Stories by l0stinl0ve

All Mine by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione, the HBIC at her law firm, likes to be in control. So when she attends a Halloween party and has a night of anonymous passionate sex where she is definitely not in control, she can't understand why, for the week afterwards, she fantasizes about it. But she's determined to figure out who her mystery partner was.
Hermione wanted to get away from the wizarding world for various reasons, so she heads to Culver University, her mum's alma mater, makes a new best friend as a roommate, who convinces her an internship would be a great way to spend a semester. All of that leads up to just more adventures that Hermione had been trying to avoid all along.

Strangers Waiting by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Losers finally have a good, solid lead on Max. Their intel indicates that he's traveling from Europe to New York on a heavily guarded private flight. Luckily, the Losers know how to deal with guards. Too bad the lead was actually a false trail from Max, and instead of the man who ruined their lives, the Losers have just kidnapped Darcy Lewis.

Connected by Thread by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

All Darcy's life, and since Bruce was 16, they both found themselves following a gut feeling, putting them in the same place, in each other vicinity, up until the Hulk decides to check to make sure she's safe from the Chitauri. After that, their relationship only develops from there.

On Top of Spaghetti by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Darcy gets turned into a child mentally but is still physically the same. As a 'child' she is completely unaware of her adult body's effect on others and innocently she keeps flaunting herself unconsciously. Several of the Avengers have to battle with their attraction for her - lusting after her but feeling guilty as she is an innocent child. When she's back to normal they then hav
Sort of sequel to Ruining My Game. Iron Man 3 Spoilers. "But giving your address on national television to a known terrorist?" Darcy shrieks. "I was provoked!" "No." "Let's talk about the bun in your oven. And how I'm only hearing about it now." "Um," Darcy mumbles. "Here, talk to Clint. I have to use the restroom."

That Awful Mess by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

The murder of Ronald Billius Weasley - War Hero, One-Third of the Golden Trio, his brother-in-law, one of his best friends - was at the heart of the cacophony surrounding Harry.

Misunderstanding by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was "Wand". EWE - Established Relationship. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Complete!

The Best DADA Teacher Knows Dark Arts by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

After finding out that Lord Voldemort is back, Hermione Granger decides to do what she does best. Research. She tries to learn as much as she can about the enemy, and in doing so, puts herself in an interesting position.

Oh, Whoa, Whoa, Jamie's Cryin' by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

"You have to laugh at yourself once in a while, because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't" (The Indigo Girls) Part 4 of the All the Trees Change in Fall
The Avengers learn something new about Director Fury.
Growing up, Darcy's movie nights with Tony were always memorable.

Loving Every Second Minute Hour Bigger Better by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Darcy was having a considerable amount of fun. And boy did she need it. Being a lab assistant to one of the lead astrophysicists in the field when she barely managed to pass high school chemistry was both tedious and boring. She needed all the fun she could get.

Chain Lightning by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Slytherin Prince and the Gryffindor Princess didn't know that their actions would start a chain of curses that would change Hogwarts forever.

Ruining My Game by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Tony isn't really trying to get in the way of his daughter's relationship. It just keeps happening.

When I Grow Up by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Darcy knows some pretty awesome women, she sometimes need to be reminded she's pretty awesome herself.

Promise by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione can't help being the last hoorah for two Death Eaters before she's given as a reward to their friend. Nominated for Best Dark Story at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards Spring-Summer Round 2013.

The Peacock's Tale by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Something dastardly has been going on with the Malfoy peacocks. When the Aurors aren't able to find any leads, Harry brings on Hermione and her assistant to figure things out.

Firewhiskey Fic: Mrs Black's Tears by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

cell [mobiles] phones are the latest rage - My February 2013 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings and other mistakes must be left there, making it all the more funny!

Not So Secret Santa by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sirius and Severus are assigned to be each other's secret santa. Neither are happy about it.

Oops by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was "Red". EWE - 8th Year. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Complete!

Sweaty Palms by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione is having a slight hormonal problem that may be related to a gene she didn't know she had.

Hermione Granger and the Greasy Git by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

AU. Slytherin!Hermione. Follows Hermione Granger from the moment she learns she's a witch until first year.

Semele by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lord Voldemort always gets what he wants... Voldemort Wins AU. Very dark! Warnings are inside.

Confessions by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Eggnog is consumed. Chaos ensues. No one from the light side died in the war. Lots of random couples and a whole lot of random silliness.

Not Your Average Poker Night by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

This week's boy's night is a little different...

Little Lion Man by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Follow Draco from after The Final Battle to having kids and everything in between. Contains mention of drugs, sex, and fluff! All beta'd. Only Chapter 4 is rated M, the rest are T. 20 Drabbles based on 20 Prompts from a challenge from the forum. Title comes from the song playing right now at this very moment. Range from T-M. All part of the same universe.

Wizards & Witches by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Due to Dobby's Law, Ronald Weasley has to go around the proper channels to procure a House-elf, setting off all sorts of problems. Written for round 3 of dramione-remix. Original couple was Sky Masterson/Seargeant Sarah Brown from Guys & Dolls.

The Quest by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco loses track of his wish list, and while looking for it, he finds so much more.

An Heir by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lord Voldemort has ordered that Mudbloods would be used to birth the next generation of Death Eaters. Hermione waits for her turn at bringing the next Malfoy heir. Draco/Hermione. Lucius/Hermione. Very dark! You've been warned.

Alone by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lucius has recently been released from Azkaban. He spending his Christmas alone. Mentions Lucius/Narcissa and Draco/Hermione.

Cure for a Headache by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione has just woken up from a night of - she's not even sure - with a huge headache. Written for mini-fest on LJ.

The Bint and Her Brats by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ever since Scorpius became friends with Rose, Hermione had become a staple part of his life. Draco wanted to make it permanent, he just didn't have the bollocks to do it. Until now.

Don't Trust the Twins by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

For Draco and Hermione's first Christmas as a married couple, he embraces the tradition of decorating the tree themselves, just as the twins suggested. Warnings: Implicit Sex Scenes, Light Bondage. Written for mini-fest on LJ.

Surprise by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was "Yule". EWE, Post-Hogwarts. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Complete!

Abyssus Abyssum Invocat by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

While studying, Hermione accidentally activates a spell that pairs her with a few Slytherins. Hermione/Severus Snape. Hermione/Rodolphus Lestrange. Hermione/Lucius Malfoy. Hermione/Draco Malfoy. Warnings: Explicit Sex, Student/Teacher, Anal, D/S, Daddy!kink, Femdom

Told You So by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Blaise Zabini tells Hermione getting Draco Malfoy in her bed is impossible, she is determined to prove otherwise.

Can You Feel The Love Tonight by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's not quite on purpose, but somehow at least once a month the girls of Hogwarts end up meeting to compare notes on the boys in their houses. Lots of interhouse couples. EWE AU.

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Presents… by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fred and George have a new partner with WWW. This partner's creative streak has enhanced F&G's product line immensely. He refuses to be named or to take any credit, however. Hermione is fascinated with the new products and won't rest until she finds out who the mastermind behind them is.

Sherwood Florist by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco is turning 23 soon, and all of a sudden his mother has him running these weird errands for random dates. One of the errands is to get a bouquet for the girl. So he goes to the best flower shop in Diagon Alley, which just so happens to be owned by Hermione Granger.

Greed by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was "Polyjuice". EWE? Pre-established Relationship. Married w/ Scorpius as their child. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Complete!

Ferret vs Otter by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was "Patronus". EWE - 8th Year. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Complete!

The Waiting Game by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was "Owl Post". EWE, Post-Hogwarts. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Complete!

To Be An Oddball by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Uric was always strange, most people just didn't really understand how strange... This is just some backstory to how he managed to become famous enough to warrant being on a Chocolate Frog.

Bad Luck by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco wasn't having the best of nights, and it was only going to get worst. Very Dark, don't read if you're easily offended. Gift for friend who asked for Sirius/Draco and prompted me with padfoot!knotting

A Final Red Balloon by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Right after the final battle, Luna remembers and mourns and celebrates life in the way only Luna can.

The Unhappy Roommate by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione's roommate is unhappy with being ignored because of her newest fling, the pointy pale man.

Punishment by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

This was written for the lovely gamma x orionis, who writes many more words than me in a half hour. she asked for this pairing, and gave me the prompt bondage. I'm also submitting this for the Arithmancy category for the School Subjects Competition, as this fairly could have actually happened. There is smut, you were forewarned (slash is mentioned).

One Way Or Another by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Written for HP-Darkfest on LJ. Ron would do anything to ensure that he and Hermione end up together, it's only what everyone expects, right? But in the process of ensuring their love for one another, something goes horribly wrong. Warnings: Implicit Sex, Explicit Sex, Dubious Consent, Character Death. Happy Ending for Dramione.

Pure by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Written for Humpathon 2012 on LJ. Rabastan likes to pretend that Lily being a virgin makes her pure.

Hen Night In by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Narcissa hosts Hermione's Hen Night and shenanigans abound.

The Badger, the Maid, and the Nightstand by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco and Hermione are Auror partners, and what they thought was a simple search and retrieval, has blown up to epic proportions. Now they have to deal with faulty portkeys, a weird Portugese man, and a matchmaking Lucius. Will they be able to save the world and not fall in love? I think not.

Take My Hand by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione has to make a choice between what is safe and what is unknown. My reasons for why Hermione would pick Draco over Ron.

Down Memory Lane by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

For their Anniversary, Draco has a surprise in store for Hermione.

Cat's in the Cradle by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lucius is in a therapy session discussing where he went wrong as a father.

You Wouldn't Fall For That by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

All Draco wanted to do was apologize, well, ok, maybe he wanted a little more, but still, he couldn't even get past the apology. Small Lime towards the end.

An Apple A Day by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

A Bill/Fleur story from the perspective of Victoire and her hatred of Apples.

The Dunderhead Duo by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hogwarts life of best friends Scorpius and Albus from the perspective of the very much alive Professor Snape. AU since Snape is very much alive and some non-canon pairings..

It's A Wonderful Life by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco thinks that Hermione and the rest of the world would be better off he was never born. His guardian angel takes him through the past to prove how wrong he really is. Three Shot.

Crying by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it's not just crying about something terrible that has happened...a crying that can only be diluted by someone holding you as your shoulders shake and your tears run down your face. EWE.

Plan: Cheer Hermione by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

First story, Please ignore. Not beta'd. Hermione is a teacher at Little Phoenix, and because of a new program being added for Hogwarts Students, she is stuck spending the summer teaching a student who can ruin her relationship with Draco. How does the gang try to fix this? Fluffy-ish. Complete! My first fanfiction that I've ever written.

10 Relationship Words That Don't Translate by l0stinl0ve Stale Result (Last seen: )

One-Shot. There are several words in other languages that don't translate into English. Here is a story that follows the relationship of Hermione and Draco as they show and live the meanings of these words.