I blame this entirely on Clell's Big Box of Silliness! Or at least most of it. That rancid meatball last night may have had something to do with it. Meanwhile, it seems Arthur has a problem that he's hoping his Healer can help him with.
Inspired by the unusually large varieties of mis-spellings I've seen in fan-fics of Dolores Umbridge's name. Rita Skeeter's final article on the trial of Dolores Umbridge
Harry Potter finds himself shagging every woman in Great Britain, and it is all thanks to Draco Malfoy. Will Malfoy ever forgive himself? Loads of sex, multiple partners, rape, incest, and through it all, Harry is still a nice guy. ABANDONED DUE TO REENFORCED NON-ADULT POLICIES. Summary of where the story was going is final chapter.
Not content to have Harry with every woman in England, he's now traveling through the Macro-Cosmic All! This story is a one-shot which will eventually be part of a larger story, but not likely for many years.
This is not actually a stand-alone, it was just written out of order to try and break my writer's block. It is a part of my main story, Draco's Gift. Once I reach the proper point in the story it will be deleted from here and added there. Graphic Sex.