Stories by Dragon Mistress

An AU look at life at Hogwarts during the Marauders’ seventh year. Glitter and glam rock abounds, and our dear Marauders learn to cope with makeup, cross-dressing, and sex - a different kind of education than Hogwarts usually offers!
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Finished! A reversal of events in the Department of Mysteries leads to death, kidnapping, and fights between friends. The fate of the wizarding world lies on one man and a magic ring. Same story, new summary. WARNINGS: OOTP SPOILERS, SBRL, HGRW, HPGW
Remus has been imprisoned in a mental hospital for the past decade by Sirius’ mother. Finally, Sirius gets the chance to free his lover from that hell, only to find Remus isn’t the same as he used to be.
Complete! The infamous Captain Black and his band of miscreants sail the seven seas in search of treasure, excitement, and romance. When the daring Hermione Granger joins the crew, will she have what it takes to be a pirate?
A witch who longs for eternal beauty sets her sights on the most beautiful young man in the village. Unfortunately, this young man has a lover who would kill to protect him. AU, SiriusRemus SLASH
Sirius and Remus are horrified when the Lupins insist on holding an ‘engagement party’ for them. Why? Because the Lupins want to meet the Blacks. SBRL SLASH!
COMPLETE! When Sirius fell through the Veil, he didn't die, but was sent into another dimension similar to his own. What happens to him? And will he ever get back to reality?
The sequel to ‘Black’. Sirius and Remus thought their bloody past was finally buried. But now, two decades later, it looks like someone knows their secret.... and this someone is looking for revenge. NOTE: Has become an R!
Final story in the ‘Mating’ trilogy. Sequel to ‘French Kiss’. In which Remus and Sirius go for a ride on Sirius’ broomstick, Remus confronts his fear of flying, and he and Sirius decide to take the final plunge together. Rated R just in case.
Second story in the ‘Mating’ trilogy. Sequel to ‘Alcohol and Moonlight’. In which Sirius and Remus discuss Remus’ family in France, and Remus demonstrates a French kiss to Sirius.
James loves Lily. Lily loves James. Sirius loves Lily. Lily hates Sirius. Remus loves Sirius. Sirius hates Remus. A Marauders-based rip-off of Shakespeare’s ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’. NOT written in play format. JPLE, SBRL, AWMW
SiriusRemus SLASH. First installment of the 'Mating' trilogy. In which Sirius and Remus get tipsy, we learn about the mating habits of werewolves, and the pups shamelessly steal lines from 'Pirates of the Caribbean'.
Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-
A stupid fic I wrote in honour of my favourite Senshi’s birthday! April 17! Happy birthday, Rei-chan! Fight those cupcakes!
Moody makes the creepiest, strangest enemy ever. My shortest story yet!
Sirius' quest for a snack! Thrill as he drives the rest of the Order to the brink of insanity!
Completed! Welcome to the Wonderland, where nothing is as it should be and Hermione finds herself adored, loved, and lusted after by all of the Wonderland’s inhabitants.
Sirius has it all - a wife, a sexy boyfriend, and a kingdom to inherit. But his brother Regulus is determined to take it all for himself.... Yes, there's slash.
Sirius returns from the dead and goes to visit Remus, and Harry. So why's that a bad thing? SLASH, minor OOTP spoilers
Andromeda remembers her cousin Sirius, and his first lover. Warnings: SBRL SLASH, AU, OOTP Spoilers
James, Sirius, Remus, and Lily go clubbing. And very strange things happen! Extreme Disco Warning
Warnings: AU and SBRL SLASH Remus Lupin's whole life changed one summer when he met a charming, dark-haired stranger.....
*WARNING: ORDER OF THE PHOENIX SPOILERS!* Who detests Dolores Umbridge? I do, I do! Who loves Sirius? I do, I do! Who loves knives? Sirius does, Sirius does!
COMPLETED & WRITTEN PRE-OOTP Seven years at school with the Marauders! What will happen? Nutty pranks and twisted love triangles! Warning: Eventual SBRL SLASH
Sirius and Remus want to bring a little bundle of joy into the world?! WHAT?! **WARNING! SB/RL SLASH, girl problems as well!**
My take on "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves". If you're expecting anything that even *resembles* sanity, you won't find it here! *Featuring the return of Snape's Bubbling Cauldron Of DOOM!*
Odd, it deleted my old summary. Let's try again. Companion story to 'Trials and Tribulations of Living With Sirius Black'. I'm told it's funny. WARNING: SB/RL SLASH!
Something weird happens to the Marauders during the Christmas holidays. What is it? And are the Slytherins to blame? Please read, I'm told it's hilarious.
Draco finds out Snape's biggest secret. What is it? And what will it do to his enemies? And what will happen to Draco?
Sirius & Remus go to save Harry from the Dursleys. There's only one problem - Siri and Remmie are drunk.
Why is living with Sirius so *HARD*? Because he's a bit of an idiot!
What has Sirius done to be locked out of the bedroom by Remus?