Stories by LemonHatshepsut

A Rose Weasley Harry Potter Fanfiction of a comedic nature

For my ETERNALLY patient friend, a few years late. Happy Birthday, my Toni!

Alfred gropes around the bathroom floor blindly, squinting at the tiles but not seeing them. One hand passes over the base of the toilet, then the base of the sink, while the other feels beneath the clawfoot bathtub. "Ivaaaan," he calls loudly, then with a frustrated huff, calls again, louder. "VANYA!" A few doors down the hallway, Ivan sighs. Fluffy RusAme omegaverse oneshot!

Everyone knows Antonio Fernandez Carriedo is the attractive lead role in the latest Sci-fi romance. Everyone also knows Romano wrote the best-selling book on what it's like to be blind. But... "Just Antonio" doesn't know his new blind friend, Lovino Vargas, has a pen-name. And... Lovino "Not Romano" Vargas doesn't know the annoying Spaniard from the cable car is a famous actor.

Spain was out shopping. Oregano, he said he was getting. We didn't even need oregano. My car just came in from Rome... I just wanted to drive around. I was upset he didn't take me with him. Or at least that's what Feli tells me I said. I have to take his word for it... because I can't remember.

Gilbert was my favorite artist, and I was his favorite piece of modern art, the kind that only the best connoisseurs could appreciate, as he put it. I was his "most awesome masterpiece," and he was my artsy-fartsy gay boyfriend, and I loved him to death. Hickey-centered Prumano fluff, T for Romano's mouth & implications.

So I don't get in to Canada until three in the morning. I told him not to wait up, I swear! But he's so set on giving me a "proper Canadian welcome"... Oh well. I assume he'll be asleep by the time I get there anyway, as cute as his determination is. Undiluted fluff, brought to you by Blizzard Charlotte.

Italy and Germany... they're... No. Romano doesn't want to think anymore. "Alright, then let's go home," Prussia says. Both knew what was coming. "I need to let off steam," Romano had said at the restaurant. Prussia acquiesced. Why? He was just as torn up as Romano. But now, the morning after... Romano just can't see how what happened the previous night was "okay" at all.

Getting stuck isn't fun. Canada compares cooking pancakes to being depressed in a last-ditch attempt to make Prussia understand what he's going through with his depression. Because every time Prussia says "I just need time to think," it hurts something deep down inside Canada that can't be fixed with a "Let's pretend it never happened."

What happens when you lock two tributes together at the wrists, and toss them in the arena? Oh, and don't forget; there are twice as many of them this year. Katniss and Peeta are mentors to the 75th Hunger Games, after returning from the Capitol and successfully quelling the rebellion. The question now is whether they can keep their tributes alive or not.

Who would have thought 8 little words could send Canada spiralling into upset? "Yeah, just like I'm more intelligent than you!" Why didn't Prussia apologize? And why does it hurt so much? Oneshot unless I get a lot of requests to continue.