Stories by DarkPhoenix713

Kurt is living in New York, and is now single. Blaine was a bit of a bastard about the long-distance thing, and Kurt is trying to (melodramatically) get over his first heart-break. Enter Harry - single father of one adopted godchild. Harry is British, with green eyes and dark black hair. Teddy is the most adorable child ever. And Kurt is pretty sure Harry is straight. HP/KH.

Harry always knew he was strange. What he came to realize was that he was actually silly. Join Harry as he, Hermione, Neville, and an unwitting Draco unleash silly magic on Hogwarts, and maybe even the world! Draws on all of Monty Python's work, via the medium of Rowling's characters. Lots of OOCness - update: the sorting, migration, fluffy, and trolls! R & R!

Harry and Ginny's marriage didn't work out, but they were blessed with three wonderful children. However, when Ginny brings a new man home, something awful happens. Suddenly, Tony is having to deal with a hysterical British kid, Harry is trying to track down his son, and Loki is plotting to steal the Tesseract. Harry Potter just can't escape being a hero. AU, Possible Slash. R&R!

Slight AU - A bunch of WHAT IFs. What if Hermione had stocked up at Tesco? What if people paid a bit more attention to Harry? What if Voldemort had self-esteem issues? Funny and sad and happy - a bunch random scenes that are spun out of non-being. *New Chapter! Harry and his friends are starting a DADA group. What's the first rule? You don't talk about it. Better name for the DA.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.

AU The summer after the TriWizard is a difficult one for Harry - Voldemort is back, his friends won't write, and the Dursleys are dragging him to America! What will Harry do as he explores and meets a reporter named Clark Kent, a business man named Bruce Wayne, and a charming forensic investigator named Wally? Warning OOC, Slash and Bash

Mitsukuni Haninozuka went on a visit to England with his family for a few sunny weeks in June. When at the zoo, he sees something that bothers him, which results in him bringing one Harry Potter home with him! See how life changes for Harry when he is brought up among the elite, and trained in the ways of magic far away from a meddlesome old headmaster. Possible Slash.

What if Truth governed not only the world of Fullmetal Alchemist, but of Harry Potter as well? How would it regard Voldemort's crime against magic? After the killing curse rebounds on Voldemort, his horcruxes should be enough to safeguard his life. Truth may have something else in mind, however. This is something I thought up randomly - check it out and let me know what you think!

Tired of dealing with the fickle wizarding world, Harry and his godfather flee from Britain at the end of 5th year. They go to Japan and start a new life - which just so happens to involve the host club. Oh dear. SLASH HP/KO SB/RF other pairings

In North Britain the Dark Lord approaches Hogwarts - Chaucer style. This was an assignment produced when studying the Canterbury Tales. Actually got a decent mark - please enjoy!