Stories by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack

A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Draco knows he needs to tell Potter their lives are about to change forever. But 'knowing' and 'doing' are two very different things. Written for the H/D Mpreg 2020 fest.

Harry's bringing his boyfriend home to meet his parents. It goes about as well as can be expected. AU with James and Lily alive and well, no war, no Voldemort, no angst...basically no canon.

Draco takes the walk of shame, and things take an interesting turn.

Harry Potter descends on Hogwarts with a horde of magical beasts. Professor Malfoy is not amused.

Draco's proposal is a night to remember.

"I know we're not in love with each other. But we could be. If you let us. If you gave us, this a chance." WARNING(S) for Angst, MPREG and mentions of pregnancy termination

Draco has been exiled to live in the Muggle World, where he's actually doing alright as an amateur stage magician. Harry has been tasked to determine if he's using real magic to enhance his performances.

Draco's orderly existence at the Dragon Reserve is upended by Harry Potter's arrival. Meanwhile, a dragon struggles to fly. A Draco POV remix of the delightful Living with Dragons by fantasyfiend09 (remixed with permission).

Draco gets a note from an old friend. Does Harry have more on his mind than just a friendly get together?

Draco is strong-armed into spending the first Christmas after the War with the Weasleys. And Harry Potter. WARNING(S) for slight angst and mentions of Fred Weasley's death.

Draco has a debt to pay off, no matter what Potter thinks. And he has a Very Good Idea to go along with it. Things don't go as planned.

An explosion in the Potions classroom sets off a chain of unlikely events.

Harry gets benched for a match. He wins anyway. Written for the hd cliche fest on LJ. Warnings for mature content and slash. Not suitable for minors

When Draco and Hermione get pregnant at the same time, their husbands take it upon themselves to make a small bet or five. This was Mistake Number One. (Warnings for MPREG)

Harry adopts a Veela. He really, really didn't mean to.

Harry's dearest wish comes true one winter night. It's nothing like he imagined but that doesn't mean it's not perfect.

Harry, Draco and a teeny tiny Malfoy. This was originally a set of oneshots, that got made into an arc by popular demand. Have fun, kids!

Harry and Draco are brought together for a seemingly dull security mission. Things however, are not as they seem. Written for the hd fan fair Career Fest 2014.

Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story. NOTE: This was written for the hd smoochfest and is a remix/reinterpretation of How I Met Your Mother in the HP World. Please do skim through the notes before reading further. Thank you!

Harry's latest assignment is a toughie. He's been sent in to interview the newest face on the magical food and wine circuit. Chef Malfoy is not going to make this easy. WARNINGS for mature content and slash, not fit for minors.

After the war, Draco was prepared to spend the rest of his days alone and miserable. Then that damned goat showed up. NOTE: This is a retelling of icmezzo's Love Lies Bleating and was remixed with her permission.

One year after being accidentally bonded to each other, Harry and Draco are free to move on with their lives. But perhaps, what they needed was here all along. This is the story of Harry's rediscovery of their journey and their relationship, of how he gets by (with a little help from his friends).

Theo needs to find a muggle gift for Draco's housewarming party. He finds a little something else. WARNING: Theo Nott/Piers Polkiss rare pairing with a side of Harry/Draco.

Where Malfoy is concerned, Harry has always been a little touched in the head. Oneshot written for the Kink n Squick Fest at LJ. Mature content, elements of dub con, slightly dark. Not fit for minors. Please proceed with caution.

It wasn't going to be easy handling four teenagers over the summer holidays. But it was definitely going to be worth it. Join a newly married Harry and Draco as they attempt to handle their unruly bunch over the summer vacation. Pranks, drama, fluff and family fun, all around!

Harry and Draco encounter a strange situation in a Lost Pyramid. Just a regular old fluffy, cracky Halloween fic.

Nobody said achieving your animagus form was easy. Draco could handle being a wolf pup for a while, right? How bad could it be? Written for hd cliche 2013. Long, fluffy fic with feelz. Warnings for violence (not too graphic).

What do you do when you discover you best friend's boyfriend is only with him for his money? Why, send them off on a cruise of course. Ron doesn't understand Pansy's plan, but for Harry's sake, he hopes she knows what she's doing. Crack-ish fic featuring Ron/Pansy, Harry/Anthony Goldstein, eventual Harry/Draco. Warnings for hints of borderline infidelity...never happens, though.

Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.

Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.

Draco was not invited to Potter's Party, and he won't stand for it. Silly, fluffy one-shot. Beware of the feels!

A smutty little Christmas series based on prompts at Livejournal. Harry gets Draco a..strange Christmas gift, that turns out rather enjoyable. Warnings for mature themes, use of toys, slash and general yumminess. Underage readers, shoo! Shoo, I say! ;)

Draco has a major freak-out in the car. Harry looks for a way to distract him. Kinky, smutty little one-shot featuring good old road-head! Dom!Harry, Sub!Draco. Not fit for minors. Written for Furrina and Yeyet Cullen who gave the prompt 'Draco in a Car'.

There's not a problem in the world pie can't solve. Not slash- more of a Draco centric ficlet with a very special appearance (not Harry, although he's in here too). A prequel to my oneshot A New Man (Ch 28, A Day in the Life)

Draco wants to play games. Harry wants to take back what's his. Warning s : Use of toy s , slash and heavy sexual themes. Dom!Harry, Sub!Draco of sorts.

Draco has a certain quirk. Basically, started out as a small ficlet and turned into this whole, plotty...thing. I still like it though. Slash, and apples- those are my warnings. BEWARE!

Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.

Harry is exasperated, and Draco doesn't want to go home. An awww inducing one shot featuring possessive!protective!Harry and drunk!Draco

Draco doesn't want to mow the lawn. The resulting sequence of events sparks a War.

Harry takes in a new pet, and Draco has to deal with some very un-amusing consequences.

Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much. Rated T for language and silliness.

There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries

Draco is impatient and just can't wait. Harry shows him who is in charge. A sequel to Cheaters Never Prosper. Rated M because quite frankly, that's the highest one they let me have. :P

Draco thought he'd won when he cheated Gryffindor out of the Quidditch Cup. A furious Harry Potter proceeds to teach him a lesson he'll not forget in a hurry. Warnings: Long chapters, homosexual content, mature content, BDSM

Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing

Harry has so much he wants to give him. He doesn't. Warnings: Character Death

Draco is disowned. Harry offers comfort, while struggling with his feelings for the blonde. A prequel to my one shot: Harry Throws a Hissy Fit.

Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?

Harry has always been at odds with his roommate being an...escort. But this is the last straw.