Stories by LoLoGreeneVines

Just a stupid drabble based on a certain event in chapter 670. It should go without saying, but this is spoilery.

The cave was both his gaol and his sanctuary. High-fantasy AU for IshiHime Week on Tumblr.

An update on the social-networking site leaves Ichigo bewildered, Rukia curious, and several other people with a lot to talk about. Discussed IshiHime.

In which little Uryu's discovery of exactly what his father has been up to in the room he keeps locked at all times marks the beginning of the end.

An assortment of fluffy IshiHime ficlets prompted by Wiktionary's "random entry" button. Not chronological or in any sort of order. Chapter 18: "Laconic" - Communicating something big doesn't necessarily take a lot of words.

In the immediate aftermath of the Deicide arc, Orihime Inoue can't sleep, and Uryu Ishida comes to a conclusion. Primarily emphasises the strength of their friendship, but there's a lot of one-sided shippiness.

He will not allow her to change his mind.

'Bazz-B watched as his friend returned his gaze to the sky and stared at the sun. "Perhaps one day we'll visit it and see if you're correct."' A short conversation between two friends.

Working through the agony of losing your wife is a lot more difficult when you're bombarded with constant reminders of her in everything your son does.

University AU. Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Uryu and Chad are living on the same floor of student accommodation. This is a collection of notes left on the communal refrigerator when the five can't speak in person. Warnings for utterly bizarre student hijinks and spoilers for everything ever. Various ship tease, but no actual couples. Don't read in public unless you want to be stared at.

A pregnant Masaki Kurosaki and her squeamish husband make an appointment with Ryuken Ishida to set Isshin's mind at ease. Snark, revelations and fluff ensue. Rated T for Isshin's fundamental need to make everything in life a zillion times more awkward.

In which Orihime and Uryu both sleep-talk. Set in the Soul Society arc.

Captain Unohana is fed up of the other divisions pushing her subordinates around, so she has published a polite list of guidelines for the Fourth Division detailing how best to deal with their patients and reduce inefficiency. Rated T for subtle horror.

AU. After buying an old teapot from a woman at the market, Orihime Inoue finds herself the master of a sarcastic genie and learns that following the rules is difficult when you're not allowed to know what they are in the first place...

In which Rukia and Renji team up to write awful fanfiction pairing Ichigo with everybody according to a random-number generator. All Ichigo pairings will be lambasted, much brain bleach will be required, and many lols will (hopefully?) be had. Rated T for extreme crack pairings, questionable language, and things which may never be un-read. Don't say you weren't warned.

Uryu blinked, as though he couldn't quite believe what he was hearing. "Friends?" He enunciated the word slowly, rolling it around his mouth like it was some exotic new dish he was tasting for the first time. After a few seconds, he smiled at her. "Yes. I think I'd like that." Set during the Soul-Society arc. Very subtle unrequited shippiness, but basically a friendship fic.

"If I were rain, That joins sky and earth that otherwise never touch, Could I join two hearts as well?" Orihime Inoue and Uryu Ishida discover that they share a common viewpoint.

Orihime Inoue demonstrates to Uryu Ishida precisely why he doesn't need to be worried about her walking home alone. Unrequited IshiHime. Moderate violence, played for laughs.

"The pain was receding, slowly, slowly, and he watched in astonishment as his arm grew longer, millimetre by millimetre, as shards of bone, strands of lean, sinewy muscle and flakes of paper-white skin knitted themselves together, his stump of a wrist gradually lengthening as it reformed the shape of a slender hand beneath the soft golden glow of Orihime's barrier."

After Uryu is attacked and hospitalised, Ryuken decides to go against his son's wishes and contact Orihime Inoue in order to share his concerns. Fullbring arc missing moment.

In which Kakashi Hatake gets a promotion, and Obito Uchiha gets an embarrassingly cute nickname.

In which Vega needs a bit of help finding Altair. A short fic for Tanabata.

"If he didn't know any better, Uryu would have suspected that Orihime was trying to kill him."

"Returning from Hueco Mundo without Orihime had been the most difficult thing Uryu had ever done." A 'sugar-free IshiHime' challenge from a friend, and possibly the angstiest thing I have ever written.

A kinkmeme fill. Prompt: Uryu Ishida has become Vandenreich leader and enforces some new changes... namely on the outfits. All women shall wear miniskirts and the men shall have better capes and buttons. Plot-bunny credit to the Anon who came up with the prompt.

Looking back, Uryu would wonder how he could ever have found her to be annoying.

Byakuya Kuchiki REALLY thinks that Jushiro Ukitake should make Rukia his Lieutenant. Set during the time-skip.

After Orihime is kidnapped, Sora Inoue offers his little sister some comfort, advice and updates on the status of her friends, both in their rescue attempt and in general, and shares some concerns.

And one time he couldn't.

It had all started so simply. A series of semi-light-hearted dares had the UK and America competing for bragging rights... until America went overboard and demanded the impossible.

Ahead of a looming referendum on Scottish independence, England meets with his brothers Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland to discuss potential terms. It was never going to end well. Rated T for a sheep quip and one particularly choice phrase in Welsh.

Chad may not say much, but he sees a great deal, and he knows when his friends are being self-destructive. There are some truths Uryu would rather not hear. As usual, all love is unrequited. Mildly angsty.

Ryuken ruminates in his office after Uryu leaves for Hueco Mundo with Ichigo and Chad to rescue Orihime. A short missing moment.

Mantarou Takaishi had everything he had ever wanted; a wonderful wife, an excellent job, good social standing... and fifty-seven mysteriously healthy corpses in the Karakura Hospital mortuary waiting to be autopsied. The end of his shift couldn't come quickly enough.

Twenty-five years after a failed uprising the Sherlock characters find themselves reaped into the hundredth annual Hunger Games. However, all is not quite as it seems...

Every evening at seven o'clock on the dot, like clockwork, Masaki bursts into Ryuken's bedroom and challenges him to a race to the dining room. What could possibly have disrupted her routine this evening?

In which Ichigo Kurosaki ponders Orihime Inoue's romantic feelings for him, his own more brotherly feelings towards her and Uryu Ishida's rather less brotherly feelings for her. In short, All Love is Unrequited, and endgame is not a thing that exists.

Just what WERE Bambietta and that Vandenreich soldier doing in her room before she cut him in half?

In which the US and UK come to an agreement (after a fashion), but the agreement isn't the sort that anybody would ever have expected.

Marechiyo Omaeda learns of the existence of Orihime Inoue and decides that she would make a suitable wife. Nobody is convinced.

Momo comes across Izuru when he is attempting to write haiku. Fluff ensues.

"Ever since she had been a child, Orihime had been utterly fascinated by The String." A random-trope one-shot challenge I set myself for Christmas.

Orihime attempts to work out the true nature of her unusual powers with the help of her friends, and eventually comes to a startling conclusion.

Two months after the birth of Uryu, Masaki Kurosaki invites herself, Isshin and the destructive toddler Ichigo over to the Ishidas' house to catch up. It was never going to end well...

In which Masaki Kurosaki and Kanae Katagiri sew a duvet cover together, and Ryuken Ishida (possibly) realises that his mother is an idiot.

Severus Snape and Uryu Ishida reflect on Lily Evans and Orihime Inoue respectively. A short experimental analysis on the similarities and differences in the relationships between them.

Orihime Inoue manages to come up with a suitable metaphor for the existence of Uryu Ishida. For the sake of clarification, this story is NOT a lemon.

Convinced that Ichigo and Rukia are to be imminently engaged, Byakuya enlists Renji's help to quickly propel Ichigo's family, the Shibas, back to their old status as one of the Soul Society's five noble families. Naturally, much embarrassment, hilarity and misunderstanding ensues.

The United Kingdom attends a New Years party in the Italian Alps, and soon wishes he hadn't. One word: fireworks. Based on a true story.

Crack prompt: "Inspector Lestrade, the town drunk, was also a fairy." After a disastrous holiday with his wife, Greg Lestrade drinks a lot of alcohol on an aeroplane and annoys a lot of people.

Having been best friends with Orihime for years, Tatsuki has come to understand the concept of hidden depths very well. Chizuru, not so much. Ambiguous maybe-one-sided IshiHime. Also perhaps ambiguous one-sided IchiHime, depending on how you interpret it. Definitely no ChizuHime, however Chizuru sees it.

In which Keigo Asano has a new toy, and everybody else is thoroughly irritated.

Somebody needs to show Ichigo Kurosaki the Quincy ropes, and it just so happens that the only person up for the job is Uryu Ishida. Neither party is particularly thrilled about this. AU crackfic.

Orihime notices. Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean that she understands...

Mayuri Kurotsuchi is bored, and decides to stave off his boredom by remotely screwing with his favourite unwitting test-subject.

It is Lily's fifteenth birthday and Snape has a present to give her. However, there is an obstacle between the gift and its intended recipient - James Potter.

Shuuhei Hisagi has agreed to give Rangiku Matsumoto and Orihime Inoue a column in Seireitei Communication Magazine. Surely this can't go wrong?

Orihime Inoue walks in on Uryu Ishida working on a sewing project one lunchtime. Fluff ensues.

Rangiku is determined to get Toshiro drunk, but outwitting her own Captain might be more difficult than she realises...

Sometimes the best thing to do when Ichigo is around is to pretend to be asleep.

In which Katniss Everdeen eats some bread, Commander Up takes a bubble bath, Sherlock Holmes makes a brilliant deduction and Zaphod Beeblebrox is the Doctor. Flames will be used to toast Zaphod's crumpets.

An eleven-year-old Peter Pettigrew is about to be sorted, and the Hat makes an unusual decision.

Severus Snape has died. There is just one thing he must do before he moves On...

Petunia is jealous that Lily has been accepted at Hogwarts and she hasn't, so she writes to Dumbledore pleading for a place.

In which Harry finds himself in a variety of amusing, puzzling and just downright bizarre situations.

Or "5 Times John Watson Wasn't a Complete Idiot, and 1 Time He Was". John is usually very good at dealing with Sherlock's peculiarities.

In which Sherlock can't guess John's password, even when John tells him what it is.

At some point after Reichenbach John receives some cryptic texts from an unknown number. What do they mean, and what are the implications?

After the Potters' murders, Snape decides to keep a diary comprising of a series of letters to Lily up until the day he dies.

What would happen if Team StarKid's characters from AVPM and AVPS were put into a canon setting of one of the books? Well, I imagine it would end up as something like this. If you are a fan of A Very Potter Musical/Sequel, this is for YOU.

Six-year-old Ginny steals the family broomsticks first thing in the morning and teaches herself how to fly.

When Hagrid is going to see Aragog one day he comes across a group of boys in the Forbidden Forest picking on a puppy and rescues it. Rated T for implied cruelty to animals.

In their fifth-year, Lily comes across Snape brewing Amortentia for money in the Room of Requirement and accidentally drinks some, with disastrous and amusing consequences.

Dr. Granger witnesses an explosion out to sea and goes to investigate. A plot idea JKR originally intended to be the first chapter of Philosopher's Stone, but quickly changed as it didn't tie in with the plot for the rest of the series.

Missing moment set just before the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire. Hermione gives Ginny some much-needed Harry advice and helps to get her a date to the Ball. Ties in with the canon.

Ron has borrowed Fred's toy broom against the latter's wishes and broken it. A drabble telling the story of exactly how Ron developed his arachnophobia.

Crackfic, pure and simple. Another poorly-written one-shot, in which Bellatrix Lestrange resigns as a Death Eater and opens a bakery in Hogsmeade. Don't expect a groundbreaking piece of prose, this is incoherent nonsense. You have been warned.

The seventh year Defence Against the Dark Arts class learn how to conjure Patronuses, resulting in a very awkward situation for Snape. Marauder's era missing moment.

James Potter and Fred Weasley have pulled their latest prank, but this one is fairly serious and Filch has caught James and written to the Potters. How will they react? Rated T for very mild swearing.

Ill-conceived and badly written crackficlet. Draco Malfoy decides to follow his dreams and becomes a ballerina. A departure from my usual style of writing. Rated T for crossdressing and mpreg. Don't ask.

Luna's mother is attempting her greatest experiment yet, but it ends in disaster.