Stories by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX

Despite not having been around any of the Marauders for very long, there are times when it becomes obvious that Harry Potter is one annoying little bugger, and he soon makes it his life goal to get adults to question their, and perhaps his, sanity. Crackfic! Series of mostly unrelated oneshots.

After the Halloween attack of '81, Rose was declared the Girl-Who-Lived, and Violet was all but forgotten. The twins were separated, one receiving a better upbringing than the other. But Dumbledore made a very big mistake. Rose was not the GWL, Violet was. And now she's learning the truth... Dark!Harry, Twin!Harry, WrongBWL!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry. Warnings inside!

Harry enacts a flawless (in his humble opinion) plan to get rid of Voldemort for good, and all it involves is exploiting the Dark Lord's biggest secret. And maybe also a bit of poison. Oneshot! Crack treated seriously!

Harry uses Parseltongue to tell everyone what he REALLY feels about them. Rated for swears and Harry's mature comments about various males. GoF onward. Slightly AU! Preslash?

He knew there was something wrong as soon as their eyes met. Potter held his gaze and, clearly very deliberately, took a pinch of crushed moonstone and added it to her cauldron. Moonstone wasn't necessary for today's potion, but it would ruin it in a dramatic but harmless way that was sure to draw everyone's attention including his own. And it did. Fem!Harry, Soulmate!AU.

A very bored Harry Potter starts writing to the Dark Lord over the summer after his fifth year at Hogwarts. An equally bored Voldemort decides to write back. And thus, a summer of secrets is born, and the enemy named boredom is fended off. Slash fic!

Despite what occurred at the Ministry the previous month, Harry has to spend his summer with the Dursleys, as usual. A new neighbour however throws everything off balance, leaving Harry more confused than ever. What exactly is Tom Riddle doing not only moving into a Muggle neighbourhood, but next door to Harry? Slash fic! Rewrtten.

A dinner party gone wrong. A group of Light and Dark members gather for a celebratory dinner, which is cut short when one of them turns up dead. How did this happen? Who did this? Are they dining with a murderer? Well...yes, but would the Dark really be so eager to break the peace treaty? Would anyone? Pre-slash! A personal favourite.

Harry eavesdrops on a weird Order meeting and tells Voldemort, who he's been secretly communicating with, everything he's hearing. But no one knows what he's really doing. ...Right? Slash!fic, oneshot.

Auror Potter finds himself back in Privet Drive to investigate a murder. Three murders, in fact. The Dursleys have been killed not by a Muggle, but a wizard, and Harry has to find out who and why. Unfortunately, a rather large wrench is thrown into his investigation very early on. But maybe it isn't a wholly bad wrench. EWE! Slash fic!

It was funny, Harry thought, in a very unfunny way, how he still knew so little about the Wizarding world despite having been part of it for the past few years. Creatures? Mates? What did all that mean? Harry didn't know what exactly was about to happen, but there was no way it could be good. Creature fic! Slash fic!

Instead of waiting until the end of the Tournament to act, Voldemort has his kidnapping plans bumped up to the first Hogsmeade visit. Surprisingly, it ends up changing absolutely everything. But is it for the better? Or not? Slash fic! AU!Fourth year onward! Warnings inside!

The Golden Trio isn't as Light as they seem. Secretly, they plot against Dumbledore as they convince others to join them. In the middle of all this, Harry Potter begins correspondence with the leader of the Dark himself. Except the thing is, Tom Riddle, or Lord Voldemort, if you prefer, doesn't know who exactly he is writing to. How will he react to the truth? Slash fic! Dark Trio!

Harry gives a birthday present. Voldemort is happy. Lucius is shocked. Death Eaters faint. Oneshot! Slash fic!

When Voldemort finally learns where Harry lives, he's eager to kill his enemy. But when he gets there, he finds that he can't do it. The Dark Lord quickly learns that the teen is far too valuable to kill, because Harry Potter belongs to him. In more ways than one. Minor bashing!AD, RW, GW, HG. Title and summary subject to future change. Slash fic!

When Hedwig arrives at the Dark Lord's manor with a letter from her young master, Voldemort doesn't quite know what to do. The owl seems to be pleading for help, and Voldemort makes the sudden decision to get Harry and bring him to the manor. But when he reaches Privet Drive, he finds that things with his enemy aren't what they seem to be. Slash fic! Dark!HP Warnings inside.

For years, Marvolo, working hard to create change, forgot about the existence of soulmates, until one day, decades later, a purple flower appears on his hand. Fem!Harry. Professor!Voldemort AU! Warnings inside!

Harry begins his sixth year by learning he has been lied to by those he always thought he could trust. Pretending as if he doesn't know about the betrayal, he plots. Harry soon begins receiving letters from a secret admirer, and it doesn't take him long to fall for the stranger. But who exactly is this person, and how will Harry react when he learns their identity? Slash fic!

'Her guardian angel has been Marvolo all along. She's his horcrux. Her guardian is the piece of his soul that's been living inside her, and now that they're married, maybe the soul piece recognizes that Marvolo's around her. Maybe that's why he's disappeared. But even without him it's the same. He feels the same.' Fem!Harry. Marriage contract, technically. Rated for peace of mind.

A peace treaty between the Light and Dark results in the marriage of the Dark Lord and the Girl-Who-Lived. Fem!Harry. AU!Fifth year onward.

She feels his hands in the darkness. They're big, and roughened with callouses, and a little cool, but she likes the way they feel on her skin. FemHarry!fic. PWP.

Neville isn't happy that Harry has to put himself in danger again, and ends up confessing something he's been keeping a secret for a long while. Slash fic!

The Saviour and the Dark Lord get locked in a closet and, unable to use magic, are trapped inside. With nothing better to do, they start talking, and come to a few interesting revelations. FemHarry!Fic

Pulled abruptly into a secluded and shadowed alcove, caged against a workbench in a classroom, pinned and sandwiched in bed, and oh, a dream too? Harry didn't mind the positions or predicaments one bit. In fact, they were most welcome. Slash fic! PWP!

He knew the kindness was a ploy at first, but it still felt nice. So even though he knew it was all insincere, Harry played along because the positive attention made him feel good. And then things changed. In the end, the betrayal made him stronger. It lead to happiness. For all of them. Slash fic!

Harry is to come to Hogwarts early and spend a month alone with only two professors-both of whom he despises. They both learn that they know nothing about him, and Harry begins to question the grandfatherly man he had always admired. Summary subject to change. Grey!HP Minor bashing!AD. Slash fic!

He shouldn't have been so curious. He should have just shrugged it off and gone back to sleep. He shouldn't have opened that door. Slash fic! Rated for peace of mind.

When Harry learns love is what is supposed to defeat the Dark Lord, he puts two and two together, and quickly comes up with a solution that fixes everything! Slash fic! Basically just crack.

A discussion in a Muggle playground leads to revelations, which ends up changing the war in most every way, for the better in some minds, and for the worse in others. 'Have you ever considered simply leaving' 'Leaving' Sorry for no question marks in summary! AU summer after fifth year! Slash fic!

The Ministry passes an extremely selective law that will result in Harry either getting married, or becoming the Ministry's ward. Dumbledore decides who Harry should marry, regardless of his own opinion. Harry plots against both the Ministry and Dumbledore. AU!Fourth year onward. Slash fic!

Harry has been behaving strangely lately. The Order is suspicious, and decides to follow him one night when he sneaks out. They're soon going to wish they hadn't. Slash fic!

Oneshots based off various imagines and or confessions submitted to various sites. Different genres, ratings, characters, and yes, smut included in some. Included characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Haldir, Lindir, Thranduil, Boromir. Note: People with delicate sensibilities who get offended at the use of a few swear words, be warned.

Draco Malfoy is scarred for life. Slash fic! Rated for peace of mind.

With plan A for the defeat of the Dark Lord down the tube, Harry wants to know if Dumbledore had a plan B in place. AU! Rated for a couple of swears.

Voldemort arrives at Number Four, and discovers Harry in the midst of a destructive act. He doesn't understand why it matters, but be chooses to help. Slash fic!

Albus Dumbledore decides it's a good idea to have Harry Potter and Severus Snape marry one another in an attempt to end the war. But, as it turns out, Harry's lover has other ideas, and is about to turn the tables on the old Headmaster. Slash fic!

After doing some thinking, Harry surprises both himself and the Dark Lord when he sends Voldemort a letter. A correspondence begins, leading to new revelations, and Harry soon decides it's time he made a choice. Rated for language.

The Potter twins lose their parents, grow up abused by the Dursleys, and are Sorted into different Houses. One follows the Light, the other, the Dark, and despite the obstacles put in their path, they refuse to turn on one another. But it isn't as easy as it sounds, especially with a war looming on the horizon. A war where they will be pitted against each other, forced to fight.

Aragorn is given comfort in Lorien. (Oneshot with two versions, one with a reader, the other with an OC).

Harry has been speaking, rather, writing to the Dark Lord secretly, and absolutely no one knows. Slash fic!

Severus takes care of Harry when he comes home after a mission. Slash fic!

Kairi and Riku enjoy a sunset on Destiny Island.

The Akatsuki welcome Naruto into the fold.

Fifteen year old Harry Potter learns a shocking truth during the summer vacation before his sixth year. That truth is that he has TWO fathers? James Potter and...Tom Riddle! How in the name of Merlin did he not know that? Why did no one ever tell him? Slash fic! No mpreg!

Series of oneshots. Mostly requests. Be sure to read the beginning of chapter 1 because it has the information you'll need. Various characters, pairings, genres, and ratings.

Series of oneshots. Mostly requests. Be sure to read the beginning of chapter 1 because it has the information you'll need. Various characters, pairings, genres, and ratings.

Series of oneshots. Mostly requests. Be sure to read the beginning of chapter 1 because it has the information you'll need. Various characters, pairings, genres, and ratings.

When the last remaining Potter arrives at Hogwarts, he quickly shocks the Wizarding world by being sorted into the "wrong" House. With lies and manipulations on every side, how long will it take him to learn the truth? And how will Dumbledore deal with an uncooperative weapon? The young Potter will, very quickly, attract the attention of the Dark Lord himself. Slash fic!

Pain is pain, is what everyone always thinks, and it's shocking to find out that there are types of pain out there that hurt far more than a punch to the gut. Hermione receives news that changes her world, leaving her feeling lost, alone and vulnerable. She still has friends who care for her, but she needs something more. Comfort however, soon arrives in the unlikeliest of forms.

With the war finally over, the Golden Trio returns to Hogwarts to complete their seventh year and take their NEWTs. Drama however, soon ensues. Hermione finds herself in a relationship with none other than Severus Snape, which neither of them could really explain. Each time they take a step forward, something happens to ensure they end up taking two steps back...

The trio returns to Hogwarts to complete their final year of schooling. Snape surprises Hermione when he gives her a look that clearly says that there's something he wants. Her. Worrying about her NEWTs, she isn't sure about how she's going to deal with it. It's a lot easier than she thinks it will be. For now, at least. Like in all relationships, there's trouble on the horizon...