Never ignore a madman. John learns this in various ways. So many madmen and women in one crazy messed up world. How to cope with them all? Contains crossovers.
John is jealous. The damn woman left her damn breathy moan on Sherlock's damn phone. He has to do something about it. And he knows exactly what to do. It's all rated T but one chapter is considered M rated.
Hermione is entering a pageant at Draco's consent but only if he allows their daughters to enter as well. Not a finished story and probably won't be. Set in most every character's POV. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Ron/Pansy, Neville/Astoria, Ginny/Blaise and many more couples. rated T and may go up if I'm motivated.