmas, Snarky64!

Rose Weasley thinks that Diagon Alley is the most boring place ever, since the 'Old V Guy' is gone. Her Uncle Bill helps shed a little light on the subject in a most Weasley-ish way. Written for Teachers' Lounge Forum Iron Fic Competition with a secret ingredient of "Diagon Alley."

Daphne Greengrass finds herself once again over in Romania. Could it be more than chance that she and Charlie Weasley end up at the pub on Valentine's Day? What happens next? Part of what happened in the Four Months Later portion of the story Misfits. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series. Written for the Teachers' Lounge Valentine's Promptfest.

Harry Potter received Fabian Prewett's watch on his seventeenth birthday. Here's the story of that watch and why it is more than simply a timepiece. Written for the Teachers' Lounge Iron Fic competition.

One rainy day Harry Potter stops into Eeylops Owl Emporium to escape the rain. He leaves with more than he ever expected. AU, just a bit of fluff for the 'birds' over at the Teachers' Lounge.

They don't fit in their respective worlds, for reasons of their own. Together, though, they find that they can make their own little world. Slightly AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Three years after the Battle of Hogwarts magical Britain is in a mess. This is the historical record of how Harry Potter became Lord-Baron Potter Black, amongst other titles. Multiple sources now present how Harry changed wizarding society forever with the help of trusted friends, a house elf and Gringotts. Non-canon compliant. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series.

Harry's dead again, but instead of passing on Death gives him an option; view eight possible futures and pick one to return to the land of the living. People from Harry's past help him with the visions. Which one will he pick? And will he be happy with his choice? AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Dumbledore has died, and Harry is grieving. Before the funeral, though, a mysterious ritual is completed to choose the next Headmaster. The ritual picks the Giant Squid. But as always with Harry, that's just the beginning. Some deaths, a little swearing, and some possible futures. AU Crackfic for the TL Crack!Fic exchange, specifically Rose of the West and HeadlessHuntsman.

Neville Longbottom finds himself in the Amazon Rainforest with Luna Lovegood. Wandless. Stuck in a tree. How did he get there and how will he get down? And are those Crumple Horned Snorckacks flying around? Not part of the Professor Muggle series. Written for HeadlessHuntsman in the Teachers Lounge Valentine's Day Exchange.

The daughter of Harry and Luna Potter decides to use her father's invisibility cloak to see Father Christmas. But Diana Potter finds out that Nargles not only exist but help Father Christmas. Can she bring one home to her Mummy? Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Arpad Hrunta.

Rolf Scamander is in training to be an Invisible, part of a secret group that does things Aurors only wish they could do. After a botched mission he has one more chance to make the squad, but his assignment provides more than a few surprises. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.

When Ginny Potter needs a babysitter for her and some Harpies teammates, who better than her husband? Of course Harry can manage some children, after all he's done, right? Um, about that. Written for the HPFC Fic Exchange. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

AU. Harry has been invested as Lord-Baron Potter-Black and wears the Potter ring, but his ancestors have a little surprise for him. The surprise? The ring has an heir compulsion charm. Not set in the Professor Muggle series.

For eight years Hermione Granger has been missing, until that one day when Harry Potter and Ron Weasley find her. Sometimes its best not to know the answers. Expanded from the initial one-shot, now multiple chapters. Written for the Teachers' Lounge 'I Never' Challenge. Not related to the Professor Muggle series.

In her seventh year at Hogwarts Minerva McGonagall missed out on a chance at romance due to a Quidditch accident. Set right after WW2, this is the story of that missed opportunity, but from another's perspective. Written for Teachers' Lounge Iron Fic contest: Secret Ingredient American OC/Canon romance.

Severus Snape recounts in his diary a missed chance and proving to Lily Evans that he is her one true love. Also there's a poem of his. Written for the Teachers' Lounge Snapoetry thread. Warning: bad poetry. NOT part of the Professor Muggle series.

Harry Potter is determined to modernize the Auror Corps, and one idea is that they need to learn to drive like Muggles. He enlists Hank Boyd to help him teach the class, but Ron Weasley has a bit of a problem. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.

Hugo Weasley needs advice from his father on how to propose. Ron's stories give Hugo an example of what NOT to do, however ,as he recounts how he asked Hermione to marry him. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.

Victoire Lupin has plans to give her husband a surprise birthday supper, but a combination of siblings and cousins doesn't make that easy. One-shot, related to the story 'Loss and Gain' as well as slight connections to the Professor Muggle story series.

George Weasley's mixing Muggle items with magic has some unintended consequences. Instead of finding out what happens in an alternate universe, things don't go as planned, and he brings in Hank Boyd for help. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.

Harry has agreed to Dudley's idea of dinner with Vernon and Petunia. Even Dudley's surprise doesn't change things, or does it? Slight connections to the Professor Muggle story series.

Minerva Boyd Finnegan is not the boring old lady her granddaughter thinks she is, as a few trips down memory lane illustrate. Back and forth through time we see how Minnie became the person she is now. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.

Lily Potter is not thrilled that Teddy Lupin is marrying her cousin Victoire. Will she ever understand why? A story in three parts, slightly set in the Professor Muggle series.

It is Christmas at The Burrow, but Molly knows that time is short for Arthur. One-shot from Molly's viewpoint. Tangentially connected to the Professor Muggle series.

It is James Potter's first day in Professor Muggle's Muggle Studies classroom. Even Ginny threatening him didn't deter James from his goal. A short Professor Muggle series story.

Auror Trainee Harry Potter is on an assignment when he is reminded that yes, he is married to Ginny. Who knew that what happens next would involve the Head Auror and the Captain of the Holyhead Harpies. Slight connection to the Professor Muggle series.

When Professor Muggle cast a real spell during his visit back to America, it didn't go unnoticed. The Unspeakables noticed, and need to have a word. Or more. Set after the first Professor Muggle novel and part of the Professor Muggle story series.

It is Harry's first Christmas at Grimmauld Place. Ginny is back at The Burrow on holiday from Hogwarts, but will he be able to give her the present he's been saving for her after his Auror trainee assignment? Who gets an assignment on Christmas Day?

Artie Boyd has a short shopping trip with his Granddad Potter when The Daily Prophet shows up. Why are they taking pictures of them? Short, fluffy one-shot marginally set in the Professor Muggle story series.

Business was slow at Boot's Investigations until Mrs. Michael Corner walked in and dropped two little bombs: a dangerous book was about and someone was trying to kill her husband. A Terry Boot story, part of the Professor Muggle story series.

George Weasley has a new idea to make Galleons: time tourism. On a trip back to the year 2000 things are not what they expect, especially when Hank has an encounter with someone he knows very well. Part of the Professor Muggle story series.

Professor Muggle's oldest daughter Virginia is out of Hogwarts and studying art in Italy. She's engaged to Hugo Weasley, doing what she's always wanted but something just isn't right. When she decides to change things, where does that leave Hugo?

George Weasley has decided to have a Halloween special: a wizarding version of War of the Worlds. You can imagine how that turns out. Part of the Professor Muggle series.

Professor Muggle is interviewed for a magazine article about the Potter Adventure Series. Of course it doesn't come off like he'd hoped. Set after Professor Muggle and the Lost Witch.

Professor Muggle is retiring from Hogwarts after many years. At his retirement party it is obvious while some things change, some things never do. Part of the Professor Muggle series.

On his honeymoon Professor Muggle visits New Orleans, and things seem fine. After returning to the UK, things change; Muggle Studies professors are missing. Aurors, Draco Malfoy and Hank's friends help out; can Hank teach, stay married and find them?

Fred Weasley is dead, but that's just the start. After making the acquaintance of someone who may be a character from history, there's the issue of an interview and what happens after that. Eternity may stretch on forever, but it won't be boring.

Mione Boyd, daughter of Professor Muggle and goddaughter of Hermione Weasley, may be a twin but she definitely has her own way of thinking. Follow Mione through the years and find out how nobody can tell her what to do. Short story series.

Ginny Potter has an impromptu afternoon with her goddaughter and ends up finding out that the two of them share some similarities. Questions from the old photo albums leads to an interesting conversation about Harry. Part of the Professor Muggle series.

Rose is a seer who works for her Uncle George, but she has a secret side business, Magical Match. Follow Rose as she juggles her job, her family and tries to keep everything under control. Short stories, Part of the Professor Muggle series.

Albus Potter wanted to be different than what was expected of a son who looks exactly like his father. From Hogwarts to now, he never expected it would turn out that way. Short story collection. Part of the Professor Muggle series.

A story of the Whitechapel section of London, 1888. One man is determined to discover why Muggles exist. A mystery one-shot.

After the Battle of Hogwarts one reluctant participant reflects on events. Very short one-shot.

The great-great granddaughter of Professor Muggle has a problem with her History of Magic homework, too many magical relatives to pick from. Hopefully Professor Malfoy will think her paper is acceptable. Set after Absentiatus.

Hannah Longbottom encounters a group of children playing in a park. Their game, however, is a bit of a surprise, in more ways than one. A very short story.

Even after all these years, George Weasley still has a way of managing mischief. Part of the Professor Muggle series of stories.

Scenes from the life of HR Boyd, son of Professor Muggle. It isn't easy being the son of the first Muggle to teach at Hogwarts, in more ways than one. Set after Professor Muggle: Year 2.

Terry Boot has been working with the Muggle Ops division of the Auror Dept, living as a Muggle for the last 3 years. At Cho Chang's wedding he meets someone who presents an intriguing opportunity. Is this what Terry has been waiting for?

After making it through a year at Hogwarts, Professor Muggle starts a new term with a fiancée, a new Headmaster and as Hufflepuff Head of House. Hopefully his friends Neville, Harry, Ron and George can help him, not to mention a former Death Eater.

It's George Weasley's birthday, the first one without Fred. During a walk George and Arthur find a portkey which takes them to another time, requiring the use of the Absentiatus spell to find the missing portkey. Will they return to their time?

Astoria Malfoy's granddaughters arrive for a weekend visit, but for one granddaughter the experience is definitely educational.

Hank Boyd found himself teaching Muggle Studies wondering how he was going to make it through. He's just been dumped, wasn't getting any younger and has no magic. Luckily his friends Neville Longbottom and George Weasley are there to help.