Stories by Kittenshift17

Mistletoe and Rabid Tinsel by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*TWO SHOT* Thorfinn Rowle spots a certain curly-haired witch struggling with some tinsel and can't resist intervening. And he's not the only one interested in seeing the two of them snog. Mistletoe and Rabid Tinsel are a dangerous combination, especially with the Yule Ball looming.

Wanted Man by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

All Hermione wants on a Friday night is a cocktail and to unwind with a good book. But when a handsome stranger approaches her in a dive bar promising a pocket full of orgasms and for the gentleman to be gone by sun-up, she lets a certain blond-haired wizard lure her into bed with him. Things take a turn when she spies the Dark Mark stamped on his forearm.

Guilty Pleasure by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

No one said you have to like your soulmate. Alecto Carrow certainly despised Antonin Dolohov, and if his fantasies about murdering her were anything to go by, she'd say the feeling was mutual.

Closer Than Most by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

With the Order desperate for a way to overthrow Voldemort after Ginny is killed & Harry & Ron are left comatose, Dumbledore invokes a new plan. Like the succubus, Morgana, Hermione must harvest the magical essence of the wizards around her. With eight powerful wizards frequenting her bed & sharing her magic, Hermione will find out what it's like to get a little closer than most

Get Me by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*COMPLETE* "How did you get in here?" she asked quietly, her voice husky from sleep as she worked to keep him from hearing the fear festering in her heart. "The doggie-door," he answered sarcastically and Hermione closed her eyes, shaking her head to herself and adjusting her grip on the knife.

Tip of My Tongue by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Draco's wife is caught cheating and pregnant to another man, Draco must fight for custody of his son, Scorpius. Hermione, determined to ensure her son, Aurelian, grows up knowing his brother without Draco finding out, somehow winds up tangled into the middle of Draco's impending divorce. Can she help it if she also keeps finding herself tangled in his embrace, and liking it?

Relligo Spiritus by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

"Oh... my..." Hermione breathed when he flung her back against the wall once more, realising she knew why he'd come; knew how he'd survived when even her healing efforts ought not to have saved him from his well-earned oblivion. "Tethered Souls," he snarled in her face, looming over her threateningly. "You tethered our fucking souls, Granger!"

Undisclosed Desires by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Antonin Dolohov had never loathed anyone so much in all his life. He'd certainly never wanted someone this much. He'd done terrible things, but kidnapping and blackmailing his favourite mudblood into shagging him was low, even for him. Too bad he can think of no other way to share his undisclosed desires.

Jailbird Blues by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Convicted of her crimes in the lead up to and during the war, Hermione Granger is carted off to serve life in Azkaban. Rubbing shoulders with her fellow convicts, Thorfinn Rowle, Antonin Dolohov and Rabastan Lestrange, Hermione does everything she can to hang onto her sanity, her dignity and her magic. Even caged birds sing. No matter how bad things look from behind bars.

The Anniversary by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Every Halloween, Severus Snape mourns Lily Evans and her untimely death, but this year, Hermione Granger has an idea to mend his broken heart... at the expense of her own.

A Promise Unspoken by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Thorfinn Rowle had a mission: Ruin Hermione Granger's life like she'd almost ruined his. To trap a lion cub is easy, but when this little lioness grows up Thorfinn will have to walk a knife-edge between hate and love to avoid her sharp claws. Revenge is a dish best served cold and unspoken promises are deadly.

Give Unto Me by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Ministry is offering rewards for having children. They've got a list of unconventional pairings and they're willing to give certain people the thing they want most. When Ron overreacts to the idea of Hermione being paired with Mafloy and does something stupid, Hermione's life is set on a new path. One that involves having a baby with Draco Malfoy.
*COMPLETE* She told herself she was supervising; that she had to stay because Zuko wasn't trustworthy and might hurt Aang. She told herself she needed to be there with her healing abilities in case things got out of hand and they burned each other. But they were all lies. Katara was there for one reason and one reason only... Zuko had no shirt on, and he looked good enough to eat.

Bend or Break by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

The mission should have been simple. Seduce a Death Eater for capture and interrogation by the Order, who would hold him hostage until such time that his usefulness ran out. Hermione had agreed to help with the seduction part of that mission. She didn't agree to babysitting an angry Death Eater in a remote safe house. And she sure as hell didn't agree to Thorfinn Rowle.

Expiration of Excuses by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* "Very well," Theo said quietly. "But fair warning, Ms. Granger. As of Monday, that excuse is also at its expiration."

A Bed of Sweet Surrender by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* "Is there a reason you're naked in my bed?" he asked, trying for the same evenness of tone she'd offered him.

Seven by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was their seventh year, and seven was the most magical of numbers. Seven, like the number of Horcruxes she knew he would end up making. Seven, like the number of times he'd made her come last night. Seven, like the number of times she'd tried to kill him since her return. Seven, the number of times she'd failed. Seven times he'd lied to her tonight... seven was a powerful number

To Splinter a Soul by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Turning his wand on the witch at his feet, Viktor reached for the darkest parts of his magic, and though it felt as though it would split his very soul, he uttered the spells that would torment the poor witch beyond comprehension, yearning all the while to scoop her up and take her away from all this.

Mated by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* "You forget about this?" he asked, reaching for something on her skin and Hermione whined in agony when he dug a claw into something painful on her right shoulder. "What? What did you...? Did you bite me last night?" she gasped in horror.

Firewhiskey Nights by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Paroled to preserve their magical bloodlines, Thorfinn Rowle and Antonin Dolohov are just trying to get on with their lives. A drunken one night stand between Hermione and Thorfinn, coupled with Dolohov's obsession with the curly haired witch, lead them toward a series of unexpected, but not entirely unfortunate events.

Addicted to You by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

An act of kismet whilst herb gathering sees Hermione interacting with an unknown werewolf. When he bites her while she is in her animagus form, he sets into motion a twisted destiny that binds them together as mates. With Remus and Sirius there to help her through, Hermione's biggest worry is finding out the identity of the werewolf who marked her.

Devil's Angels by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione applies to foster the children of Thorfinn Rowle, Antonin Dolohov, and Fenrir Greyback while the convicted Death Eaters are in prison. The Ministry is more than willing to let her take up the role no one else wants, there's just one catch. She's got to gain 'permission' from their father's to raise the boys. And she will. By whatever means necessary.

Saviour by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Rescued, moments from death, by a mysterious Death Eater, Hermione becomes obsessed with figuring out which of Voldemort's supporters risked his own demise just to save her life.

Sorry, Not Sorry by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A five-year running prank war was not supposed to manifest in a heat-of-the-moment snog in the middle of the dressing sheds in a thunderstorm, but Thorfinn Rowle had never claimed that anything about his weird rivalry with Hermione Granger was logical.

Darkness and Silence by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Caught in the Potions classroom when Snape returns from a dangerous Death Eater meeting, Hermione is terrified until she sees he's wounded and in need of her help. Knowing she should leave before he realises her crush, but unable when he needs her, Hermione patches him up and is only too happy to show him how grateful she is for all he sacrifices.
He shrugged, his body shifting against hers as he did so and Katara gasped, biting her lip when the movement sent sparkles of something hot and forbidden hissing through her blood. He froze against her before slowly, tipping his head to one side curiously. Katara emitted a soft squeak when he moved again, this time with purpose, rolling his hips and grinding his body against hers.
When a blizzard strikes, Katara is torn from Appa's back and separated from her friends. Attempting to find them, she stumbles across Zuko, similarly separated from Iroh and searching for his Uncle or the Avatar – whichever comes first. Pairing up looks like the only option, but what effect will such close contact between two enemies have in the long run? Zutara.

Let it Burn by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Ron finally moves on from Hermione, she is free to pursue the man she's been fascinated by since fourth year. Transferring to Romania to work alongside Charlie Weasley in Dragonsmeade, Hermione is in for a learning curve regarding three things. The true heat of dragon fire, the burning hatred of a lover scorned, and the slow, smouldering incineration of a man's love.

That Damn Purple Vial by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

"This all started because of that damn purple vial that you handed me, Miss Granger!" Severus Snape snarled sinisterly over the small space separating the two of them, but for their thoroughly conjoined hands. Their irreparably joined hands, it seemed. Hermione sighed, dropping into the seat at his desk and forced to sit kitty-corner...

Touch Me Like You Do by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fred had no idea what was wrong with him. He was supposed to be focusing on products for the line of wizard pranks he and George were developing with the money Harry had given them last year. That was he was supposed to be doing, but instead, ever since the summer they'd spent at Headquarters, Fred kept finding himself distracted by Hermione Granger.

Family, Duty, Honour by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Ned comes clean to Catelyn about Jon Snow's true origins, and she must face the choice to expose the truth and rid her family of the scandal of a bastard born boy being raised in her home, or uphold the words of House Tully and put family and duty before honour.

Quiet as a Mouse by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*TWO-SHOT* "You're not as quiet as you think you are, you know?" Charlie said, cutting right to the chase, as he was so wont to do. Hermione typically admired him for it. His blunt honesty and his unwillingness to pussyfoot around a subject was one of the things she found most attractive about him. "In your room," Charlie clarified. "After everyone's asleep. You aren't quiet."

Fall to Pieces by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* "You're not the only one who falls to pieces when we're together, little witch," he murmured into her neck, his nose buried against her skin while his tongue occasionally dipped out to taste the blood she expected he'd drawn with his bite. "Never met a female more capable of shattering me all to pieces with just a whiff of her delicious scent."

Pillow Talk by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* "Severus?" she called softly before he could slip out of the lab and to the flat he called home above it. He stopped, his back to her though she was certain he was listening closely to whatever she might have to say. "I wouldn't be opposed to real pillow talk someday, if you were so inclined," she admitted quietly.

Finding Relief by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* "I have to be getting home," Hermione said when she was dressed as she slipped her feet back into her shoes. "Yeah, before your bloody husband notices," Thorfinn said, smirking. "Like he'd notice?" Antonin complained. "He's probably already in bed and snoring like he usually is when you come home late. Meanwhile, I lie awake and miss you every night you."

Little Moonlight by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* "How long have you been standing there?" she asked quietly, for though only the growl had sounded, Hermione could think of only one beast bold enough to stalk her by moonlight.

Howl For Me by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.

Embracing the Madness by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sent back in time to the Marauders era, Hermione must go to school with people she only knows as being dead, her Hogwarts Professors, and an Azkaban Escapee. Stuck in the 70s living a life where she is falling in love with a Marauder, Hermione will do anything to keep the friends she's made from the fate she knows will befall them without her interference.

Fervidity by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Hermione Granger is caught by Snape she must fake her death and assume a new identity and appearance as the illegitimate daughter of Severus Snape. Going by the name Mina Graziana-Snape, Hermione must navigate this new world where she's rubbing shoulders with Death Eaters, forced to participate in revels, marked as a Death Eater herself and balancing light and dark.

Hold Me Down by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione Granger finds herself pregnant and marked as belonging to Fenrir Greyback following an unfortunate encounter with him in the Forbidden Forest after the Battle of Hogwarts. Faced with the knowledge that keeping the child may tie her to Greyback for life, but struggling with her own conscience, she must decide the fate of the child in her womb and by extension, her own fate.

Limerence Laws by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

War breeds chaos, but no one ever imagined the Ministry would make a move like this. A law that every witch must marry two wizards seems a step too far in Hermione's opinion. Especially when it's her subconscious infatuations that see her paired with two wizards who would sooner kill each other than play nice.

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Heartless by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Merlin, but they needed to stop doing this. They were supposed to be patrolling to corridors to prevent other people from shagging in dark corners, but every night this week when they'd been assigned to patrol together, they'd ended up naked and swearing and sweating on each other despite the frigid winter chill pervading the draughty corridors.

Better Dig Two by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione never expected she'd fall pregnant with a lovechild fathered by a mystery man to get back at Ron for cheating. Her drunken revenge leads to the birth of her son. 5 years later she is confronted by Draco Malfoy with a photo she thinks is of her son. Things get complicated when he tells her it's not.

Used To Be Mine by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

An insatiable crush on Sirius Black, a yearning for Remus Lupin and a Pack Bond they aren't meant to have spells nothing but sinfully delicious trouble for Hermione. When things go awry at the Ministry, Hermione is foisted back in time where suddenly the jaded, bitter, broken men she knew are just funny boys she happens to be in love with. Boys she plans to save.

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Witch Hunting by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

On All Hallow's Eve pagan rite must be observed. Older than muggle hunting, the Witch Hunt is a time honoured tradition with one goal in mind. Binding witches and wizards for eternity. There's just one little problem, if you want to catch your witch, you've got to run her down. And just as the fox runs from the baying hounds, these witches are going to put up a fight for freedom.

The Silver Dragon by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

"This can never happen again," he warned quietly, waving a hand between the two of them indicatively. Hermione nodded emphatically in agreement, not daring to say a word lest she be terribly rude. Or vomit. Either was an option. Hermione wondered why she had a terrible sinking feeling inside to think that it still might.

Winter Storm by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Gendry Baratheon demands a wife who will be of more use than just baring sons, singing songs, and sewing, Lord Robert Baratheon sends a raven to an old friend, requesting that they finally join their houses. Gendry never bargained on Arya Stark, the wild wolf-girl of the North, but she might just turn out to be everything he never knew he wanted.

Home for the Holidays by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

There's nothing like coming home for the holidays. For Hermione, having Charlie home for the holidays this year might just be the perfect time for her to finally make her move on the handsome Dragon Tamer. But, as with any family, drama is lurking just around the corner. Hermione just has to figure out if it'll make or break her chances at becoming the future Mrs Charles Weasley.

Of Ticking Clocks and Beating Hearts by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione is approached with a time-travel safeguard to right the wrongs of the wars. Sent back in time to the first year of the Marauders schooling, Hermione is given a De-Aging potion to begin Hogwarts over again only this time she must get herself sorted into Slytherin to befriend Snape and some other 'at-risk' students. Can she save Snape without falling for him?

Married Life by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE SHOT* Life with Thorfinn Rowle would never be dull.

Werewolves Don't Make Good Pets by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Werewolves don't make good pets. Something Hermione Granger might just have to learn the hard way.

The Art of Perfect Snogging by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE SHOT* Accused of being a rubbish kisser, Charlie Weasley is only too happy to prove to Hermione that he most certainly is studied in the art of perfect snogging.

Entwined by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* "Come over here and make me!" Hermione dared Thorfinn Rowle, refusing to utter a word in answer to his question. She might be his prisoner, but that didn't mean she had to bend to his will.

Mine by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* "And that's how you ruin a life. Congratulations." When Draco Malfoy walks in on Hermione Granger preparing for a bath, his life is ruined forever.

Deck the Halls by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Sometimes all you need is a little bit of holiday cheer. And a good snog.

Fusion by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Maggie Cantino sets out on her journey to become a Pokefusion Professor at sixteen. Running into Seth Wrecker on her first night out might just be the best thing that's ever happened her. Too bad his Team Rocket heritage is nipping at his heels every step of the way. Can she keep Seth from falling in with the family he left behind, or will she be drawn into the mess along with him?

Winter Has Come by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Reunions are funny things and when Gendry, Tormund, the Hound and Jon are reunited with the women they love, it's clear that these fierce warriors have a little more than just surviving the Long Night on their minds. Gendrya. Torienne. SanSan. Jonerys.

Chained to You by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Hermione returns to Hogwarts alongside many of her peers to complete her 8th year, she is not expecting the course of events that will lead her into a game of seduction, lies, deceit and mind-blowing sex. She certainly never expected it to have anything to do with what Draco Malfoy did to her at Malfoy Manor during the war.

All I Remember by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

They might've won the war, but the price of Remus's life is too much to bear. Hermione elects to go back in time, determined to befriend the Marauders, save lives, and win Remus's heart no matter how flighty and hesitant he might be, Hermione triggers a series of events that could alter the future she knows for good, or could unravel the fabric of the very universe.
Caught out after dark in Ba Sing Se, Katara is hunted by a group of thugs before being rescued by the Blue Spirit. Locked out of the Upper Ring for the night, it looks like she has nowhere to go until the Blue Spirit takes her home with him, where he unwittingly reveals his identity, and just maybe, Katara's destiny to never be satisfied outside of Prince Zuko's fiery embrace.

Splinter by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Captured by the Dark Lord's forces, Hermione assumes her their death is imminent. She finds herself wishing that were so when she is instead given over as rewards to one of Voldemort's loyalest Death Eaters; Thorfinn Rowle. Bloodied and bruised she's the bait that will lure Harry to Voldemort and finally settle the battle.

Little Do You Know by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Post-war, eighth-year marriage law fic. In a world where pureblood pomp collides with muggleborn sass not everything is as it seems. As the pairings unfold in the most peculiar matches, the current and former students of Hogwarts have a learning curve ahead of them. Little do they know that those people they called enemies might turn out to be their perfect match.

Begging for Thread by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Arriving at Grimmauld Place in the summer before 7th year, Hermione decides to move out of the room she shared with Ginny and to claim a room for herself. Too bad the one she set her sights on is already occupied by a certain sexy Dragon Tamer.

Where The Wild Things Are by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sent on a mission to Uilebheist Fearann, Hermione has to track down the hybrid in her case-file. When she arrives, things go sideways and she finds getting her there was a ruse so that the last Beast she failed to kill can take another shot at holding her captive. Fenrir Greyback has waited a long time to get his witch right where he wants her; he's not letting her get away again.

Tethered by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

When things go awry in the Department of Mysteries, Hermione incites an ancient ritual to return James and Lily Potter from beyond the grave. The catch? The ritual demands her life unless she tethers her magic to the Order's resident Werewolf. Can they really remain impartial and unaffected when their magic is forever link and when touching him feel so exquisitely good?

Monster Kisses by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Remus Lupin has been wanting to snog Sirius Black for longer than he could remember, but he knows he's a monster and that no one in their right mind would want to snog him. When Sirius succumbs to the pheromones Remus puts out before a full moon, it comes to light that Sirius has feeling for Remus, too. Too bad the Monster in Remus thinks it's all a bad joke.

Seventeen by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* On Severus's seventeenth birthday, Sirius takes a chance on letting the other boy know that, despite his best efforts, he's gone and developed a crush on him. Determined to make Snape's 17th birthday the best one yet, Sirius sets out to save Snape's life and gets a little more than he bargained on, but certainly nothing he's going to complain over. Sirius/Severus!

Winter Heat by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*HIATUS* Arya Stark was determined that she wasn't going to get married to some stupid Lord. But that was before the King came to visit Winterfell. That was before she met the intriguing prince second in line for the throne. That was before she met Gendry. When a bet goes badly for her, Arya finds that maybe stupid bullheaded boys might be worth marrying after all. GENDRYA

Take It Out On Me by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sirius Black and James Potter will do anything for each other, and to each other. Sometimes what you really need in life is someone to take out all your problems on. Someone to beat the hell out of. Someone to cuddle. Someone to shag. Someone to have your back, no matter what. Well, Sirius has got James, and James has Sirius. There will never be any doubt about that. StarBuck slash

Last Christmas by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* There's nothing like getting the family together for Christmas, but this year Hermione is nervous. Nervous to see Charlie Weasley, that is. It's been a year since she last saw him and she's not at all sure she's ready for what might happen when she lays eyes on him again. Especially after what happened last Christmas.

Tender and Mild by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Hermione's got a surprise for Draco this Christmas whilst travelling abroad. Written for the Hermione's Holiday Hideaway collection for Hermione's Haven.

Baby, It's Cold Outside by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Hermione Granger knows she shouldn't stay with him when Antonin Dolohov asks it of her. To stay would be to surrender, and that's a very dangerous thought. But being lonely on Christmas has a way of blurring even the brightest witch's judgement and she might just find happiness in the arms of a man she knows she shouldn't want.

12 Days of Death Eaters by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT COLLECTION* All the trappings, trimmings and twisted trouble all our favourite Death Eaters can find themselves in this Christmas. Featuring Thorfinn Rowle; Antonin Dolohov; Bellatrix, Rodolphus and Rabastan Lestrange; Draco and Lucius Malfoy; Alecto Carrow; Severus Snape; Theodore Nott; and Orias Mulciber.

Lover, Please by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE SHOT* Hermione and Thorfinn have what can only be called a rocky relationship, but it's not like they believe in everlasting love.

Devil in Me by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*HIATUS* Hermione is Fenrir's daughter AU, where she is the same age as Remus. Remus is the 'prodigal son' of the Pack, bitten by Fenrir to punish Lyall Lupin, and to lure Hermione to abandon her humanity and join the Pack. Who will do the luring between a pair with animal magnetism like theirs? Hermione/Remus pairing, with heavy Fenrir interaction

Halves by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE SHOT* When Hermione is sent to collect Fred and George for Sunday lunch, she finds herself caught between the twins in a steamy embrace.

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Trick or Treat by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE SHOT* Hermione was minding her own business and counting her candy until a certain Viking wizard snatched her away and seduced her with the sweetest of treats.

Room for Two by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE SHOT* "I want you, Antonin, even though I'm certain that when Death comes for me, he will bear your face. Even though I've no doubt that I will die with your hands wrapped around my throat and that lilting, accented voice I love so much cursing me to the foulest pits of hell in a language I don't understand. I want you even knowing that you're more broken than I am."

Moonlight by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE SHOT* Coming to call on a werewolf hours before the full moon rises has unexpected consequences for the brightest witch of the age. Hermione never expected that Remus would ever let her get so close, but the allure of moonlight finally proves too much for the lycanthrope to resist. Remione.

A Woman Scorned by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Frank Longbottom knew when she came for him that there would be no deliverance from the evil vixen he'd once made the mistake of loving. Bellatrix would exact her revenge like a cat toying with a mouse before devouring them both whole, and there wasn't a thing he could do about it.

Sunday Mornings by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* When Harry wakes up in bed with Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger and only a few vague memories of how he got there, he might just need to relive some of the night before to really enjoy the morning after.

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Bitten by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione Granger suspected one thing upon her return to Hogwarts in sixth year. Harry was wrong. Draco Malfoy hadn't been branded a Death Eater. No, it was much worse than that. He'd been infected with Lycanthropy. All she had to do was prove it. Prove it, and use it to lure the git over to their side in the war. And she would. Even if she had to give herself to him to do it.

Worth the Wait by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Sirius Black had been trying to sweet talk his way into Minerva's knickers since before he'd had any business fancying girls, let alone fancying a witch like Minerva. Ten years, he'd been wanting to ravish the witch, and this year for her forty-fifth birthday, he might just get his wish.

Bewitch, Ensnare by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*COMPLETE* After the war, Hermione and Severus share a drunken one night stand. Horrified when he realises Hermione was a virgin, Snape gives her a dangerous dark artifact and disappears. An accident at the Ministry throws their lives into chaos. Divine Intervention is a tricky thing and what at first seems a fateful mistake might prove to actually be the correction of one.

Sunkissed Skin by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* The sun was kissing every single freckle on Lily Evans's nose the day she punched him in the face. James Potter may or may not have been starry-eyed and drooling at the sight she made in the late afternoon sun that poured through the common room window. He may or may not also have told her she looked like a crimson-haired angel sent to lure him into carnality.

Ice and Fire by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*COLLECTION* Drabbles and one-shots. Within you will find pairings such as James/Lily, Remus/Sirius, Severus/Lily, Teddy/Victoire, Albus/Scorpius, Hermione/Severus, Hermione/Remus, Ginny/Harry, Rose/Scorpius, Hermione/Fred, and many more.

How To Touch a Girl by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Waking up between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter is a new experience for Hermione Granger. It's been a long time since this pair of wizards have laid a finger on anyone but each other, but that's not going to stop them convincing Hermione to remind them all the ways to touch a girl. DM/HG/HP triad smut.

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Black Tattoo by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*COLLECTION* Some of my older Dramione one-shots. Within you will find some Vampire!Draco, lots of Smut! Some Dark!Draco, some Possessive!Draco, and a good deal of Fluffy one-shots.

Enjoy the Ride by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Draco Malfoy finds Hermione crying in a deserted hallway one time too many about Weaslebee and decides to take matters into his own hands to help her get over the sod. Who knew that they might just be what the other needs to overcome their personal problems and just enjoy the ride?

Stripped Bare by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*COMPLETE* Dragged to Malfoy Manor, Hermione is tortured for information on Harry's whereabouts. When the Cruciatus curse proves useless, Bellatrix settles on a heinous course of action to loosen her tongue. Forced to come together under threat of death, Draco and Hermione are about to learn there is more to their relationship than hatred.

Wrapped In Red by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*COMPLETE* During a school wide Secret Santa, Hermione has the bad luck of picking Draco Malfoy, suspected Death Eater. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand. Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale.

Life a la Scorpius by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*COMPLETE* Scorpius Malfoy did not like shoes. Scorpius Malfoy liked noodles, and playing in the mud when Mummy wasn't looking. He liked chasing toads and pixies in the garden. He liked poking at spider's webs with sticks and watching the feisty spiders scuttling about angrily. Most of all, Scorpius Malfoy liked to surprise Daddy. Kid!Scorpius Two-shot.

Molly's Corner by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A collection of drabbles featuring around craft projects undertaken or overseen by Molly with a number of characters, usually Ron, Harry and Hermione being involved in some way.

Bliss by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

When he pulled her closer until she was pressed against the length of him, Hermione sighed against his lips. His personal scent invaded her sense, a combination of potion ingredients, whiskey and something sharp like peppermint. Her heart began to race and Hermione wondered if the whiskey had tampered with her inhibitions.

Somebody's Heartbreak by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

If Hermione Granger is going to be anyone's heartbreak, she's going to be Fred's. One shot. Fred Weasley/Hermione Granger.

His Darkest Secret by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco Malfoy had a secret. And the Dark Lord knew it.

Lemon Drop by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Minerva McGonagall had leanred a great many things in the time she'd spent working side by side with Albus Dumbledore. One of them was most certainly that he was entirely up to mischief if there were Lemon Drops involved.

Barking Up The Wrong Tree by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dominique Weasley wants one thing. Too bad she's barking up the wrong tree. For the Albus/Scorpius Challenge. One-shot.

Eye of the Beholder by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Millicent Bulstrode had always struggled with her weight. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Written for DraculoraMalfoy's Plus Size Challenge. One-shot.

Like a Daydream by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry never knew Luna Lovegood could be so nice and so clever all at once. Platonic one-shot.

Don't You Dare by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*HIATUS* It was supposed to be just one snog under the mistletoe. They weren't supposed to want to go back for more. They weren't supposed to find themselves in bed together more often than was decent. They definitely weren't supposed to develop feelings for each other. Can they walk the fine line between love and lust whilst fighting on different sides in the war?

The Maiden Wolf & The Bastard Bull by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Arya, Gendry and Hot Pie are afoot, travelling for Winterfell after escaping the Gold Cloaks that killed Yoren. As they make there way, it becomes apparent that maybe there is a little more than travelling companionship between a pretty little Maiden Wolf and a Bastard Bull with bright blue eyes. GENDRYA!

The Girl Who Kissed a Death Eater by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione and Draco find an outlet in each other for their own mental strains during 6th year. One that involves a whole lot of shagging, lies, deception and secrets. But what started out as a way to deal with life's problems soon becomes an issue neither party is ready for. Too bad Hermione never expected things to turn out like this when she went and kissed a Death Eater.

Dark Obsession by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco Malfoy knows there's a darkness inside of him, one he can't always control. Especially when Hermione Granger is involved. DM/HG. One-Shot. Complete.

Cauldron Classes by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione's finished school and been offered an opportunity to study to be Potions Mistress at Hogwarts. Studying directly under the tutelage of Severus Snape, Hermione faces many trials. When Ron breaks up with her over her decision, Hermione seeks solace in a handsome new face at Hogwarts. Connall O'Malley the new DADA teacher. Only, She can't stop thinking about Severus Snape.

Take The Tumble by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*COMPLETE* There was never a hatred so profound as that of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy, but when a challenge is issued the pair embark on a roller-coaster ride of emotions and confusing, passionate meetings. Enemies with Benefits never tasted this good, and Rose is going to learn there is a whole lot more to Scorpius than a lifelong rivalry and a wicked smirk. RW/SM.

Animal at Heart by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione is attacked by a werewolf and wakes up in a place she does not recognise. A place where the name Tom Riddle means nothing and the word Voldemort sounds like a funny, unheard-of curse. A world where she must elect to become a werewolf to survive the bite. A world where she is suddenly the focus of a teenage Remus Lupin's attentions. Werewolf!Hermione. Time-Travel fic.

Little Black Crosses by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Blaise Zabini had baggage. The kind that gave him nightmares. The kind that left him shaking and trembling with fear. The kind that triggered seizures if anyone touched him. Theo might be the only one with a chance at getting through to him. Written for the "After Affects" Challenge. Contains PTSD reference and triggers. Don't read if you've got baggage yourself!

What's In a Name? by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco Malfoy's life really all boiled down to what it really was to be a Malfoy. Written for the "Coined By Shakespeare" Challenge.

Growing Pains by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Beginning in Draco and Hermione's first year, the pair embark on an epic tale of tension, hatred, friendship, love, and growth from the people the world tells them they ought to be, to the people they are destined to become. And it all begins in Herbology class when the students are instructed to each plant a special tree and Draco plants his in the same hole as Hermione's. DM/HG

Deceptive Hearts by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sun, sand, summer fun and - Granger? Draco and Hermione never expected they'd wind up in the same town in Greece for the summer and they certainly didn't count on a plotting Aunt and friends trying to set them up. When someone can't take no for an answer, Draco turns to Hermione for help in the form of having her pretend to be his girlfriend for the summer. Can they take the heat?

Lady Assassin by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Arya has returned to Kings Landing in time to crash Jon and Danearys's wedding. Gendry is Lord Baratheon of Storm's End and he's looking for a wife to rule it alongside him. Arya has other plans and she wants nothing to do with marrying a Lord and acting like a Lady. She's an Assassin after all. When Gendry asks for her hand, Arya is torn between her fascination and her past.

The Potions Master by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

She hated herself just a little for hoping that he approved of the way she looked whilst half-naked, blaming it again on her incessant need for the approval she so craved from him academically. Hermione decided that she ought to have her head examined if she could in some twisted way yearn for him to approve her appearance and her body.

Destiny Beckons by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

"The one who can alter history will be born too late… Just short of a score, Autumn will see her rise… Known as the brightest… she has an important role to play…. Blessed with foresight… hers will be the power to alter a verse… Into the rivers of time she must travel, to start anew what she alone can undo…. Her destiny beckons." Hermione/Snape time-travel fic.

Melting Into You by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco has been given an ultimatum by his parents. Stop fornicating with every pureblood witch of high society and marry before the year is out or be cut off financially. Hermione has caught Ron cheating on her and breaks off their engagement. With the media all over her she needs a plan to simultaneously hurt Ron and prove she's not a heart-broken mess. And Draco has one.

Playing with Fire by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Blaise Zabini had never wanted anything as much as he wanted Ginevra Weasley. He craved her like a the fire craved breath. And so help him, if it was the last thing he did he would have her.

Unrequited Snowstorm by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

SEQUEL TO UNREQUITED SNOWFALL. The trial of Draco Malfoy was the most controversial of the year. Most felt that he ought to be thrown into Azkaban for his crimes, the other half passionately believed it was wrong to lock up an eighteen year old boy for choices he'd been forced to make under duress. Hermione Granger never expected the trial to take a turn like this. DMHG.

The Purple Pyjama Incident by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Rose Weasely and Scorpius Malfoy have a particularly unique friendship. One that involves over-sharing, far too much chocolate and blurry personal boundaries. But even all of that couldn't have prepared them for the Purple Pyjama Incident.

Friends a la Scorpius by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Scorpius Malfoy didn't want to go to school. School meant shoes, backpacks and homework. Daddy said he needed to go to make friends, but Scorpius had friends. Other people as friends would try to boss him like Daddy did. When Daddy makes him go, Scorpius meets two people he isn't sure about. One could become his best e other only wanted to boss him. Sequel to Noodle a la Scorpius!

The Accursed Twenty-Eight by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco Malfoy's life is turned on it's head when he turns 17 and learns that everything he knew about the Sacred Twenty-Eight is all a lie. With all of his friends facing horrifying and debilitating changes, Draco himself learns that the curse of the Malfoy's has a cruel karmic joke to play on him. And it comes in the form of a certain bushy-haired know-it-all.

Tidal Wave by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Pansy Parkinson never exepcted to learn that she was like a Tidal Wave, crashing against the shore and shattering with each mistake she would make in her life. She never expected that she would be driven to such actions by her two best friends. She certainly never expected the identity of her shore to be Ronald Weasley.

In The Dark by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Three strikes of the clock in the stifling darkness indicated it was three in the morning. The witching hour. All Hallow's Eve was drawing close, and the closer it came the hungrier those within the darkness grew. Head Girl Hermione is planning a festival with Draco... What horror might unfold in the dark?

Chocolate by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Remus dug some more chocolate out of his pocket and offered it to Sirius. He narrowed his eyes when Padfoot opened his mouth expectantly rather than taking the chocolate Remus was trying to hand to him. "Pads," Remus implored, frustrated and kind of turned on now. "Are you going to give me the chocolate or not?" Sirius asked him wickedly.

The Love You Never Knew by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

As she looped each stitch onto the needles, Molly thought to herself that from now on, that polite, adorable little boy would not be without family. Would not be without love. Even if all they could give him was a woollen jumper to keep him warm in the winter, he would not be without gifts this Christmas. The poor boy didn't have a mother to love him and take care of him anymore.

What You've Given Me by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Five years after the war Draco Malfoy is stopped in his tracks when he catches sight of a small boy who could be a double of himself as a child. His heart stops when the boy and his twin sister run up to a girl he hasn't seen since the war & would've preferred never to see again & call her Mummy. His past is back to haunt him and it's name is Hermione Granger & her children.

The Happily Ever After Bookshop by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione's comfortable life running her bookshop and being in love with her muggle boyfriend is thrown into chaos when Draco Malfoy comes wandering into her shop and back into her life. When some ill-fated advice from Draco lands Hermione on her Death-bed things look bleak. Can a certain blonde bring her happiness back?

Somebody's Heartbreak by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

If Hermione Granger is going to be anyone's heartbreak, she's going to be Fred's. Fluffy Fremione Songfic

A Wolfy Pair by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley get caught up in a game in the forest behind Uncle Harry's house, and they forget to go home as the dark of the night sets in. Beneath the glow of the moon, the adults and a monster are hunting the children. Will Harry and the others be too late to save them?

Winter's Embrace by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lavender Brown's existence is wrapped up in the sound of a sweet melody and the smooth movements of playing the violin. When she played, she lost herself in Winter's embrace and surrendered her anger and fury and heartbreak to the feel of the bow-strokes and the sound of the melody in her ears.

Trying My Patience by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy have a rivalry, one that expresses itself on the quidditch pitch. Never has anyone tried Rose's patience the way Scorpius does. How far can he push her before things get heated?

A Terrible Mistake by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

When the Dark Lord graced me with the Dark Mark burned into my left forearm, I was thrilled and honoured to be considered one who belonged in his service. I was a Death Eater, one of the Dark Lord's most intimate circle of loyal followers. I was bestowed the honour of being in his presence and conversing with him. Now I'm beginning to think it was all a terrible mistake.

Losing You by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes you never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory. And memories are all I've got left.

Lying to You by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

I saw you get my flowers this morning. And I know you know they're from me. No one else knows you like I do. That's why when he asked you who they were from, you smiled and pretended you didn't know. You're lying to him now. You're lying to him for me. One-Shot.

Broken Wings by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lucius Malfoy wasn't always a cruel wizard bent on blood mania with mixed up priorities. There was a time when Lucius Abraxas Malfoy was just a little boy, willing to risk the wrath of his father to prove that showing kindness is not a weakness.

Agony by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

"Nice of you to visit right around breakfast time" he murmured to her very softly, and Hermione felt goosepimples prickle across her skin at his sinister tone and at the fact that his voice this time had come from somewhere much closer to her in the dark Hermione squinted, trying to see through the stifling blackness, and simply couldn't. AditiDraco95's Vampire Challenge.

Unrequited Snowfall by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Draco Malfoy has a secret. An Infatuation. An Obsession. '"I have to admit Granger, I was less than pleased with some of the things you drew in this book of yours" he said, pulling his hand away before he could do something crazy like sliding it into her hair and tugging her close so he could snog those pouting lips of hers.' Sequel: UNREQUITED SNOWSTORM.

Hunger by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

It had been far too long since he took a woman, far too long since he had let himself take this form. The beast inside him ruled his soul and it howled at the thought of burying his teeth in her throat. The wolf wanted to taste her soft flesh, but the man wanted to taste something else. Written for Lilyfire's Halloween Challenge! One-Shot.

Misappropriated by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

As he poured himself another, Remus found himself wishing things had been different and wondering again how it had all come to this. How could it be that James and Lily Potter were murdered? How could it be that Peter Pettigrew too had been blasted out of existence? How could Sirius Black the best friend of all three of the deceased, and of Remus himself betray them all?

Just a Minute Longer by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

"What was that for?" he asked when she finally pulled away several minutes later, his voice husky. "You kiss even better in real life" Hermione murmured, her forehead resting against his intimately. "You were dreaming about snogging me?" he asked sounding smug now, his arms still tight around her waist, holding her captive and not letting her go. Dramione Post-Hogwarts One-Shot

Mistletoe Masquerade by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*COMPLETE* Hermione Granger receives a strange and beautiful gift anonymously, and is swept off her feet at the Ministry's staff Masquerade Christmas Ball. Caught beneath the mistletoe, Hermione finds herself snogging an incredibly intoxicating young man, only to be shocked when she learns with whom she had been locking lips.

Tumultuous Encounter by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

After waiting for what feels like forever for Harry to make a move on her, Ginny takes matter into her own hands with a little surprise visit to his shower cubicle one night after Quidditch training. One Shot, Smutty Hinny story.

Heat by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione meets up with Remus late one night in the library and together they explore the wonder that is each other amid the throws of out-of-control primal passion as this pair of werewolves take to each other with a vengeance... Smutty Remione One-Shot.

Make Me a Liar by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE-SHOT* Arya felt a thrill race through her as goose pimples exploded across her skin and sent tingles all the way through her body. Slowly she took another step towards him, lifting her hand and letting it hover in the air a hairsbreadth from his chest. She looked up into his bright blue eyes, which pierced her with heat. Gendrya.

Bloodied Dagger by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Kissing Draco Malfoy feels strange and amazing at the same time. He's particularly good at it, just like everything else but I can't help feeling the thrill of doing something wrong. Because everything about this whole thing is wrong. It's bad enough that I let him fuck me the other night to keep him from carving his name into my skin, only to have him bloody well do it anyway.

The Return of the Wolf by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

*ONE SHOT* Nine years after they are separated, Arya returns to Hollow Hill with a new lesson to learn from the Many-Faced God. A lesson that involves the boy she left behind so long ago. Ser Gendry Waters.

The Man Under the Desk by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione smiled as she felt the tender line of kisses he trailed down her inner thigh while he pushed her chair out so he could climb out from under her desk. His grey eyes were dark with lust and laughing at her for the fun he'd had tormenting her in front of her boyfriend, and Hermione smirked right back at him, running her hands through his silky, white blonde hair.

Hiding My Heart by Kittenshift17 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A steamy kiss in fourth year opens the gates on Hermione and Draco's inability to keep from kissing and touching one another. Eventually this leads to a secret relationship between Draco and Hermione that must defy all the odds stacked against them Can they survive? Set in 5th year this fic follows the HP timeline until the end of HBP. Previously titled Soft Mysteries.