Stories by The Winter Wizard

After the war, Harry and Molly realize that they actually love each other. Severe AU, Post-Saga, Harry/Molly, Bad Language, Mature Scenes

After a long dungeon crawl, the Dragonborn and Lydia return to the Sky Haven Temple only to discover a shocking secret that lies within. What really happens in Sky Haven Temple after dark when the cats are away? SEVERE AU! Parody! Smut! BDSM. Bad Language. Adult/Mature!

After the war is over and won, an unexpected turn of events result in Hermione Granger and Arthur Weasley engaging in a secret love affair. But what happens when Hermione gets pregnant and people find out? How will everyone react? And what will the two love birds do? AU, Smut, Mature, Hermione/Arthur

On the Halloween of Voldermort's first defeat, baby Harry Potter is bestowed the gift of Truth and nothing but the truth. It is his quest, his mission, to purge the Wizarding World of corruption, lies, and darkness by his power to make people tell the truth. But there's a catch! He must be utterly truthful also and many are not comfortable with that.

Hermione can't sleep and receives a surprise visit from Padfoot in Grimmauld Place resulting in something hot, intense, and beautiful. Smut, Bestiality, Hermione/Sirius, Sub/Dom, Mature, No copyright infringement is at all intended!

Hermione gets worried about Buckbeak after Draco brags about getting the Ministry to execute him. She goes to see if Hagrid needs any help. One thing leads to another and they become Bonded as mates, changing the future of Magical Creatures and the Wizarding World forever! Severe AU, Smut, Bestiality, Bad Language, Adult Scenes, Hermione/Buckbeak

Due to terrible circumstances, Hermione gets disowned by her family and shunned by the majority of Magical Britain. However, she finds sanctuary in Hogwarts but only as a member of staff: As a concubine! Severe AU, Graphic Smut, Violence, Character Death, Slight Bashing, Hermione/Multi, BDSM, Bondage

Parvati Patil didn't go with Harry Potter to the Yule Ball. Instead, Astoria Greengrass goes with Harry so the unlikely couple can give the Malfoys a taste of their own medicine. Unbeknown to them, however, this course of events changes the fate of Harry and the Wizarding World forever.

While still a baby, Harry Potter gets sent through a portal to the College of Winterhold in Skyrim. There, the Arch-Mage takes him under his wing & raises him as his own apprentice. When he comes of age, Harry must prove his worth to the Graybeards, the Jarls, the Guilds, & the Blades. Will he survive his never-ending quest? And what of his first home? No Slash!

This is a crack!fic about Voicemail in Skyrim. What would different NPC's voicemail be like if they had phones? Skyrim centric one guild, faction, and NPC at a time!

Hermione gets bored one summer and longs to learn how to become an Animagus. Thus, she seeks out the best Animagus: Sirius Black. Sirius agrees to teach her with a few conditions in mind and they strike up a bargain that will change the fate of the Wizarding World forever! Severe AU, Hermione/Sirius, Harry/Susan, Ron/Lavender, Smut/Lemons, Swearing, Character-bashing, Mature

In a universe where Dragon Riders thrive & elves are slaves, Eragon, a nobleman's son, is forced to buy an elf slave to keep up his family reputation. He buys Arya who intrigues him and, despite the initial dislike and distrust between them, the two get along. But what happens when their shaky friendship defies the bounds of normality turning into something more? AU/Smut/Slavery

Chaos and hilarity ensue when Harry Potter crashes the Council of Elrond. How could the quest for Middle-Earth be helped, or hindered, by this sarcastic, unusual wizard with dark secrets and unique powers of his own? Possible Harry/Arwen or Harry/Eowyn, No Slash, crack-fic, severe AU

While brooding during seventh year after the Battle for Hogwarts, Hermione Granger finds love and romance with Firenze the Centaur. Heavy adult scenes, smut, lemon, partial bestiality, Pairing: Hermione/Firenze, Centaur/Human smut

A year after the war, a magical accidents sends Harry Potter to Skyrim with memory loss and no wand. There, he gets caught in the confusion of an Imperial ambush and sentenced to death with the other captives in Fort Helgen. But destiny has other plans for him & a dragon attack enables him to escape. Free, he makes his way to the Mages Guild in search of answers.

Suffering from nightmares after the Battle of Farthen Dur, Eragon takes a midnight stroll to clear his head and chances upon an unlikely companion in need of comfort: Nasuada. Equally unexpectedly, the two get closer to each other than ever thought possible and form a relationship that might just shatter the course of fate for all of Alagaesia. AU, Eragon/Nasuada, Post "Eragon"

Now a true Ranger, Will Treaty is sent on his first mission to investigate rumors of a sorcerer in the north. In the books the sorcerer was a fraud, but what if it was a real sorcerer, no wizard, and none other than...Harry Potter?

Things get wild, erotic, & crazy in the romance department when Saphira gets in heat. Can Eragon & his friends help her out before the bad guys take advantage of the situation? AU, Slash, Femlash, Straight Sex, Anal, Oral, Crude Language, The story is now COMPLETE!

A Merlin/Morgana romance one-shot with a sprinkle of lemon & nudity coupled with a post-Albion reveal fic, post Season 4. Enough said! Warning: Contains nudity, brief lemon-type scenes, mentions of pregnancy, and the consumption of alcohol in a medieval drinking game. If any of this offends you, stop reading now. Otherwise, enjoy and don't forget to review!

Since the war killed off so many men, poor Harry Potter is swarmed with marriage contracts from desperate witches in Britain and beyond who want to save their family tree from extinction. So what's a helpless bloke to do? Start a harem of course! H/Hr

This is a collection of one-shots about how Merlin gets the various girls and women who appear in different episodes of the TV Series. The episodes won't always be linked to the other so Merlin isn't really a womanizer. They do contain sexual content, adult themes, and the occasional violence, swearing, and drinking ale, mead, etc . Read at your own peril!

While on a misadventure the Spine, nine-year-old Eragon gets bitten by the last, dying Werewolf of Alagaesia. He manages to keep this a secret from everyone at home. But how will this change when Saphira hatches for him and he joins the Varden?

Percy Jackson is a deserter from the Titan War, having seen his family, friends, and soldiers under his command die to slaughter and betrayal. He lives as a hermit in the wild until he's offered a means of redemption by joining an old rival on a dangerous quest to save the kingdom he now loathes. He reluctantly agrees but his search for redemption might just destroy them all!

Morganna feels herself slipping away into hate and evil. She wants to be reassured that this is not the case. Fortunately for her, Gwen has the perfect antidote for self doubt. AU, Femlash, Morgana/Gwen, Lemon, Contains Mature Content and Adult Themes

While the Fellowship of the Ring defend Middle-Earth on various fronts, Arwen and Eowyn fight their own battles, together, as they struggle to retrieve Aragorn's broken sword that was stolen by a mysterious deadly enemy. They must also deal with a prophecy they can't know about and forbidden romantic feelings for each other. Severe AU, Arwen/Eowyn Femlash, Mature Content, Violence

Grima yearned for Eowyn's affections and constantly pursued her, but what if Eowyn's defiance snapped and she caved into his dark desires? This is a severe AU, 'What if' one-shot set in the Two Towers movie. It's a smut/lemon with Grima/Eowyn pairing.

After the Titan War, the Olympians offer Percy Jackson godhood as a reward and Percy accepts. But later that night, Athena has her own special reward for her favourite hero! AU, Pure Smut/Lemon, Percy/Athena, Crude Language, Short One-shot

After Eragon kills Galbatorix & before he leaves to raise new Dragon Riders, a shockingly different Arya reveals a dark secret of Eragon's life: Everything he ever knew was a lie! Severe AU, Character-bashing, not for AxE or Arya fans! Character-death

This is a random piece of crack!fic parody making fun of the memory that Brom showed Eragon where he talks about being Eragon's real father. The thing is, what if Oromis showed Eragon the wrong memory on accident? AU, Slash, Threesome, Spoof, SMUT

Eragon and Arya open the Vault of Souls only to get sent back in time to before Arya gets ambushed by Durza, with their bodies and memories from the future! How do they react? Can they change things for the better? Or will all of Alagaesia go crazy?

After the Titan war, Percabeth didn't happen as Percy hoped and the most unexpected person, um god, is there to comfort him. So unexpected that not even the god himself anticipated it! Not that he and Percy minded the next morning. AU, Slash, Mature

Is it possible for a vampire to fall in love with her slave, a mere food supply and servant? Is it possible for a vampire slave to fall in love with her master who she hates? Hermione Granger certainly wants to know! AU, Dark!Vampire, Bondage, Femlash

An impromtu descision on the behalf of James Potter, a half-blood vampire, sparks a series of events that will forever change the course of history and the outcome of the war with Voldermort. And as the saying goes, history repeats itself... No Slash!

Fawkes wasn't able to heal everything after Harry Potter was biten by the Baslisk - but what with emancipation, magic, mates, swords, lords, and castles - things might not be so bad after all! AU, Grey!Harry, Creature!Harry, No Slash, Mature Content

This is a slight parody on how Harry Potter became 'The Boy Who Lived' first time around, and how he defeated Voldermort when just a baby. Contains some bad language and mild references of violence. Rated T to be safe! No Slash

This is a humorous rant on several cliches and stereotypes of Harry Potter fanfiction. No flames intended or wanted, read at your own risk!

AU/Brisingr, Eragon is forced to leave Roran behind when he rescues Katrina from Hellgrind but a freak storm throws them out of the sky. Seperated from Saphira, Eragon and Katrina are stranded on a tropical island. Then things get real weird...

When Harry Potter has a vision of Voldermort murdering Frank Bryce and speaking of his dark plans for global domination, he decides that's enough is enough. With the help of some unlikely allies, this summer everything will change. It's payback time!

A humorous parody and spoof on all Voldermort/Harry slash stories, in which Harry discovers what his secret power is that Voldermort knows not during his grand finale with the Dark Lord. Let's just say that nothing goes as expected! AU, Slash, Lemon

When Harry Potter dies of abuse & neglect, Fate takes matters into her own hands & sends him to Avalon. There he is trained in magic & battle by Merlin, the Founders, & King Arthur. But when Voldermort rises, Harry must return to England & his destiny!

While looking through the scrolls and things that Oromis left for him, Eragon and Arya discover an ancient ritual that involves two people to preform it. Eragon and Arya preform the power-boosting ritual only to wind up with unepxected consequences!

A parody and spoof on all the chessy, cliche, and typical Book 4 fanfics that are out there. No offence is at all intended by making this fanfic!

As a penalty for cheating too much, Brian Baxter - an Oblivion gamer - is summoned to Tamriel where he has to carry out the Main Quest and save the world if he wants to return home. Will he be a wimp or warrior? The choice is destiny.

Eragon embarks on a dangerous quest to retrieve his sacred apple. AU, OOC, A parody on Eragon's ever-changing vegan views. No offence is at all intended. Pure crack!fic.

Viktor Krum dumps Hermione at the last minute before the Yule Ball to get back at Harry for the Trounament. Will Harry come to her rescue in time? Or will it all end in disaster? Alternate Yule Ball, HarryXHermione, Krum-bashing

After the Wizarding War, Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione pay a visit to Fred and George's Joke Shop where a new invention brings to light an unexpected but delightful result. DH-compliant, no Epilogue. HarryXHermione

The entire Book 4 in only one single chapter! - Tired of people dying for him, Eragon takes matters into his own hands to set things right and save Alagaesia from itself. NO SLASH

Hermione Granger desperately wants to get her hands on some books from the Restricted Section at Hogwarts Library, but there's only one slightly unorthordox way to do it. Can her masterplan work? Will her partner in crime agree to it? AU/HarryXHermione

While hunting in the Spine, Eragon finds a magic Genie instead of Saphira's egg and gets three wishes. Could things get any worse? Probably! - NOT a crossover and no slash! Parody/Crack!Fic

While wandering Hogwarts, Harry Potter stumbles upon the unthinkable nearly making him want to die. Then he bumps into Hermione who might be the only one capable of returning his sanity. Can she? Does she even want to? AU/RonXGinny/Bashing/HarryXHermione

Harry Potter enjoys his fame and uses it to get any girl he wants. But then a certain transfer student comes to Hogwarts and actually rejects him when he asks her out. Why? And what must he do to get her for his own? AU, H/Hr, Triwizard Tournament

Eragon's a Star Trek junkie. Saphira craves McDonalds. Murtag's starting an emo band. Arya's formed a tree-hugging protest group. Angela's a popular tourguide. And Roran's promoting new glass warhammers. Welcome to the Realm of Madness everybody! AU

How would various Lord of the Rings characters react to finding fanfiction - or rather different pairings in the romance genre? R&R to find out! Pairings accepted.

These are the Ten Commandments of Eragon Shadeslayer as dictated by his dragon Saphira. She would have writen more, but, well, never mind. Let's just say that Saphira loves reviews and would be more than happy to get some for this one-shot. *hint,hint*

After the Battle of Feinster, an ancient and powerful race known as the Grey Folk surface and swear their loyalty to Eragon Shadeslayer as his army. But Galbatorix has a secret weapon of his own and it's one that nobody ever expected!

All our favourite characters of the series have finally found out just what the title of the long-awaited Book IV is and they are NOT happy! AU, Crack!Fic, AxE, MxN, Read at your own peril.

AU and SMUT: Sparks fly, passion flares, and a romance that should never have existed blooms between Eragon and Katrina. At first it was just comfort between friends but then it evolved into something more glorious than any of them ever imagined!

Have you ever wondered the real reason why Dumledore keeps a bowl of *Lemon* Drops in his office all the time? You can find out, but it's a dark and dangerous road - one that Harry Potter regrets ever setting foot on! Still wanna know? AU!Parody!Mature

Percy has to prove his worth to Athena if he wants to be with Annabet by carrying out an ancient custom, winding up with an unnexpected result. PercyXAthena/AU/Smut

In an attempt to stop WWIII, Percy Jackson swears an oath on the River Styx to the gods of Olympus. But things don't go quite as planned & he ends up with more than he bargained for giving the title "Percy Jackson & the Olympians" a whole new meaning!

Eragon got more than he bargained for when he scryed Arya and Nasuada late one evening! - EragonXSaphira, AryaXNasuada, EragonXArya, EragonXNasuada, Multiple Pairings, Mature Content

Arya's enmity with her mother was all a facade. Truth be told, they shared a secret pasion - a passion of lovers! WARNING: Strong femlash, slash, incest, and a sex scene. PG 13 stuff. Don't like; don't read. But comment and review if you do!