Stories by kci47

Hermione is working at the Ministry and hating her job. Her only solace? Irritating the s**t out of her new coworker - which she does quite well, thank you. SSHG fluff with lots of sarcasm and banter.

Miss Hermione Granger embarks on a new chapter in her life, traveling across the Atlantic to meet her fiance. But then everything goes haywire with the arrival of one very dark, ruthless individual. " 'You're a pirate,' she breathed, excitement mingling equally with trepidation." / Regency-ish era AU, non-Hogwarts, piratical SS/HG romance.

No one ever said making plans was Harry's strong suit. / Marriage-Law fic written for the 2016 SSHG giftfest on lj. Post-war one-shot where Severus is alive.

Harry wakes up from a night of partying to find a certain someone under his tree. What happens next is utterly surprising, but perhaps he should have known all along. / Inspired by A Christmas Carol. Harry/Tonks via Harry/Others. Written for lj's smutty claus 2016.

Hermione has tried every last tactic to avoid noticing Professor Snape's voice, all to no avail. So when she finds herself in close quarters with the man, she has to convince him to remain silent. / Response to SSHG SmutFest on livejournal. Warnings within.

A host of former students, faculty, and yes, even Ministry officials return to Hogwarts for a Yuletide reunion. Sexual hijinks ensue, but sadly, no one can blame the Weasley twins for tampering with the punch./Smutty Claus 2015 gift for melodylepetit. SSHG. Mature content, heed the rating-more info inside.

Autumn was Hermione's favorite time of year, for one very specific reason. Severus doesn't understand, so it's up to her to show him. Post-war AU where Hermione is a professor and Severus is alive. Rated for language and insinuations. Written for the lovely Worrywart!

You know the saying—be careful what you wish for. Especially when a magical wishing well with a sense of the absurd is involved. Written for the 2015 SSHG Promptfest on livejournal. Warnings: Curse words abound! Some non-sexual nudity as well. AU SS/HG in case that wasn't clear.

Hermione discovers a side to Neville Longbottom that she never knew existed—and it's all thanks to Pansy Parkinson. HG/NL, NL/PP. Written for the 2015 Rare Pair Fest on hprarefest at livejournal. Thanks to Amorette for the lovely prompt! Warning(s): Voyeurism, explicit language, spanking.

In little more than twelve hours, every aspect of Hermione Granger's life goes to hell. What's a girl to do when everything falls apart? [Warnings: adult language and situations, Ministry of Magic maligning, slightly OOC vengeful!Hermione, eventual hints of SSHG.] A gift for TycheSong. Two-shot.

The first-ever Hogwarts Alumni party allows everyone to relax and let loose. Hermione didn't come with the intent of finding a man…but then Neville walked in and all bets were off. [Written for smutty claus on lj, Hermione/Neville smut, full warnings inside.]

A few years after the final battle finds Hermione Granger working on independent research at a renowned Potions corporation and wondering when Ron will finally want to settle down. Unfortunately, her boss decides to hire someone to help with her work, and the new addition sets his sights on helping her with her love life, too. SSHG. Strong language, smut at the end.Warnings inside.

A collection of unrelated mystery one-shots revolving around my favorites, Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. Written for the "OTP Boot Camp" challenge on HPFC. So many different disclaimers...at times, canon-compliant or AU; EWE or PWP, but always SSHG...that rhymed!; short, long, happy, sad, silly, clever, fluffy-and some that aren't really mysteries after all.

Two hours. One hundred and twenty minutes. Seventy-two hundred seconds. Seven million, two hundred thousand milliseconds. Hermione Granger has calculated them all, because she only lives her life in two-hour windows. What would you do, if you had just a precious few moments of time? EWE, AU in that Snape is alive.

These are unrelated drabbles I've written for various challenges over at GrangerSnape100. Some are really, really fluffy; at least one is angsty. The increased M rating is for the topic of 'Two Minutes'. *Thanks to duj for the title suggestion!*

The post-war trial and investigation of one Severus Snape, as told by the Daily Prophet. Drabble series.

They said everyone had darkness within. They said there could be no light without the dark. They said sometimes, one had to embrace the darkness in order to defeat it. Severus had never believed any of it, until the day they dragged him before the one who had vanquished the Dark Lord once and for all. / AU, dark themes, warnings inside. Oneshot.

Professor Snape won't leave Hermione alone, even in death. But what can it mean? And to what lengths will Hermione go to save The Bravest Man They Ever Knew? Immediately post-DH, EWE, can't think of other disclaimers at the moment. **thanks to Gamma Orionis for the beautiful cover image!**

Ginny receives an unusual detention from the Carrows and soon discovers much more is at stake than ever before. An unlikely ally appears-but are his motivations what he claims? Draco/Ginny, written on reserve for Think My Name Is Funny Do You for the Christmas Fic Exchange on HPFC. Warnings for violence. ONESHOT.

Someone loses their pants, someone tries beer for the first time, and more than one person falls victim to well-placed mistletoe. More hilarity ensues when Hermione hosts the first Muggle Night party. Fluffy humor fic written for Dark'n'Devilish for the HPFC Christmas Fic Exchange. EWE, AUish.

"A pattern of light was dancing across her ceiling. A pattern of light that she recognized. ...Severus wanted to see her." A short Snape/Lily story set shortly after their graduation from Hogwarts, written as a surprise Christmas gift for a writer who organized a fic exchange on HPFC.

-"You know, Wizarding Christmas is silly," she told him. "Not nearly as silly as wrapping yourself in electric lights," he answered.- A fun, fluffy Christmas gift for the incomparable WeasleySeeker! Post-DH, Hermione and Ron's first holiday together as a couple.

Bellatrix returns to the Slytherin common room after class, only to find that she has somehow gained celebrity status. What has she done - or, more importantly, what does everyone THINK she's done? Oneshot, written for Rumours competition on HPFC.

Lily and Severus' friendship may be over, but that doesn't mean they're done with each other. Warnings: Cursing, some light smut, and eventual adultery.

Voldemort finally has a chance to glean important information from Harry-but then everything goes wrong. Parody. Written for Griffinesque on the HPFC Fic Exchange. Since the exchange is over I'm finally able to post this on my account!

Lucius and Narcissa can't find Draco in the chaos of the final battle, so they split up to look for him. Drabble. Written for WeasleySeeker's "Goodbye" competition on HPFC.

Megan Jones comforts Leanne after she recovers from the shock of seeing her best friend cursed by a necklace. Written for "Mew&Mor's Weird Pairings" competition on HPFC.

Hannah Abbott Longbottom is feeling tired, old, and undesirable. Then a young man arrives and looks at her in a way that is entirely improper...and extremely enticing. Oneshot written for the "Mew&Mor Weird Pairing" competition on HPFC.

In the aftermath of the war and Hermione's break-up with Ron, things go downhill quickly. But Hermione is resourceful; soon she's carved out a means of survival...until The Serpent arrives, threatening everything she's worked so hard to protect. AUish, EWE, rated M even though I think it might be an acceptable T. Written for WeasleySeeker's "Italian musical term" challenge on HPFC.

Written for the "Tentatively Titled" competition on HPFC but never submitted on time. Harry receives a visit from Hermione, but her good intentions cause the rift between them to grow.

Terry/Teddy for the Mew&Mor Weird Pairings competition. My first, and last!, freeverse.

After the final battle, Ginny finds herself awake and caring for war veterans every night. Her resentment grows, however, when the former soldiers refuse to admit there's a problem. Written for the "middle of the night" challenge on HPFC.

Hundreds of miles apart, eight different people experience the same snowstorm. Written for "One Line Competition 3" and "Weather Challenge" on HPFC. Oneshot.

Hermione determines a course of action to save Severus Snape. But how will this affect her past, present, and future? Written for the "One Line Competition, Round 2" on HPFC. Mostly drama with a hint of romance. Warning: character deaths. Thanks to Gamma Orionis for the lovely cover image!

Ron and Luna find themselves in an embarrassing social situation at a Ministry ball several years post-battle. Written for the "Awkward Situation" competition on HPFC. EWE, AU in that a certain someone is still alive, and is there a nifty acronym to indicate that a ridiculous plot is about to ensue? Rated T for a teensy bit of language.

When Hermione is faced with a door that won't open, it requires everything she possesses to unlock it. What she finds on the other side surprises her and horrifies everyone else. Written for "One Line Competition 2" on HFPC. Rating for a wee bit of language and general sadness. EWE; I put names to some final battle casualties.

Seamus Finnigan finds an unlikely adversary in Gregory Goyle in a battle of words over their lifetime at Hogwarts. Oneshot written for WeasleySeeker's "Relate" competition on HPFC.

Written for the "Seven Kisses" challenge on HPFC. A series of kisses throughout Hermione's life, pretty self-explanatory. Maybe a little AUish, but not too much.

Hermione experiences a strange series of events after falling during the Final Battle. Written for the "Alphabet Drabbles" challenge on HPFC. WARNING: Pirates are involved!

Following the smash hit 'The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore' comes Rita Skeeter's newest best-seller chronicling the life of everyone's favorite ginger. Written for the "Bloody Hell" Ron-preciation challenge on HPFC. One-shot, T for some language.

Hermione wants Ron to clean out his things after their year on the run, but he refuses. Why? Written as a birthday gift for my wonderful beta WeasleySeeker! Fun, fluffy Romione one-shot.

Harry is out for a late-night stroll and sees something shocking on the Marauder's Map. When he goes to investigate, what he witnesses makes him regret it! Written for "Dirty Deeds and Skirts 'Round the Knees" on HPFC. One-shot, set during sixth year.

It's a beautiful summer day, and everyone's swimming. What could go wrong? Hermione and Professor Snape are about to find out. One-shot, set summer after the final battle, Snape's magically alive. Written for the "One Line" competition on HPFC.

Little Severus learns what it means to be magical, and vows to use it to his advantage. Some mentions of abuse but nothing graphic. Written for the "Death Eater Childhood" competition on HPFC.

Sirius Black makes a shocking discovery one afternoon in History of Magic. Written for the "Completely Odd" challenge on HPFC, which asked you to romantically pair two random characters. WARNING: This story is every bit as weird as it sounds!

Hermione has something Snape wants - but how will he get it? Written for the "Colorful Phrases" competition on HPFC. AU, post-DH, one-shot.

Rodolphus makes up his own mind...except when it comes to her. Serial drabbles. Written for the "When they were at Hogwarts" competition on HPFC and placed 3rd! Set during Rodolphus' 6th and 7th years. Didn't know what genres to use...

Eloise Midgen is shocked when her father comes to take her home and he inadvertently reveals a big secret. Written for the "Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff Appreciation Challenge" on HPFC.

A series of letters between Mad-Eye Moody and his protege, Tonks. Written for the "Yours Sincerely" competition on HPFC. I'm Moody and the wonderful WeasleySeeker is Tonks! Placed 1st, and to be continued!

Dean Thomas eagerly awaits Astronomy class each week - but why? Written for lella7's "My Favourite Subject" competition on HPFC and placed 1st! One-shot. Occurs anytime you want it to during 4th-6th years.

Hermione and Viktor Krum go on a terrible Valentine's date. Set during Goblet of Fire. Written in response to OCDdegrassi's "Anti-Valentine's Day" challenge on HPFC.

A look into the life of Mrs. Figg, Harry's most unexplored protector. Written for the "Women to look up to" challenge on HPFC.

Hermione and Snape find themselves together on a blind date. Things go from bad to worse as the evening progresses. Post-DH, AU in that Snape is alive. Written in response to the "Disaster Date" challenge on HPFC.

For Hufflepuffluv's "First Kiss" challenge on HPFC. Susan Bones reflects on her first kisses, and her most important one of all. Not technically canon, but could be. Susan/Ernie pairing from DAYDverse.

Some insights into how a Snape/Hermione romance could be. Scenes set during each of the 7 books - no romance until HG's older. As canon-compliant as possible. Rated T for mild language and a slightly steamy scene towards the end. Warning: character death.

A silly humor/romance fic that sprung out of an Indecent Proposal challenge. Hermione has a plan, and Snape must go along. Post-DH AU in that Ron isn't with Hermione and Snape is still alive, but otherwise compliant. Includes cake!Voldemort.

A longer version of some drabbles I wrote in response to an Indecent Proposal challenge on grangersnape100. Snape can't resist shocking unruly students, with Hermione's help.