Stories by Hippothestrowl

Could Harry have enjoyed a normal childhood, free from the spotlight even when in plain sight? But at what price? Fun-loving Susan. Evil Dumbledore & Snape. Grey, vengeful Hermione. Practically perfect Mercy Fuller. Back in time fix it fic. Best Hogwarts House revealed. Sacrifice. Slaughter. Mystery figure. Clocks and talking socks. And, of course, love. Aaah!
While still young, Harry's heart is set on a Muggle career: video game development! He learns his craft as well as logic and common sense, but when he reaches age 11, can he use his skills to walk away from Dumbledore's obsessive control and live the life HE wants? And can he use a little magic to help and eventually escape the magical world?
After accidentally drinking a mind-clarifying potion, Harry renounces magic when told he is in the Triwizard Tournament. He walks away from the magical community to begin a new life as a Squib in the Muggle world. However, he sees no harm in taking advantage of what magic he can!
After so much suffering and loss of life of his friends, Harry Potter, Unspeakable, finds a way to send his memories back to his younger self to prepare him better to avoid Dumbledore's control. But how can young Harry prevent his friends from becoming targets of Death Eaters even after Voldemort is dead? Will it be possible for him and them to have a happy life at Hogwarts?
Against the advice of her woodland coven, an innocent, free-spirited witch travels to Hogwarts the same year as Harry Potter. Better watch out!
Enraged after Sirius's death and the injury of all his friends, Harry is sent back in time to fix things - but with only Muggle power! VERY Grey, ANGRY take-charge Harry. Some Dumbles and Weasley bashing. Fast-paced drama, humour, parody, angst, romance, violence, horror, and uumm... that's all really. 24000-word 4-chapter fast-paced novella.
The continuous barrage of criticism and cruelty by the Dursleys utterly destroys baby Harry's will, initiative, and self-belief, turning him into a mental slave and completely suppressing his magic. Only Dumbledore's wise counsel and loving care can save him. So no chance then. Unless a smart friend can find a way into his heart and broken mind...
No need to physically walk away to stop playing the game. Harry Potter learns to never stop asking for help even before he goes to Hogwarts so he's certainly not going to sit back and take all that injustice when he does! Take it to them, Harry! NOT a sequel but a sidequel to my earlier Walkaway. Featuring the return of Mercy Fuller.
After bitter losses but more than a century of magical study and growth, the smartest witch is reborn to defang the wicked, save Harry, friends, and perhaps the world. Childhood plus Hogwarts years with villains but no Voldemort, so 8 all-new books. Action! Adventure! Angst! Puzzles! Problems! Payback! Fantasy! Friendship! Fluff! Harry/Hermione. Plus Neville. Ron. Ginny. Luna.
Greatly disappointed by the Battle of Hogwarts death toll, Magic itself compels Harry Potter to relive his school years over and over until he gets it right - PERFECTLY right! Parody. Humour. Friendship. Romance. Drama. Mystery. Tragedy. Fun!
Severe abuse causes an enormous burst of accidental magic from which Harry learns to control the Dursleys. With their home as a casual base, he takes to the streets, thieving & improving his magic. Dumbledore-bashing. Dark retribution shocker. Grey nonreactive, noncompliant, anti-hero Harry. Friends. Fluff. Pairing. M-rated. Broken boy v powerful sanctimonious manipulative tyrant!
What if Harry just walks away from Hogwarts and the magical contract that binds him to the Tri-Wizard Tournament? A single tiny change to canon and we have a short, coming of age drama that eventually turns into a short love story. Harmony was meant to be. Brief Dumbledore & Hogwarts students bash and humiliation.
Year 5. Harry finally breaks down under the extreme emotional pressure he's been subjected to most of his life. It ends here. Can anything good come from the loss? Retribution. Payback. Bashing. And perhaps something else...
Lily Luna Potter envies her father's exciting life and wishes for an adventure of her own. On the night before she starts Hogwarts she gets one! Time twist story that will bend your mind!
Tom Riddle, age 16, made an astonishing discovery that promised eternal youth and unlimited magical power but needs an intelligent Ravenclaw to raise it to the ultimate level. How might he force Luna to help him enslave the world? And what else will he demand of the young girl? Outrageous twisted mystery in which Luna must surrender her all to save Neville. (Harry's year 6 but AU.)
Harry's first school years seem drawn into a virtual game. Free of the burden of real consequences, he replays life how it should have been - fun! But what if it's real? Lighthearted humour with a twist.
A prank so great, everyone knew only the Weasley Twins could be the perpetrators, and without losing a single house point! But how did they perform the impossible? The entire school is buzzing with the ongoing mystery till one day it turns into something even greater. Something wonderful. The one prank to rule them all. The supreme prank of pranks that topped even Fred and George!
The summer after Cedric died. Harry meets surprise visitors who end his isolation, provide an alternate response to the Prophecy, and change his life forever.
Canon fourth year (GoF) until an event in Divinations changes Harry's life forever. Harry/Luna seriously fluffy romance – with a little drama and danger of course!
Explores the close, loving friendship between Hermione and Harry mainly from Hermione's viewpoint. Is it enough to form a devoted life-partnership even if they're not romantically in love? Might their love be just as true? And if so, what could bring them together? The story is fluffy, sometimes sensual, but never smutty or crude, and, of course, has the touch of magic.
Friendless, bullied, seen as worthless by the Dursleys, Harry's natural rebellious and adventurous nature was repressed. Life was only bearable if he kept out of the way so he grew up unwilling to step out of line. He lives by his wits but has high ideals and courage below the surface. Harry is simply reluctant to draw attention to himself — it's less painful that way! H/G. Ron/Hm.
At their lowest ebb, would Harry and Hermione continue their Horcrux quest alone if they had another choice: the use of a Time-turner? When the magical kingdom becomes more unbearable than Privet Drive ever was, might Harry find release between worlds? Begins in Deathly Hallows after Ron has abandoned Harry and Hermione.
Absurd parody completing everything in one act. Brief one-shot starring Dumbledore, McGonagall, Hermione, Matron. No pairings.
Harry & Ginny's love was understated in Hallows. They knew they should separate but love can break the noblest of ideals. This tells you what secretly happened between the two.
Furious super Harry turns time to his advantage. This... is... a... lie! It is NOT a lie! Don't make me angry, Umbridge. You won't like me if I'm angry. Harry. Dobby. Umbridge. Ron. Hermione. Bit of Fred and George
Voldemort is dead but does his dark will linger? School year after Battle of Hogwarts. Sequel to Dark Sacrifice - not essential reading. Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione Neville/Hannah Luna/?. bonus Angst/Romance.
Has Luna made true friends at last or will she be frozen out again? If only Neville... ... Set in Hogwarts, January, 1996. OoP.
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Would a desk job help Arthur Weasley take better care of his daughter? Judge for yourselves in this flashback.
Why is Cho Chang working for muggles? And can she get the day off when the DA calls? Spin-off from Half-Baked Prints.
Voldemort is dead but Harry missed his last year at Hogwarts so has no magical qualifications. No NEWTS is bad news. He needs a respectable job if he is to court Miss Weasley. Perhaps he might do better back in the muggles' world.
Voldemort's increasing power threatens all. His plans get darker. He's ready to sacrifice anything to be supreme. Set within original fiction, relationships etc. Year 5 3/4 fits nicely between school years 5 and 6