Stories by Tocka e

In which Shikamaru is kissed stupid, and a roommate is thrown off a building. (Fem!Naruto. Part 6 of "Nobody ever dies in Uzushio", a series of one shots in the same universe.)
In which Akamaru's a wolf, and Inuzukas have dogs, god damnit. crack.
Naru thinks Asuma's hot. It's kind of weird but Shikamaru can deal. (Fem!Naruto. Part 5 of "Nobody ever dies in Uzushio")
It's not Roy who walks into Risembool after they play God. AU.
Jon looks like his father. That's... not good. R L J
Peter Pettigrew wants to be brave. That's all. (origin-story, cw for non-graphic child abuse)
Shikamaru thinks it's important to point out that Asuma is his teacher and it really could have been a lot worse.
Harry doesn't forgive. She most certainly doesn't forget. (MoD fem!HP)
In one universe, when Naruto fails the genin exam, it is not Mizuki he meets. (Uzumaki family feels)
In which Harry definitely doesn't steal Minerva and hide in the middle of the ocean because of reasons. That would be silly.
Poe Dameron gets lost and then there is a bar.
Kiba is a weird bean and that's okay. Part 4 of "Nobody ever dies in Uzushio"
Shikamaru might possibly be a little bit of a coward. Good thing Temari will punch him straight. Part 3 of "Nobody ever dies in Uzushio"
In which Sasuke gets called out. Kinda. Part 2 of "Nobody ever dies in Uzushio"
Shikamaru falls rather head over heals in love with a girl who won't shut up. It's all good, tho. Part 1 of "Nobody ever dies in Uzushio"
Two men. One title.
Amazingly enough, when the night is over only one child is left unaccounted for. Too bad it's the one with a demon in its stomach.
"So, this is where you've wandered off to."
For Shikamaru, there is a silence to be found in company. gen. character introspection.
Eren doesn't smile. It takes awhile for them to notice.
Reiner was a human. Had ten fingers, had ten toes, a dick and two balls between his legs. Sometimes he was a Titan, though. Sometimes, not always.
Hey, Levi, did you have a best friend when you grew up? I had Armin, and then I killed Mikasa when I was nine. No. That's wrong. I saved Mikasa. But I killed her kidnappers, but that's good, right? I did good. Did I do good, Levi? My dad never told me. Major Character Death. Slash. Eren/Levi.
Smiling Johnson was an old man, with aching bones and a heart that had not long left to beat. Edward Newgate was his Captain - Father even in Death - and some scars don't cauterize. gen - post marineford.
In which Harry Potter never dies, and it is quite uncomfortable to play fire fighter naked.
Ace is a fire playing ghost with a lot of free time.
There are Facts, that when push comes to shove, means very different things.
Naruto fails the exam - bunshins are stupid, that's why - and after that things kinda go like so not in canon. Which, the point.
Duncan is, above all else, a Grey Warden. For better and for worse.
Above all, Minato was a very selfish man.
Harry was being courted. With dildos, which, all right. slash. harry/colin. crack.
He knows, objectively, that she can defend herself more than fine, but his mother always say that his heart rules him more than his mind, and he agrees, his body usually moving without him even thinking about it. fem!Harry

gender bender
It's not always a joke when both of them turn their heads as someone calls one of their names, they respond to them both in equal manners, Fred and George and George and Fred. It's certainly never funny.
He counts them, one by one in his head, tracks them with the tips of his fingers and remembers. slash. tattoos.
Harry is not careful and will have to deal with not kicking people. Carson find him adorable. Don't tell. Slash. non-magic au.
The first time Hadrian met Edward Cullen, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. vampires. au. slash. sillyness. tom riddle is still a bastard. Harry is not a saint.
Marcus' father wants grandchildren. Marcus, deals with that. Sillyness. pre-slash. allussions to m-preg if you squint. marcus/harry.
Ron really should have known better. Because yeah, he loved being a Weasley, but some things, well, he could certainly live without them. slash. harry/charlie. Ron's point of view.
Luna was not like everyone else, but Harry didn't exactly give a damn. It wasn't what was important.
In the dark hallways of Hogwarts, unknown doors are easy to enrapture the curious. Alphard definitely is. Curious, that is.
She hadn't been happy in a long time, she was inclined to try. Fem!Harry. Imprinting.

gender bender
Joker knew this ship was going to change his life, he just never realised with how much.
Edward knows automail, and while he might one day have two arms and two legs made fully of flesh, he'll never forget what it was like to only have two instead of four.
During the meeting in Tetsu no Kuni, things don't go as expected. More players and different conditions changes the battlefield in which the kages must fight for the continuation of their people radically, and what used to be true, is now no more than a rumor. alt!universe-naruto, dimension!travel, changes to canon due to the dimension!travel of alt!uni-naruto.
He had waited a long time, but in the end, he found that the wait had been worthwhile. Slash, Harry/Undisclosed
It was a peculiar way to meet, but then, most things normal didn't associate with them in the first place.
It was pure chance, that they met the way they did.
Their eyes met in the Top Box, and history took another turn. slash. allusion to m-preg.
Dennis has ideas regarding what Harry will wear. Harry doesn't quite agree. slash
Harry met James when he was four - or, to be more accurate, James met Harry when he was seven. slash
Harry is having wet dreams, but he's fifteen and a boy so who cares, it's expected. But then came Pettigrew and ohmyfreakinggodnooooooo!
There is more to Shino than sunglasses and bugs. Shino!centric.
You find him on a field, there is no happily every after.
He's good at it, and it really is as simple as that.
Small windows open for people wanting to observe the interactions between one Uzumaki Naruto and one Namikaze Minato. Contains slash-pairing, but some gens as well.
With a Harry who has begun to discover magic on his own, a castle who decides she will do everything in her power to keep him happy and safe, and several males who want to be more than just his friend, things are bound to get interesting. Smart!Harry
Harry and his cat, Sirius, accidentally travel to the past where they meet the founders and catch the interest of a certain red-head. Harry/Godric. Slash. Time-travel.
The Sorting Hat knows plenty, and not all of it is well. Come read his songs and poetry, and maybe he will tell. Of embarrassing things, we wish to hide. Yes all of that, which wounds our pride. This is me having fun making rhymes for Frank the Hat.
Naruto wants to kill himself. Kakashi has regrets. Iruka swears and has overprotective tendencies. Hayate feels guilt for falling into a coma before warning about the invasion. They're going to be family. An Aberrant one true, but a family none the less.
Raidou/femNaru. Raidou considers himself to be a rather plain man, with nothing special to take note of. Apparently a certain blonde disagrees and he soon finds himself swept along for a ride he did not expect, but most definitely welcome.