Stories by forcedInduction

If Pacifica had known that all she had to do to get Dipper to make a move was buy him a spooky house, she would have gotten into real estate sooner. (Cover art is by Elentori on Tumblr.)

It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood.

As Luna Lovegood made one last pass by the wall, she did what she'd been doing quite often lately – she asked the Room of Requirement to provide some distraction. (Once upon a time, I wrote Dramione for a friend. As you'll see, I had to get Harry and Luna involved to stave off the nausea. Harry/Luna mocking Draco/Hermione. Taken from my other pen-name.)

Sirius finds his Godson. The kids pitch a tent. Xeno finds a rat. Luna drives. Everything was pretty much fine until Luna drove, if you don't count the prison break. HHr romance in 3rd year. Sequel to Nocturnal.

Harry laments the time they lost pining for one another. Hermione knows how to get some of it back. (A fairly lame abandoned story in which two 16 year olds feel nostalgic for some reason. This idea went nowhere.)

"Do you remember how nice it was, touching, skin on skin?" Hermione whispered, closing her eyes.

Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.

A parody of the Rubberbandits' Horse Outside. Ron hits the sauce at Bill's wedding and proceeds to boast to a muggle girl that he has a flying car. This song is disturbingly easy to parody. I'm worried I'll never top this. Yeah, that good.